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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
see thread title

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

see thread title

cant see the thread title as i dont use the internet :smuggo:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
yes

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
no op i only use facebook

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
db3 sure doesn't!!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I gave the Internet a shot a few years ago, not worth it IMO

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Syncopated posted:

db3 sure doesn't!!!

i like how lowtax refers to specific server names like anyone knows what the gently caress he means

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i dont use the internet. i use firefox instead

pram
Jun 10, 2001
cache5 and lb1 have seen better days!!

Death Chicken
Aug 15, 2015
yospos is the only site on the internet that doesnt crash on my win xp borg edition

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
name the databases db1, db2 and db4

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

pram posted:

i like how lowtax refers to specific server names like anyone knows what the gently caress he means

db3 is a class i took in 3rd year and failed

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Sweevo posted:

i dont use the internet. i use firefox instead

same

pram
Jun 10, 2001
actually its surprising they have such mundane names id think theyd be named like..

Chester Bottomsworth III (memcache server)
Lord Chucklewumps (kvm switch)
Bert Rumplepuss Jr (cisco router from 1998)

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
just in case anyone wants to see what's been going on

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I only use apps does that count?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

pram posted:

actually its surprising they have such mundane names id think theyd be named like..

Chester Bottomsworth III (memcache server)
Lord Chucklewumps (kvm switch)
Bert Rumplepuss Jr (cisco router from 1998)

Stop stealing my trees dang it! ! ! ! ! Lol XD

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

pram posted:

actually its surprising they have such mundane names id think theyd be named like..

Chester Bottomsworth III (memcache server)
Lord Chucklewumps (kvm switch)
Bert Rumplepuss Jr (cisco router from 1998)

radium wasn't that witty. they'd be called faggotserver, faggotserver2, and faggotserver03

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


i dont have the internet, i have aol

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

pram posted:

actually its surprising they have such mundane names id think theyd be named like..

Chester Bottomsworth III (memcache server)
Lord Chucklewumps (kvm switch)
Bert Rumplepuss Jr (cisco router from 1998)

server name change, price: $15

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

no one actually "browses the web" anymore

everything is just web apps wrapped in mobile apps

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

actually its surprising they have such mundane names id think theyd be named like..

Chester Bottomsworth III (memcache server)
Lord Chucklewumps (kvm switch)
Bert Rumplepuss Jr (cisco router from 1998)

laughing out loud at this

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
Only nerds use the Internet.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
I use the world wide web

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i telnet into a linux box and run a shell script that htgets pages and emails them to me. it's slow in realtime, but it's a more efficient use of my time

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
i use firefox op

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

im using the internet right freaking now, thats how great thte internet is

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

also, the lirbary closes in 10 minutes, so after that, i will not be using the internet for a while

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
The internet delivers to my phone apps much like a delivery man. So it's more of a proxy internet.

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
I will call it socks 420

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


what is the internet?

pepito sanchez
Apr 3, 2004
I'm not mexican

Linux Pirate posted:

what is the internet?

it's where porn comes from

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Linux Pirate posted:

what is the internet?

we just don't know

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
lomarf (elasticsearch)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my job involves the internet

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
:rip: wayne static 1 year ago yesterday

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
i remember the first website i went to. it was https://www.nintendo.com

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
I don't even own a computer

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Death Chicken
Aug 15, 2015

Kirk posted:

i remember the first website i went to. it was https://www.nintendo.com

http://web.archive.org/web/19971011203200/http://www.nintendo.com/

my first: http://web.archive.org/web/19991008013654/http://www.2600.com/mindex.html

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