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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3744535

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jSKMoXTvaQ

We made it, everyone. We're back in business with 4 cards this month on 4 continents and all of them have must-watch fights on them. Get back in.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Fabricio Werdum


Light Heavyweight Champion Daniel Cormier


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler


Lightweight Champion Rafael dos Anjos


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Interim Feather Champion "Notorious" Conor Mcgregor


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey


Women's Strawweight Champion Joanna Jędrzejczyk

Upcoming Events:
UFC Fight Night - November 7
UFC 193 - November 14
UFC Fight Night - November 21
UFC Fight Night - November 28

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http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
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http://www.fightopinion.com
http://www.mmapayout.com
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com
Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
http://www.fightmetric.com
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting

mewse posted:

If MMA can land a proper new york venue I will eat a hat

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I'm feeling that TJ Dillashaw pic.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
The Korea card is card of the month easily.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
I forgot Stun Gun and Masvidal were fighting. That could be 3 rounds of human backpack or Kim getting punched a lot while windmilling.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Tezcatlipoca posted:

I forgot Stun Gun and Masvidal were fighting. That could be 3 rounds of human backpack or Kim getting punched a lot while windmilling.

i never knew about that. in stun gun fought smart hed win but its a crapshoot

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
First fight of the Trilogy that no one asked for or really wanted to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7WgC49Ux0E

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

I've got an extra ticket for UFC 194 for $300 (which is what it cost me) if anyone is interested.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Does anyone know if it's worth binge-watching TUF Latin America 2 to make the Mexico card more interesting? I mean, I'm always up for seeing Diego Sanchez get smashed the gently caress up and winning a split, but I'm not too clued up on the rest of the card.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
stun gun vs masvidal is such a weird fight, i love it

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
just read that vitor update from the end of last thread. his tiny brain, lmao

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
for as long as i live i will never know what true revival touch was supposed to mean or why

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
True Revival Touch is my Christian hip-hop dance crew

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Triticum Guzzler posted:

for as long as i live i will never know what true revival touch was supposed to mean or why

All you need to know is "I think they show my privates"

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

for as long as i live i will never know what true revival touch was supposed to mean or why
True Revival Touch

This is the blindly faithful's self-appointed reward for bellowing a resolute no for gay jesus

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I want to point out that Dominick Cruz continues to own. Also it's pretty funny that the UFC account reposted this. https://instagram.com/p/9h4C02pJQS/

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Meant to edit.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

TheRationalRedditor posted:

True Revival Touch

My god... It's full of roids

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

TheRationalRedditor posted:

True Revival Touch

lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

TheRationalRedditor posted:

True Revival Touch

This is the blindly faithful's self-appointed reward for bellowing a resolute no for gay jesus

hahahaha

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo
Laughing a whole lot at the TJ pic

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Who's going to 193? Anyone up for a meetup? You gonna be attending weigh-ins, Q&A etc?

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Facial width-to-height ratio doesn’t predict fighting ability in female UFC fighters. “Additional research with women’s faces is clearly needed,” the researchers said.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Is it? Is it really?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Dangersim posted:

Is it? Is it really?

Look if you are going to challenge the long held and practically axiomatic belief that face width= fighting ability you'd better make sure your data is bulletproof.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Aw man I don't get the snake in the grass pic :(

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

BlindSite posted:

Aw man I don't get the snake in the grass pic :(

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/snake-in-the-grass

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

BlindSite posted:

Aw man I don't get the snake in the grass pic :(

You're so close

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

man if this was about face length


barnacle jim would be goat is what i am trying to say

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch

aye these researchers some goons or something ahahhana

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!
I think Bloody Elbow have redeemed themselves enough to go back in the "credible" news sources section... they're one of the better outlets around now actually.

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

I'm glad I lived long enough to see phrenology make a comeback.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Hello, my name is Bluedeanie and today I will be defending my thesis "The big titties may not make you good at fighting a person" for the PhD review committee at the University of Phoenix

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Bundt Cake posted:

i never knew about that. in stun gun fought smart hed win but its a crapshoot

I predict Kim will will a close decision and Masvidal will complain a lot.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Jake Shields walks into a bar: "Hey why the face indicative of poor fighting performance?"

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Dangersim posted:

Jake Shields walks into a bar: "Hey why the face indicative of poor fighting performance?"

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

BlindSite posted:

Aw man I don't get the snake in the grass pic :(

It's a ref to how (like snakes) TAM fighters almost never wear shirts.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Guys all your jokes are about long faces and the article is talking about wide faces.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
I don't know if face width correlates to face length, but I believe that is what is being assumed here. Is it not possible for a face to be both really wide and long at the same time?

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Is it not possible for a face to be both really wide and long at the same time?

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Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Work Friend Keven posted:

It's a ref to how (like snakes) TAM fighters almost never wear shirts.

This is correct btw

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