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Oct 15, 2012

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Lord Lambeth posted:

The can opener was invented 40 years after the tin can.

What a frustrating time that must have been

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Aesop Poprock posted:

I believe he was, in fact, not being serious

Psst. Both posters are quoting the same movie.

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Well guess what Mr smart guy, so was I!

actually I don't get the reference even remotely

Greatbacon beat me to it, but it's from Zoolander.

"What is this? A center for ants??"

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Boaz MacPhereson posted:

WHERE ARE MY BALLS?!

Where are my testicles, Summer?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AGFev2BmnhE

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Tias posted:

Yeah, no.

Wicca was conceived in the fifties, but can claim a direct lineage to hermetic magic orders (one of which Gardner was a member of) as well as greek mysteries, and some of their workings are the exact same as animist shamans have used for thousands of years.

I get that you may not like new age thought (a lot of pagans don't either, fyi), but don't present your speculation as certainty :p

I sincerely doubt this. I mean sure, it may *claim* to but bullshit.

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Tias posted:

The point that I (and wiccans AFAIK) was trying to make, is that Wicca IS a syncretic system, with practices that incorporate both hermetic esotericism (way older than the fifties) and revivalist mother earth/father sky worship (which at least tries to reconstitute something much, much older).

So are you backing off of your claim that it can claim "direct lineage" to ancient tradition?

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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

When you write words down on the internet other people can read them, smugwitch:

To be fair, that post might just be claiming that the direct lineage is to that specific hermetic order from the 19th century, which could be true and is also not really an impressive claim.

"I claim direct lineage to something within the last century!"

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Gann Jerrod posted:

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Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the Olympus Mons like a dog

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e X posted:

Kind of a problem when your rulership is based on family relation. You want to keep the family small, otherwise you have to share the power with too many people. And of course, the other families also don't look kindly on your family spreading too wide. Just look at the clusterfuck that was the Habsburg-France rivalry.

And a need historic fact, this wasn't just something that happened in ancient and medieval times, royal intermariages managed to give a large chunk of European royalty hemophilia as late as the 19th and 20th century.

I think this was, at least in part, so that the European powers would be less likely to go to war if they knew that they were going to be fighting their family members and having to awkwardly explain themselves to grandma Victoria at the royal family reunion.

It was such a great plan that WWI happened. That's what happens when you leave international policy to the Habsburg Hillbillies, I guess.

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ArchangeI posted:

Well, that's a bit too easy. One of the major players of the start of the war (France) was a republic, and they certainly didn't have to be dragged into the war kicking and screaming. Austria's Kaiser had no relations to the rest of the extended Victoria family. Every singe monarch had a government who advised him, and most of them counseled war. The royals of the day certainly aren't blameless (Wilhelm II most of all), but they are by no means solely or even mostly responsible for the war breaking out.

Considering that I did zero research of any kind before making my post, I'd say that analysis is more than fair.

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I like to imagine that it's the same Friar from Much Ado and that he's either emboldened by the success of his plan in that one and thinks faking her death will work again.

OR

Much Ado comes after, and he's already had to move to a different city and change his name but old habits die hard…

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Alhazred posted:

I really doubt that that WW2 soldiers walked around with pubic hairs in their pockets.

Where would you keep them?

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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Convincing new recruits it's an ancient and honourable warrior tradition is probably an ancient and honourable warrior tradition though

e: Heavens, what a terrible snype. Content:

Joseph Lister, the 1st baron Lister and surgical pioneer, is famous to this day for championing antiseptic surgery, earning him public monuments in both London and a hospital named after him in Chelsea. He also managed to kill 3 people while operating on 1 person.

I wonder what the first instance of pranking a rookie by sending him on a bullshit errand or making up a fake tradition to make him look stupid was like.

"Alright maggot. Why don't you make yourself useful and get some copper and elbow grease from Ea-Nasir. Now go be quick about and don't show your worthless hide around here again until you've gotten them."

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I love that graffiti has basically been the same exact thing since the dawn of civilization

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ZombieLenin posted:

At Spotsylvania Court House Virginia, on May 9th, 1864 the 6th corps of the union Army of the Potomac was probing the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia's prepared entrenchments following the Battle of the Wilderness. While union troops and artillery moved into position, a group of Confederate sharpshooters (the 19th century version of snipers) noticed a group of Union officers, and opened fire on them when they came within 1,000 yards.

The commander of the 6th corps was General John Sedgwick and it was he and his staff that the Confederate sharpshooters began to shoot at. As Sedgwick and his staff came under Confederate fire, Sedgwick's staff started to rather excitedly tell him that he should take cover. Sedgwick being the brave and experienced officer he was, responded "you worry too much! They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist..."

