- Triticum Guzzler
- Jun 16, 2002
-
|
today the best post of all time is
me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing dragula
mom: dead i am the one
me, sobbing: please please i got a phone call from the canada revenus agency
my dad via speakerphone: conquering the worm
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 00:33
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
¿
Apr 25, 2024 21:39
|
|
- Triticum Guzzler
- Jun 16, 2002
-
|
to me the best way to find out that you have an ldl receptor gene defect and that you're going to die of a heart attack young and there's nothing you can do about it is because of a fad diet pushed on you by schizophrenic tech support workers
|
|
#
¿
May 25, 2016 21:16
|
|
- Triticum Guzzler
- Jun 16, 2002
-
|
today the best post of all time is
[Australian doctor wearing a white coat and cork hat and talking with a nasally upwards inflection]: Lookin at yer foile mate it’s a fairly simple case? But I just want you to imagine yeah? That you’re like a roo? And she’s carefully hoidin away her little joey? Carefully tuckin her away in her pouch, roight? Well that’s a bit like you mate, *shouting and throwing away clipboard* except you’ve only gone and put a cock too far up yer arse ya bleedin twozza
[Goon]: I let meself down Steve I’m really sorry mate
|
|
#
¿
Feb 17, 2018 12:01
|
|
#
¿
Nov 11, 2015 00:33
