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Political Cartoons ThreadRaised By Birds posted:X
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 09:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 05:35 |
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Platystemon posted:
PHIZ KALIFA posted:Grape-Nuts: The Workingman's Edible Litter.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 08:41 |
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Squashing Machine posted:Pretty sure the Juul has just deepened my addiction to nicotine, would only ever smoke a cigarette or two a day as long as I wasn't drinking, but with Juul I easily go through a pod in 2-3 days. Being able to use it indoors and the fact that it has no discernible beginning or end just makes it too easy to continuously use without thinking. gently caress Juul
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 09:59 |
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From the polygamy thread.numberoneposter posted:take my wife Oscar Wild posted:Take my wife and wife and wife and wife and wife...
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 19:57 |
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Panfilo posted:You can get a version of Lucky Charms that is just Marshmallows. Ditto for crunchberries. Xaintrailles posted:Ha, no cereal is safe from me.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 08:24 |
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William Henry Hairytaint made a thread decrying the modern youtube algorithm experience.HJE-Cobra posted:You could just view videos exclusively in incognito browsing mode. Or turn off cookies, never login, that kind of thing. William Henry Hairytaint posted:Buddy I'm not looking for end-user solutions here I'm looking for people who do stupid rear end algorithms like this to admit that they're bad and wrong
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2019 05:34 |
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Never leave me again, quotes thread.tino posted:The King of the World will invent a new camera to shoot Avatar 2.
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 02:33 |
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sweet thursday posted:Hmm yes you can always tell a post isn't racist and bad when it has attached footnotes sweet thursday posted:Before you think my post is bad, allow me to take you back to a little place called Johannesburg in the 1950's. First slide please
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# ¿ May 19, 2019 06:23 |
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A dj wasn't invited to a starwars party, and was indignant about it.Baronjutter posted:I'm actually on collider's side. There's an unspoken agreement when you become a shill to the level they are, and Disney did not keep up their end of the deal. reignofevil posted:When you offer them a shilling and they demand the full penny-farthing smdh reignofevil posted:The drat Brits hosed up my pun because a shilling was worth more than a penny farthing.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 21:19 |
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ultrafilter posted:Yeah. I really want to know what Indiana's candle smells like. A Pack of Kobolds posted:Horse poo poo, car exhaust, and two dudes loving who are totally not gay
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2019 18:09 |
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Chairman Mao posted:If that thing doesn't grab your wrist in a death grip the second you put the key in then what is even the loving point?
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 00:17 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:MAD employees be like “what? Me worky?”
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2019 01:55 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol but not in a good way
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2019 23:35 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:I don't loving get it. I hate seeing human beings.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 06:47 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:My husband plays a game every year on Veteran's Day. It's called "how much can I eat without getting sick". So far he's been to Golden Corral, IHOP, Applebees, Red Robin, and Menchie's. Kazak posted:Same here!
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 01:50 |
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Grouchio posted:Why the hell hasn't anyone brought Nestle before the Hague or it's business equivalent? Deteriorata posted:Also, what is the business equivalent of the Hague? mystes posted:The J.D. Power award for best midsize crime against humanity.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2019 13:35 |
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CrumCreepCoward posted:"Colonel Sanders called Papas papas," He gaseously expelled in a cloud of orange grease smoke as mozzarella extruded from his engorged pores, the grease sliding down his pepperoni throat and lubricating its salty walls to spew more potent venom, "people used to drag papas from trucks until they died." Proudly He stood as a Papa among mortals and toppings rained from the heavens. He knew now the day of reckoning drew nigh.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 10:13 |
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Rutibex posted:exposure time on those old photographs is like 30 seconds. that cat was 100% drugged for this photo Beachcomber posted:Or dead. Milo and POTUS posted:Everything in that photo is dead
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 10:29 |
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dromal phrenia posted:Lowtax, I don't want to bother you in this stressful time, but there is currently no place on this forum where you are allowed to post goatse. I think maybe subforums should take turns so like one week you can post goatse in the book forum, then its back to being banned there but now you can post goatse in the debate forum, etc. Who What Now posted:What are you talking about? You can post goatse anywhere. Once dromal phrenia posted:I bet they edit it out when they catch you, though
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 08:04 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/1229715325324795904 sassassin posted:Would you eat human meat if you could sit next to the guy it "came from" and see that he was whole and fine and happy for the company in his failing human meat restaurant?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 06:44 |
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PizzaQuoteHatTrickProfessor Shark posted:Calda Speciale Monster Pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvki50vaGH8 Bad Purchase posted:i’m the delivery guy who has to bike this order to some youtuber’s apartment Woodpile posted:If it's "long" can it be pizza? Barudak posted:If you accept rectangular pizza as pizza, then I dont see why an oozing river of cheese and bread cant be one ThePopeOfFun posted:Forsooth, the Pizza'd Hut conspires
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 09:34 |
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DiabloStarCraft posted:I was always told to avoid spook because it was a racist slur in America despite it being a word for spy or intelligence officer in the UK. Is it a thing like spaz here where it's fallen out of use so isn't the worst word you could use anymore? Blue Footed Booby posted:It gets used that way in the US too. If you establish the context first people will generally understand. Safe alternatives include "secret squirrel." --- Kitfox88 posted:
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 04:12 |
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Thank you all for all you do.Colonel Cancer posted:My steampunk alterego is a chimney sweep with bloated cancerous ballsack encrusted with gears.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 05:02 |
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doctorfrog posted:Rember, rember!
