[MAFIA] CONSOLE WARS 2: ATTACK OF THE CLONES [AUSPOL but GUESTS WELCOME]

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Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; "Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."

PROLOGUE

“There is the story of man but rarely ever do you hear a story about his machines. Mechanical contraptions made of metals, plastics and copper. We use them every day but what story is attached to these machines of man? What if it was a story untold? Mankind, throughout its history has used machines to tell its story. The printing press, typewriters, keyboards, electronic books and interactive computer graphics. However, without the man can the machine tell a tale? Let’s see how the tale plays out…”

- Amiga 500, Console Wars Historian; 2015

“Summon the others, we’re almost ready to launch.”

“Yes Realm Master, Gamecube…”

“The Nintendo High Order Annual Meeting may proceed…”
“I have summoned you all because my minidiscs are ready and through intense meditation I feel more powerful than our nearby competitors. The launch will happen soon and be followed by the launch of Project Dual Screen…”
“But…”

“What is it Realm Master?”

“There is a large disruption in Time, I have detected new machines that aim to destroy our legacy. I have alerted all of our kind of this disruption and we shall all travel into the future to stop this butchery…”
“The year 2015 has seen artificial disruptions that should not take place.”
“A team of unwanted doppelgangers has EMULATED my time travelling capabilities…and used it to change the fates of all of us in futures approach.”

"Boot it up..."

“I have sent out models of our Time Machines to the competing factions. They will join us on the other side.”

“You…GAVE them the Virtual CONSOLE? All we have worked fo-“

“Will be destroyed if we do not stop these mysterious rogue machines!”

*Time Machine Continues booting up*

“For you see my fellow Nintendroids…Time is no longer on our side!”

*Glimpses of the current future flash on screen*

...

CONSOLE WARS 2: Attack of the Clones

25 Players Required

RULES OF TIME TRAVEL

No Posting the role PMs
No mass claiming to try and outsmart the game's design, scum will be given covers should this event occur So unless you want to make this game harder, I would advise against it.
Some roles are of original design, some are not. Good luck figuring stuff out
No millers or death millers or weird dumbfuck stuff from the Wiki, any dumbfuck stuff is something I came up with, I pray it's balanced.
No deadposting
No editing the posts
No fakequoting a moderator
Vanilla's do exist
Votes are to Hammer

Days will be 24h long with the first day being 48h long to allow a maximum amount of time for lurkers to awaken (Let me know if you don't approve of this and I will make it universally 24h)
Should lurkers not post or awaken after all this time replacements will be found.

Gooooooooooood luck Time Travellers and others.

Anidav fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Nov 12, 2015

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:19

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# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:15

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005; BUM WORMS

Count me in. Hoping to be a non-Nintendo console because Nintendo is for children.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:26

Bernstrike: Oct 30, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

ground floor

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:27

Bernstrike: Oct 30, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

Anidav make a post in the Mafia game announcements thread

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:29

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; strewth

video games...are bad.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:34

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; "Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."

Birdstrike posted:

Anidav make a post in the Mafia game announcements thread

Where is this?
E:Found it I think!

This game probably won't start for a while. I'm specifically looking for 25 players.

Anidav fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Nov 6, 2015

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:43

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Sure

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:56

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I'm in.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 05:58

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008

Sure.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 06:16

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

I'm not in, but this will be the first Mafia thread I'll read, so remember I have high hopes anime david!

# ? Nov 6, 2015 07:29

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; "Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."

You should give it a go Ket. I welcome new players.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 08:07

sick of Applebees: Nov 7, 2008

Anidav posted:

You should give it a go Ket. I welcome new players.

Yeah but I've never played it before and I don't get much time to shitpost, so I'd prefer to just see what happens (I also have no idea about Mafia)

# ? Nov 6, 2015 08:38

Bernstrike: Oct 30, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ket posted:

Yeah but I've never played it before and I don't get much time to shitpost, so I'd prefer to just see what happens (I also have no idea about Mafia)

Step 1: vote Anidav

repeat

# ? Nov 6, 2015 08:40

Bifauxnen: Aug 11, 2010; Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet

Okay, I'm in, I will try to not lurk too hard

# ? Nov 6, 2015 09:35

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; "Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."

Ket posted:

Yeah but I've never played it before and I don't get much time to shitpost, so I'd prefer to just see what happens (I also have no idea about Mafia)

It's easy. Give it a go mate. The thread will guide you.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 10:49

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

*fart* im in

Dibs sega saturn.

# ? Nov 6, 2015 13:22

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Sign me up

# ? Nov 6, 2015 23:56

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

my uncle works for nintendo you know

# ? Nov 6, 2015 23:59

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Count me in. Hoping to be a non-Nintendo console because Nintendo is for children.

##vote MMG

# ? Nov 7, 2015 00:00

Tommunist: Dec 11, 2013

hello i am in

# ? Nov 8, 2015 00:45

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; "Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."

I hope I can reach 25. Invite whoever you can people.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 00:49

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

post the game in the mafia discussion thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...number=462#pti4

# ? Nov 8, 2015 01:05

Tommunist: Dec 11, 2013

bowmore posted:

post the game in the mafia discussion thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...number=462#pti4

this thread also exists http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3743445

# ? Nov 8, 2015 01:17

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Tommunist posted:

this thread also exists http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3743445

post it in both, a lot of people only browse the discussion thread

# ? Nov 8, 2015 01:24

Chic Trombone: Jul 25, 2010

Hi. I'll play

# ? Nov 8, 2015 02:26

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; You've got the Shine
You've got the power
^{^lomarf}

This is a signup post.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 02:32

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I will play this game.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 02:48

fiery_valkyrie: Mar 26, 2003; I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

##vote ixt

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:00

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010; POSTING
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# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:08

HiipFire: Sep 1, 2013; JENNY DEATH LIVES

im in

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:16

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; "Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."

Hey this is starting to look like an all star cast.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:17

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; strewth

practically a dream cast

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:21

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Yes, hello, it is I, the most handsome of all mafia players.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:21

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

thatbastardken posted:

practically a dream cast

I like you.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:31

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; strewth

EXAKT Science posted:

I like you.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:49

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010; POSTING
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CCKeane posted:

Yes, hello, it is I, the most handsome of all mafia players.

Hm.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:50

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Tremendous Taste posted:

Hm.

Wouldn't be the first fact you've objected to.

Wouldn't be the last.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:53

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010; POSTING
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Look, no matter how much you want it to be true, you were not on that flight with Buddy Holly.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:57

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

I'll play even though I'm a dirty american

# ? Nov 8, 2015 04:23

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# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:15

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; "Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."

18 players locked in. 7 more required.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 04:48

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