Whybird posted:

quote:

Dagwood foreverially roastmeatized. Roast turkey is eating Dagwood's right arm and roast beef is eating Dagwood's left arm. Dagwood's hands are already swallowed by greasy roast meat and he cannot escape. Dagwood's hands feel so good inside the roast meat which is warm and soft on his hands. Roast pulled pork is jealous and wants to join but there are no hands to eat. Dagwood cannot resist the temptation of being swallowed alive by giant roast meat.

Peanut Butler posted:

quarantine hollerin in the internet nursing home

ChubbyChecker posted:

DogFUCKER44 posted:

It wasn't anything to get all goon-charged over. Not like furry stuff. Stuff with her pet snake. Sensual stuff. It was nothing crazy like we hosed a snake don't turn this into something it's not.

Piss Meridian posted:

Everyone is Hitler

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sir, are you lost in the mirror maze? Do you need assistance?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Musk laughed. "You mean the blood emeralds?"

Son of Rodney posted:

LOL please probe me with this

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/TryCrying/status/1258209980823539714?s=19

Sharkie posted:

i googled it and it's just a bunch of stuff like "obama 90% inflated he's about to pop" and deviantart stuff. idgi.

Shear Modulus posted:

try logging out so it doesnt give you the personalized suggestions

The Maestro posted:

We’ve all spent so long on this “comedy” forum that nobody can recognize a joke any more.

RFC2324 posted:

I wish this thread had been allowed to thrive

Collateral Damage posted:

Posts that precede unfortunate events.

Jeza posted:

are anime figurines art? in this discursive essay, I will

ChubbyChecker posted:

wrong opinions

christmas boots posted:

I fear not the man who has studied 10,000 diapers once, but I fear the man who has studied one diaper 10,000 times.

Outrail posted:

Pro click here

'reciprocating saw blade connector' and 'sex machine' shouldn't be used in the same paragraph.

EorayMel posted:

pentyne posted:

Good news! It turns out that Lowtax does have stairs in his house, and they're to blame for everything!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qz4qbJo.mp4

Phlegmish posted:

lol

oldpainless is a good poster and it's kind of a shame that the last x years people have just been replying with puns on his username.

Phlegmish posted:

I have no problem believing that there's a sardine megathread with ten posters in it who never go anywhere else on the site. That's the kind of place this is.

He said, sighing wistfully

Lobok posted:

Only ten posters but it's a very small megathread so they're really packed in there tightly.

Randaconda posted:

That was one time! and it was an all girl dump I stole from imgur!

Rascar Capac posted:

It’s proper title is “SWAP.avi”.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I rarely ever take selfies, but here's one I took four years ago:

Sid Vicious posted:

Farm Frenzy posted:

dear god multi page derail about the morality of sayign soyface i hope this forum lives forever

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

God imagine having to critically examine the way we communicate to undercut generations of built-in patriarchy and subjugation

gently caress off Noam Chomsky I've got posting to do

Farm Frenzy posted:

critically examine my balls and rear end in a top hat

Madcosby posted:

Hi All. I've noticed that a lot of you mention that you play video games with your significant other. I think that's cool. I actually am quite jealous.

Any who, I was wondering what I could do to meet a cute girl who likes video games? I'm still young (25)and out of school. My job is the last place to meet anyone, and all my guy friends aren't into gaming, so I don't game socially. I assume hanging out outside of the nearby Gamestop store isn't the answer.

How do I bring up gaming with girls I meet to see if they're into it? I'm not a hardcore gamer, but play like 5-6 hours a week. Nonetheless, it's something I always look forward to. What are signs that a girl might be into gaming?

Here's my ideal scenario:
Me :: I just bought Baldur's Gate 2 for the PS2!
Wonderfully cute girl :: great! It's two players. Mind if I play?
Me :: Sure.
Girl :: Can I sit there while we play? *points to my dilznick*
Me :: Yes. Yes you can.
And we live happily ever after

Wow. I can't wait for BG2 for PS2... oh wait, that's for another thread. What was I talking about now?

Outrail posted:

I think this humming bird is going to be less impressed than I am.

BrianBoitano posted:

E: vvv thanks!

bike tory posted:

ftfy

Also tag yourself I'm "IF NOWT TWHEN"

Zesty posted:

IFNOT IFNOW THEN WHEN ??

IFNOT THEN IFNOW WHEN ??

IFNOT THEN IFNOT WHEN IFNOW THEN IFNOW WHEN.

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Wait, who’s on first?

Evilreaver posted:

Always has been.

Biplane posted:

I thought I was supposed to smell burning hair when having a stroke.

SodomyGoat101 posted:

Try lube.

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/karlmorx/status/1287795529049681920?s=21

The Democrats!

duomo posted:

ted kennedy would have had the drive to make it to every one of those towns

Pastry of the Year posted:

Starting a new game of Stardew Valley while housing an entire thing of rainbow sherbet sounds pretty fuckin' good right now

I hope this does not make me a Gamer

YeahTubaMike posted:

I love everything about this dumb rear end Planters poo poo. Apparently now we have a teenage Mr. Peanut.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Not teenage, 21. Old enough to drink. And be in porn.

christmas boots posted:

When he nut but the ad campaign still sucking

World War Mammories posted:

was i picked on in taras nabad? hmm let me think
* Carried 750 lbs of weapons
* Parents were both Deag Grav (long story)
* Wore rainbow pony armor to the arena every day
* Had the word "marauder" instead of a mouth