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 03:48 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:I was secretly angry at my grandmother for living until 94 despite being in feeble health for years, while three of her children and one grandchild passed at far too young ages. The Simpsons neatly epitomizes my frustration. It'll keep on trucking despite Harry Shearer ascending to the immaterial plane and Julie Kavner transforming into pure radio static.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2020 23:49 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Travel couples on Instagram OP
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2020 05:47 |
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mind the walrus posted:Maybe premature, but From a thread celebrating said announcement: Snowy posted:Looks like we’ve goatse’d ourselves out of another jam, folks
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 02:50 |
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Randaconda posted:https://twitter.com/aeshryver_/status/1277620854571126791 Zil posted:Song BoneBone oldpainless posted:Crossroads remix looking good
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 09:34 |
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Grammarchist posted:Yeah, that sounds right. I keep trying to find the second, but I wasn't in the right head space to save it when I first saw it. Here is the first one, which is good enough to post again forever: GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:2:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. VV Thank you. Matlack Radio has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Jul 2, 2020 |
# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 21:28 |
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DnD thread:radlum posted:Have you ever quit a game because of how much the DM makes you cringe? I appreciate all the effort he puts into the game, but when he sings or starts testing his stand up material I just turn off the sound on my laptop. Toshimo posted:There are enough games out there looking for chill players that you should never be putting up with awful DMs at this point. Dexo posted:As an awful DM please don't tell my players they can leave me.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 06:06 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:stop posting naked skeletons!
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 08:17 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:joke's on you they are gonna have minecraft themed sex parties and you're NOT invited John Murdoch posted:Joke's on them when I show up as a creeper.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 16:02 |
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 18:25 |
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Khanstant posted:coffee snobs are aliens to me. I'm drinking some cold coffee I made yesterday afternoon. Usually i buy beans from winco but we're out so I'm just using some preground stuff, idk brand, i think it has vanilla who cares. it's a good bitter drink and drug, doesnt need to have weird plant or animal byproducts dumped in. doesnt need to be hot, the beans dont need everything at some specific temperature and steeping time, hit the button, drink the stuff. the first time i ever drank coffee it was sour because it had been sitting in the pot for weeks and i still liked it. you can straight up just eat the roasted coffee beans and its good. if i had my way nobody would even make coffee, we'd just make our beds out of wet mounds of coffeegrounds and you'd just suckle coffeedew from the night's sweat
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 06:07 |
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spincube posted:...I seem to remember more of the Lewis & Clark crew having up close moments with the 'liquid' in the Event Horizon's gravity drive, though, not just the engineer - like a scene where the whole crew abruptly find themselves staring into the black, and their reflections move on their own or something - so it's a confused 'which of us is the reflection' moment. Is there more than one version of the film, or have I muddled it with something from a different film altogether? Gonz posted:Unless it was a deleted scene, I don't believe there was ever a scene in EH where the whole crew was in the engine room at once looking into an activated core. Gonz posted:That said, it's been a while since I watched EH from start to finish, so it's entirely possible that I myself looked into the core and have been affected.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 20:56 |
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RandomFerret posted:If I was in a locked room with an angry chimp and a knife, I would use it to cut off my own face and genitals. That way they'd at least have a chance at being surgically reattached
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 15:36 |
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Dolphin posted:my uncle once got kicked out of school because he got sprayed by a skunk and got accused of eating ramps which was against the rules
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 19:20 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:I know it was actually Michael Chiklis, but when I try to imagine Vic Mackey I just picture Dean Norris. Try it yourself, it's a fun game I like to call "Imagine Vic Mackey"
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 04:09 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:what is this dish called? Solice Kirsk posted:Pizghetti. Two year olds across the nation ask for it by name, but their terrible parents only ever give them spaghetti.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 05:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 05:35 |
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Grumblepuff posted:Look inside you.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 22:52 |