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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Yes, hello, it is I, the most handsome of all mafia players.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Wouldn't be the first fact you've objected to.

Wouldn't be the last.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I would also like to make this game harder, so I recommend a mass claim on day one.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I'm not reading the 71 posts I missed but I'm going to full claim because I can't even deal with my role:

I'm a consoler, I am a human being who provides comfort to another in a time of need.

YUP.

Y'all Australians are weird, go back to pacts to Hungary and producing action stars and governors.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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You heard me, Sam, I am a consoler.

I am one who consoles.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Tommunist posted:

console me

*awkwardly places hand on shoulder*

There there. Would you like a cookie?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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SirSamVimes posted:

In the same way that you were a spooky ghost in the Pearl game?

Sam I don't always fake claim, you know.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Guys I think Sam is scum.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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fiery_valkyrie posted:

You know when you ask someone who can only tell lies if they are lying and they say "no"......

Well this is that in post form.

I've literally never lied in a mafia game.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I am also town in this game.

You can tell I am town because I never lie in a mafia game.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Kommando posted:

pardon me, I'm getting mixed up with all the non auspoo players

I am a very powerful town role, Kommando.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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fiery_valkyrie posted:

Is that because this is your first ever mafia game?

By flexible definition of first and mafia, yes.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Bifauxnen posted:

CCKeane is that consoler role for real, Anidav deserves some congratulations if he made that up instead of you cause it is very clever.

Anidav is a very clever mod!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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imgay posted:

What if all the scum was Australian politicians

Arnold Schwarzenegger was scum in California IMO.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Ixtlilton posted:

I've been alright. I started a new job that's actually doing stuff directly related to my field instead of tangentially and it's pretty cool and I've got a Russian guy who talks to me about history and tells me to be less gentle with the mice, but the animal training person says I'm very humane. The girlfriend I was talking about last time and I broke up a couple months ago, but I guess 11 months isn't bad for a first relationship. Other than that we'll see how my grad school apps go this year.

What about you, how've you been? Also it's really been quite a while, huh?

I'm glad to hear this Ix!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Ixtlilton posted:

And thanks for your help with my resume!

Anytime!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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bromplicated posted:

In the James Bond movie the symbol for the evil organization was a octopus beery similar to that one you got there and I'm pretty sure that's a scumtell

[bold]##octopus dude[/bold]

He makes a compelling case, EXAKT.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Only interesting if they're illegal in multiple countries IMO.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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thatbastardken posted:

Wow, this has been a busy first day. Very exciting and new, much like the early days of video games, which is what we are.

Hello you are scum I bet.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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imgay posted:

i watching show called berserk

Takes a lot of guts to admit that, imgay.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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HiipFire posted:

Well dont forget i live in europe so the game started at 3ish am for me

So does like half the game, it's the auspol crew mostly.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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EXAKT Science posted:

Keane what are you doing up so late?

I'm secretly Batman.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Brutally assaulting the mentally ill while wearing a rubber suit is the only way I can orgasm anymore.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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EXAKT Science posted:

well it's not a secret anymore you doofus

It's like when you real claim by fake claiming cop.

EXAKT Science posted:

wait by batman do you mean a dude who runs around at night making high pitched squeaking noises and eating bugs? Because that's just what you do anyway and it's hardly a secret.

Excuse me I am a bass.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Podima posted:

Auspol people: I've never played with any of you (I don't think) and I don't lurk-spectate any of your games. Please tell me one important thing I should be aware of about another Auspol person in this game.

This is a good idea.

I'll do one for game room mafia folk:

EXAKT tends to have weaker cohesive narratives of action and thought as scum, but can be slippery. Applying pressure can force them to make definitive statements which may trip then up.

Also FV eats babies.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Also I think Merk is in this game, he is a notoriously bad mafia player but insists he is very good so listen to him at your own risk.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Kashuno posted:

That's such a bad thing to do because they just could lie.

Why do you want them to lie to you

Kashuno are you scum, please don't lie to me.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Kashuno posted:

I would never lie to you, Keane. No, I am most assuredly not scum

Kashuno are you concerned for your Auspol companions?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Kashuno posted:

I am concerned only for the town, auspol or not.

So what's the problem with the idea?

Do you have a problem with posting, because posts can lie?

Do you promote laying motionless on the floor until the sun explodes and envelops us all?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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HiipFire posted:

auspol doesnt have a meta


unless you consider being bad at mafia a meta LOL

Bit like a black hole calling the kettle black there.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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MysticalMachineGun posted:

Morning all, I'll ease off on the joke votes if that eases people's minds.

It does not.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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EXAKT Science posted:

It's the way he gets defensive and keeps seriously assuring us that he isn't scum when my initial vote was, I feel, a fairly obvious joke.

Yeah, I'd buy it.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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SirSamVimes posted:

Given that two different people accused me of scumslipping, pointing out that it was not in fact a scumslip is a fairly reasonable reaction imo.

Another scum slip smh, smh.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Merk was once in a game of mafia and actually convinced himself that he was scum, and with a big dramatic speech hammered himself "for the good of the town".

After the game he was legitimately shocked that he was not scum.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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MysticalMachineGun posted:

This sounds like a pretty compelling reason to keep him around, honestly.

Hey, I ain't voting Merk.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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I have kind of a gut call that little Mac is scum.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Quidnose posted:

Hi thread, I've been busy all day, and bought $200 worth of fabric tonight.

Someone fill me in thanks!

I think you mean

200 Euros worth of fabric.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Quidnose posted:

Hi thread, I've been busy all day, and bought $200 worth of fabric tonight.

Someone fill me in thanks!

Quidnose imgay said you eat poop.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Quidnose posted:

That's fairly accurate for where I am right now not gonna lie~

We're in a day one slap fight, somebody is going to get voted off and we can all act smug or shocked at the results, depending in outcome.

From there we will further manufacture cases, ostensibly based on behavior during day one in light of the flip, but actually based on personal likes or dislikes.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

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Vimes is probably the most scummy but my sincere vote for day one is likely going to be on a lurker because gently caress those guys.

I will investigate Vimes or whoever because I'm a cop, I'm the cop the scum should kill me in order to neutralize my devastating power.

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