At which point, a .69 caliber round fired from a Confederate sharpshooter's Harpers Ferry Rifle struck Sedgwick in the head. Given the caliber of the weapon with which Sedgwick was hit, his head suffered a catastrophic failure and exploded. Obviously Sedgwick was killed instantly, unfortunately interrupting the man's attempt to reassure his staff mid sentence.

These are my favorite last words ever.

"What are you gonna do, snipe me?"

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Tendai posted:

This has probably been posted in this thread before but this remains one of my favorite odd little history things - Pompeii's graffiti:

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

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“The barbarian Mac Giolla Ruaidh was here”

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“The barbarian Mac Giolla Ruaidh was here”


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Krankenstyle posted:

Actually, that was the Vandals

I’m sorry the card says Vandaps.

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I don’t get it

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Peanut President posted:

i like wordplay as much as the next guy but it was definitely going on too long

I don’t get this one either, they must be very subtle.

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Kassad posted:

But there's more!


It's Henry III who was leading an army, Richard de Southchurch was actually just a sheriff. It was clearly not the only time he did something shady:


Richard de Southchurch: sheriff, con artist, poacher, perjurer.

A Renaissance man long before there was a Renaissance to be a man of

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Unless it was an ironic name, like a 6'8 guy named Tiny

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Samovar posted:

Can I have the source for that, please? Not disbelieving you, just want to see it proper.

It honestly doesn’t surprise me at all, considering some of the Pompeii graffiti. To be honest I’m surprised we haven’t found any “I’m with Stupid —>” tunics

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Who called the US Department of Buzzkill?

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flatluigi posted:

"fun" fact that fish actually looks perfectly normal underwater and what this image is is basically post-explosive-decompression



On the plus side it’s reassuring to know that no creature naturally looks like Ted Cruz

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

The US and France are modern imperialist powers and among the worst countries in the world as of 2020.

England is a failed one whose time has passed and I can’t wait till the scots join up with one of us winner countries

What's France up to? I normally don't pay attention to the crimes of other countries because who cares, they're not us. But what's their deal these days?

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Helith posted:

France still owns a lot of countries and territories around the world such as New Caledonia and French Polynesia, they could be referring to that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overseas_France

Fun fact, because parts of France are scattered across the globe it means that France has the most number of timezones of any country.

Ah, I didn't realize France still actively owned all those places. I guess I thought it was kind of like a British type situation where it was all sort of culturally French but distinct entities.

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

A lot of people were murdered as heretics because they thought people other than Maria were born without sin.

What about Adam and Eve? :smuggo:

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TooMuchAbstraction posted:

I would have sworn immaculate conception was Jesus, not Mary. :monocle:

Immaculate Conception and Virgin Birth get conflated a lot in pop culture. Probably doesn't help that the "conception" part makes it sound like it should be part of the same thing and the idea that Mary was born free of sin is not really a thing in protestant tradition.

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Props to St Bridget for shutting down an especially silly theology right from the get-go

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Honestly I think any discussion of that subject should end with the Pope hitting the participants over the head with his ferula.

That’s the sort of behavior that got the priests in trouble in the first place!

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Beachcomber posted:

Wait, so which side was pure unalloyed evil?

Yes

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IMO it's one of those things that shouldn't actually be encouraged but if you manage to pull it off and not get caught well kudos you're part of history now.

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I never really got the whole “surrender monkey” thing anyway since my understanding of the French people is that once they get a taste of blood and/or rioting they tend to commit pretty hard to it

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Alhazred posted:

So you quoted a post made last year to say something multiple posters already said?

You're going to be so owned in 2035 when I make a snappy comeback to this.

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If Shakespeare were alive today Titus Andronicus would 100% have a splash zone in the front rows

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Carthag Tuek posted:

as far as i can tell, there are two main reasons that they didn't keep it secret.

first one being the "custom of the sea", which was generally considered permissible, so they didnt think of themselves as having committed a crime. afaik you can still eat people to survive and not go to jail in most countries, so long as you dont kill them first. duress is fine for eatin, not for kilin. i guess that part wasnt on the books yet back then. theres the precedent

second being utilitarianism: the cabin boy was an orphan, whereas the ones who ate him had wives and children. they were clearly worth more to society than he was. "cmon, you woulda preferred the orphan cabin boy eat a married father?"

plus its a pretty badass story if youre a scurvy seadog

but yeah they could totally just have shoved the last guy overboard, ate the kid & got off scot free if they didnt talk about it

I remember first hearing about this case when I was watching recording of Michael Sandel's justice course. He'd opened the lecture with three versions of the trolley problem just to get conversation going (the whole thing was done in a kind of Socratic style) and then pivoted right into utilitarianism and this case.

I thought it was pretty well done tbh

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Edgar Allen Pedo

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