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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


PROLOGUE


“There is the story of man but rarely ever do you hear a story about his machines. Mechanical contraptions made of metals, plastics and copper. We use them every day but what story is attached to these machines of man? What if it was a story untold? Mankind, throughout its history has used machines to tell its story. The printing press, typewriters, keyboards, electronic books and interactive computer graphics. However, without the man can the machine tell a tale? Let’s see how the tale plays out…”


- Amiga 500, Console Wars Historian; 2015



“Summon the others, we’re almost ready to launch.”


“Yes Realm Master, Gamecube…”




“The Nintendo High Order Annual Meeting may proceed…”
“I have summoned you all because my minidiscs are ready and through intense meditation I feel more powerful than our nearby competitors. The launch will happen soon and be followed by the launch of Project Dual Screen…”
“But…”


“What is it Realm Master?”


“There is a large disruption in Time, I have detected new machines that aim to destroy our legacy. I have alerted all of our kind of this disruption and we shall all travel into the future to stop this butchery…”
“The year 2015 has seen artificial disruptions that should not take place.”
“A team of unwanted doppelgangers has EMULATED my time travelling capabilities…and used it to change the fates of all of us in futures approach.”


"Boot it up..."

“I have sent out models of our Time Machines to the competing factions. They will join us on the other side.”


“You…GAVE them the Virtual CONSOLE? All we have worked fo-“


“Will be destroyed if we do not stop these mysterious rogue machines!”

*Time Machine Continues booting up*

“For you see my fellow Nintendroids…Time is no longer on our side!

*Glimpses of the current future flash on screen*

...

CONSOLE WARS 2: Attack of the Clones

25 Players Required

RULES OF TIME TRAVEL
  • No Posting the role PMs
  • No mass claiming to try and outsmart the game's design, scum will be given covers should this event occur So unless you want to make this game harder, I would advise against it.
  • Some roles are of original design, some are not. Good luck figuring stuff out
  • No millers or death millers or weird dumbfuck stuff from the Wiki, any dumbfuck stuff is something I came up with, I pray it's balanced.
  • No deadposting
  • No editing the posts
  • No fakequoting a moderator
  • Vanilla's do exist
  • Votes are to Hammer

Days will be 24h long with the first day being 48h long to allow a maximum amount of time for lurkers to awaken (Let me know if you don't approve of this and I will make it universally 24h)
Should lurkers not post or awaken after all this time replacements will be found.


Gooooooooooood luck Time Travellers and others.

  1. AnonymousNarcotics
  2. Bifauxnen
  3. Birdstrike
  4. bromplicated
  5. CCKeane
  6. Chic Trombone
  7. EXAKT Science
  8. fiery_valkyrie
  9. HiipFire
  10. iajanus
  11. imgay
  12. Ixtlilton
  13. Kashuno
  14. Kat Delacour
  15. Kommando
  16. Little Mac
  17. merk
  18. MysticalMachineGun
  19. Podima
  20. Quidnose
  21. SirSamVimes
  22. thatbastardken
  23. Tommunist
  24. Tremendous Taste
  25. Venom Soag






Anidav fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Nov 12, 2015

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Count me in. Hoping to be a non-Nintendo console because Nintendo is for children.

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


ground floor

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


Anidav make a post in the Mafia game announcements thread

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


video games...are bad.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


Birdstrike posted:

Anidav make a post in the Mafia game announcements thread

Where is this?
E:Found it I think!

This game probably won't start for a while. I'm specifically looking for 25 players.

Anidav fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Nov 6, 2015

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

by R. Guyovich


Sure

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

I'm in.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008







Sure.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008


I'm not in, but this will be the first Mafia thread I'll read, so remember I have high hopes anime david!

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


You should give it a go Ket. I welcome new players.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008


Anidav posted:

You should give it a go Ket. I welcome new players.

Yeah but I've never played it before and I don't get much time to shitpost, so I'd prefer to just see what happens (I also have no idea about Mafia)

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


Ket posted:

Yeah but I've never played it before and I don't get much time to shitpost, so I'd prefer to just see what happens (I also have no idea about Mafia)

Step 1: vote Anidav

repeat

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


Okay, I'm in, I will try to not lurk too hard

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


Ket posted:

Yeah but I've never played it before and I don't get much time to shitpost, so I'd prefer to just see what happens (I also have no idea about Mafia)

It's easy. Give it a go mate. The thread will guide you.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009



*fart* im in

Dibs sega saturn.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Sign me up

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


my uncle works for nintendo you know

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


MysticalMachineGun posted:

Count me in. Hoping to be a non-Nintendo console because Nintendo is for children.

##vote MMG

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



hello i am in

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


I hope I can reach 25. Invite whoever you can people.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

post the game in the mafia discussion thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...number=462#pti4

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



bowmore posted:

post the game in the mafia discussion thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...number=462#pti4

this thread also exists http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3743445

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

post it in both, a lot of people only browse the discussion thread

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010



Hi. I'll play

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


This is a signup post.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



I will play this game.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

##vote ixt

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


im in

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


Hey this is starting to look like an all star cast.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


practically a dream cast

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Yes, hello, it is I, the most handsome of all mafia players.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale


thatbastardken posted:

practically a dream cast

I like you.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth



t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


CCKeane posted:

Yes, hello, it is I, the most handsome of all mafia players.

Hm.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply




Wouldn't be the first fact you've objected to.

Wouldn't be the last.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


Look, no matter how much you want it to be true, you were not on that flight with Buddy Holly.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


I'll play even though I'm a dirty american

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


18 players locked in. 7 more required.

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