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Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Lowtax posted:

I'm not sure but truthfully I'm not terribly excited about 4.1 since they reportedly still haven't fixed the framerate issues, even though they ported it to current gen.

What money gets what titles? I dont like lipstick apathy much, I might want to donate more for a better one

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 20:41

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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 12:17

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Fredrik1 posted:

I like mine, thank you lowtax!

I like yours too, how much did you donate?

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 20:45

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

It would be cool if they were randomized/unique <random adjective> <random noun>

Maybe adverb-verb too

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 20:52

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

So the different names correspond to the amount we donated?

Yeah so far we know this much but there are still many mysteries to discover

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
7.11 - Pork Pro
8.00 -Salad Prong
9.11- Gary’s Answer
10.00, 3.34 - Grimey Drawer
12.81 - Plaster Town Cop
13.37 - Yams Fan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
20.00 - Fun Shoe
23.50 - Megamarm
25.00 - College Slice
42.00 - Gun Saliva
50.00 - Pillbug
100.00 - Nap Ghost
150.00 - Oven Wrangler

Bismuth fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Nov 6, 2015

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 20:27

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Marta Velasquez posted:

3.34 for Grimy Drawer? Isn't the minimum $5?

I think it was 6.66 + 3.34 = 10 (Grimy Drawer)

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 20:29

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

if there isn't a special one for 69.00 then this whole thing has been a farce.

I'm amazed we've gotten 50, 100, and 150 but no 69 yet

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 20:32

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Stealth Like posted:

I typed in a random number and ended up with this.

Please tell me the random number so I can add it to the list

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 20:36

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

VR Native American posted:

42.00 - Gun Saliva

Thank you you are a doll

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 20:48

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
7.11, 7.77 - Pork Pro
8.00 -Salad Prong
9.11 - Gary’s Answer
10.00 - Grimey Drawer
11.93 - Muldoon
12.81 - Plaster Town Cop
13.37 - Yams Fan
14.00 - Tortured By Flan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
17.77 - Ultra Carp
18.00 - Illegal Hen
20.00 - Fun Shoe
22.22- Fan of Britches
23.50 - Megamarm
24.00 - Hot Rope Guy
25.00 - College Slice
27.00 - Bread Liar
31.31 - Soiled Meat
33.33 - Gravy Boat 2k
40.00 - Dinosaur Gum
42.00 - Gun Saliva
50.00 - Pillbug
67.15 - Yam Slacker
69.00 - Smellrose
72.00 - Total Clam
75.00, 77.00 - Biscuit Hider
82.00 - Broken Cake
87.00 - Wedge Regret
100.00 - Nap Ghost
150.00 - Oven Wrangler

?? - Ramrod XTreme
?? - Taco Defender

Bismuth fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Nov 8, 2015

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 03:36

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

who the hell donated 67.15 and wouldn't donate 69??

a huge rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 03:40

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Bill Barber posted:

$18 - Illegal Hen
$24 - Hot Rope Guy

E: They're clearly differentiated by rounded dollar amount. We should be able to crowd source the entire list (how high does it go?!?) if a few goons start at a missing number and then keep increasing their amounts by $5 and report the results.

Hybridfusion posted:

Biscuit Hider = $75

Thanks, noted

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 20:14

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Baba Ganoush posted:

I don't think we'll ever know what $69 is...

BonoMan posted:

Just donated another $19 to take my total to $69

edit: andddd it's Smellrose.

We did it folks!

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 20:19

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

IF anyone wants an update

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
7.11, 7.77 - Pork Pro
8.00 -Salad Prong
9.11 - Gary’s Answer
10.00 - Grimey Drawer
11.93 - Muldoon
12.81 - Plaster Town Cop
13.37 - Yams Fan
14.00 - Tortured By Flan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
17.77 - Ultra Carp
18.00 - Illegal Hen
19.00 - Hell Gem
20.00 - Fun Shoe
22.22- Fan of Britches
23.50 - Megamarm
24.00 - Hot Rope Guy
25.00 - College Slice
27.00 - Bread Liar
28.00 - Shredded Hen
31.31 - Soiled Meat
33.33 - Gravy Boat 2k
37.00 - Slippery Tilde
40.00 - Dinosaur Gum
42.00 - Gun Saliva
50.00 - Pillbug
67.15 - Yam Slacker
69.00 - Smellrose
72.00 - Total Clam
75.00, 77.00 - Biscuit Hider
82.00 - Broken Cake
87.00 - Wedge Regret
100.00 - Nap Ghost
150.00 - Oven Wrangler

?? - Ramrod XTreme
?? - Taco Defender

Bismuth fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Nov 13, 2015

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 23:03

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Sham bam bamina! posted:

"Shredded Hen" is $28, as noted on the last page.

