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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What is your biggest "We shall never speak of this again" moment?
 
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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
 one time my friend and I were taking a leak near a cow field after drinking alot beer. A calf came up and sucked my dick

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Germstore posted:

Sorry to break it to you but that cow's been talkin' poo poo about your dick ever since.

Not cool. I thought we would never speak of that moment again

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Magnus Gallant posted:

Lmao.

I got drunk with a friend I knew was gay but hadn't seen in a while. He fed me like 10 shots after I was already drunk and then you can guess what he did.

He knew I was straight and yeah. there was no question that I was not into him.

He's very lucky I left when I woke up instead of murdering him with my knife when I woke up

Did he penetrate your anus?

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Magnus Gallant posted:

No

If I said yes would that make it more of a rape

No. But you asked us to guess what he did. Thats my guess

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Magnus Gallant posted:

It's embarrassing

I think you should suppress your feelings by having sex with as many women as you can with your giant cock

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

I like ur username

Thank you

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