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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



scandinavians please go home

e: what a snipe

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




narrator: but it was no fun

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007



England, 867 posted:

scandinavians please go home

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Think something witty and pretend it's written here.



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

scandinavians please go home

e: what a snipe

Very kamelåså opinion.

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



793

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011







The last time the norsemen left byzantine it was after raiding the treasury and loving the empress.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




they did leave time to carve some elroy was here graffiti at the hagia sophia

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



Halfdan carved this, while holding up both middle fingers.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




*ecumenical patriarch voice* fuckin tourists

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



Alhazred posted:

The last time the norsemen left byzantine it was after raiding the treasury and loving the empress.

so that was after olga went down there and spent a bunch of the emperor's money before cock-blocking him by insisting he baptize her?

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007



Alhazred posted:

The last time the norsemen left byzantine it was after raiding the treasury and loving the empress.

That takes balls.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009



pretty much everything about olga of kiev's life is perfect for this thread

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i know its a fairly modern painting but hell yea

jazzyjay
Sep 11, 2003

PULL OVER

hawowanlawow posted:

pretty much everything about olga of kiev's life is perfect for this thread

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olga_of_Kiev

Updating my bucket list to include burying alive a boat load of murderous emissaries

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Byzantine posted:

That takes balls.

Your knowledge of anatomy may not be completely accurate.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Think something witty and pretend it's written here.



gleebster posted:

Your knowledge of anatomy may not be completely accurate.

But on the context, who are you going to call, the Emperor's guard?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Der Kyhe posted:

But on the context, who are you going to call, the Emperor's guard?

the goth busters

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




"I ain't afraid of no northern complexitus uncultured swine creature of the north"

- almost certianly a Basileus

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




ChubbyChecker posted:

the goth busters

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

"I ain't afraid of no northern complexitus uncultured swine creature of the north"

- almost certianly a Basileus

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

[quote="jazzyjay" post="513whatnnot sure dom28790"p
Updating my bucket list to include burying alive a boat load of murderous emissaries
[/quote]

Wow, all them promises of shure due have a place, Gosh, sure wouldn't to have to examoin th exiting Trump persons

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

gleebster posted:

Wow, all them promises of shure due have a place, Gosh, sure wouldn't to have to examoin th exiting Trump persons

What the hell does that mean?

flatluigi
Apr 22, 2008

here come the planes


are you okay

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine


gleebster posted:

Wow, all them promises of shure due have a place, Gosh, sure wouldn't to have to examoin th exiting Trump persons

gleebster posted:

What the hell does that mean?

Are you smelling burnt toast right now?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

THREE HOURS LATER....


Wat in tarnation

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





Edgar Allen Ho posted:

scandinavians please go home

Folket som kallas skandinavier går till huset.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

drrockso20 posted:

Are you smelling burnt toast right now?

Juniper, more like.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



Scandinavigate your squarehead asses back to the igloo.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



[Graffiti on the wall of the Swedish embassy] SCANDINAVIEN GÅR TILL HUSET

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





barbecue at the folks posted:

[Graffiti on the wall of the Swedish embassy] SCANDINAVIEN GÅR TILL HUSET

FÖR SENT!

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




A low muttering of "vafö gö di på detta viset" is heard around the embassy

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



Samovar posted:

FÖR SENT!

Ursäkta

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007





Something Awful Forums > Post Your Favorite > PYF Historical Scandinavian Fun Fact

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Im-Going-To-Hel-When-I-Die.png
E. ^^ I meant myself, not you EAH. Didn't make that nearly as clear as I wanted.


ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 03:20 on Mar 28, 2021

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011






Histøricæl Føn Fæcts.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I do not wanna do. All the things that I do not wanna be. Places I do not wanna go.


Hassut Historialliset Pikku Totuudet

Martin
Jan 17, 2004

All I know in life is how to pour whiskey and run my mouth off

Dinosaur Gum

Alhazred posted:

Histøricæl Føn Fæcts.

Histörial Fön Fäkts

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



doverhog posted:

Hassut Historialliset Pikku Totuudet

gross

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...


THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LAST FEW POSTS HAVE BEEN PUT ON PROBATION

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Think something witty and pretend it's written here.



Zopotantor posted:

THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LAST FEW POSTS HAVE BEEN PUT ON PROBATION

I take from this that you have never been bitten by a mööse?

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Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier




Der Kyhe posted:

I take from this that you have never been bitten by a mööse?

No, but my sister was

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