Added it!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 02:28

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

gary oldmans diary posted:

maybe it cycles through again if your donation amount passes the last thing Lowtax wrote something for
which is probably a low amount because (and this is just between you and me) I happen to know that Lowtax prefers being lazy when it suits him

Well, we have names at least up to $150

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 03:34

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

HJE-Cobra posted:

In the name of science, I added a $14 donation on top of my $5 to make a total of $19.

I am a HELL GEM

Holy poo poo I think I found what I'm upgrading to

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 00:10

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Immortan posted:

How much do you have to donate for a tag and what determines the text?

e: NM:

Holy poo poo. Any Oven Wrangler's?

At least one, or we wouldnt know about it

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 15:55

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

gary oldmans diary posted:

gnarlyhotep has Doctor Rope
Hell Gem still isn't in the list ($19.xx)

Sorry, I updated the one in QCS and forgot this one

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:18

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

gary oldmans diary posted:

i was trying fill gap in the list but i shouldve gone for the $21 spot
now we will never know whats there

You can fill my gap any day

but really, Hell Gem is the best one so far, enjoy it.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:22

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Do you want to add your ropeyness to the list?

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 06:46

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

I'm going to upgrade to Hell Gem

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 08:53

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

gary oldmans diary posted:

go for the $21 mystery slot of mystery

I know I should but I really want to be Hell Gem and if I go to $21 I cant go back

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 09:02

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

CURRENT STATUS

5.03, 5.00 - Lipstick Apathy
6.66 - Buglord
7.11, 7.77 - Pork Pro
8.00 -Salad Prong
9.11 - Gary’s Answer
10.00 - Grimey Drawer
11.93 - Muldoon
12.81 - Plaster Town Cop
13.37 - Yams Fan
14.00 - Tortured By Flan
15.00 - Fallen Rib
16.90 - Clever Betty
17.77 - Ultra Carp
18.00 - Illegal Hen
19.00 - Hell Gem
20.00 - Fun Shoe
21.00 - The Great Twist
22.22- Fan of Britches
23.50 - Megamarm
24.00 - Hot Rope Guy
25.00 - College Slice
26.00 - Young Orc
27.00 - Bread Liar
28.00 - Shredded Hen
29.00 - ??
30.00 - Soiled Meat
31.31 - Soiled Meat
32.00 - Gravy Boat 2k??
33.33 - Gravy Boat 2k
34.00 - ??
35.00 - Slippery Tilde?
36.00 - ??
37.00 - Slippery Tilde
38.00 - ??
39.00 - ??
40.00 - Dinosaur Gum
42.00 - Gun Saliva
50.00 - Pillbug
67.15 - Yam Slacker
69.00 - Smellrose
72.00 - Total Clam
75.00, 77.00 - Biscuit Hider
82.00 - Broken Cake
87.00 - Wedge Regret
100.00 - Nap Ghost
150.00 - Oven Wrangler

?? - Ramrod XTreme
?? - Taco Defender
?? - Doctor Rope

Bismuth fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Nov 15, 2015

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 09:06

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

Big City Drinkin posted:

Is it better to be Doctor Rope or Hot Rope Guy? I mean, one's hot, but the other makes up for it with social status and money

Hot doctors exist

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 01:28

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

les fleurs du mall posted:

cool tags guys

Wheres yours?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 03:59

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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 12:17

Bismuth: Jun 10, 2010; I registered this account 3 years before SU started and 6 years before that character showed up and I could write at least 4 paragraphs about why I hate the show, the creator, the fans, and that specific character; Hell Gem

gary oldmans diary posted:

us hell gems is all readin gbs like

It really is the best one

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 09:31

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