Awkward Ugly & Gross: No arguing about what is/isn't ugly/awkward. No one cares.

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Some rules posted by someone else:

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No arguing about what is/isn't ugly/awkward. No one cares. This one is important. Break it and risk a probation. It's impossible to call out poor content in this thread without creating a pages-long debate so just don't do it. To avoid tempting people into call outs:

Post people who look awkward, not reasonably normal people who you think are awkward because of their gender identity or race or whatever. Happy smiling trans woman != awkward. Terrifying seven foot tall cross dresser = yes probably awkward. Chubby person != awkward. Chubby person wearing a My Little Pony shirt and/or hugging a waifu pillow = super awkward. Okay? Okay.

Don't post your wacky friends. No one cares.

Don't just post a single link to a Youtube video with no content or description.

Tag NWS images & links. If you think it might be even remotely NWS, tag it.

Yes, it's a brand new thread all empty of posts. That does not mean you need to feverishly repost "classics" from other threads in days gone by. Simply continue on with new content.

And as always, try to make sure the AUG isn't coming from inside the thread.

http://i.imgur.com/fWau4fM.jpg Buttdreads? Tail?

Somebody has a new favorite as of 17:22 on Jan 18, 2016

# ? Nov 7, 2015 15:16

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:25

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

It's times like these I wish my images folder was organized so I could find the classics.

Here's some I remember off the top of my head

Someone post foot fungus

no one close the thread

# ? Nov 7, 2015 18:38

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

I'll lob a few softballs here

(Timestamp order is from bottom to top)e:Fixed images

e: Conservative comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD1n_fnTnD4

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 01:13 on Nov 8, 2015

# ? Nov 7, 2015 20:21

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Postal Parcel posted:

lol

# ? Nov 8, 2015 00:34

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Nov 8, 2015 00:50

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Postal Parcel posted:

(Timestamp order is from bottom to top)

I do not understand what I'm supposed to be seeing here.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 00:57

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

hard counter posted:

Jesus christ. Those toes alone are almost as big as his face. Does she use crystals or something?

Skeleton Ape posted:

I do not understand what I'm supposed to be seeing here.

poo poo, I posted the same image twice. Sorry

Story: Red/Green are students, Blue is teacher. Red sends out a google doc full of the answers to a quiz that students were meant to correct. He also "intellgently" sends the message to the professor of the course

# ? Nov 8, 2015 01:13

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

hard counter posted:

Never thought someone could gag on a toe :stare:

This is now the best evidence of Sasquatch.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 01:54

Crustashio: Jul 27, 2000; ruh roh

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:28

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

Crustashio posted:

Where does the girl in grey go? Fifth from the left in the top picture.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 03:41

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

popewiles posted:

Where does the girl in grey go? Fifth from the left in the top picture.

The last one ate her.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 04:03

frajaq: Jan 30, 2009; #acolyte GM of 2014

hard counter posted:

Backstory? :ohdear:

# ? Nov 8, 2015 04:09

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Specifically for the mother's comment about MLP

# ? Nov 8, 2015 04:47

enigmahfc: Oct 10, 2003; EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

popewiles posted:

Where does the girl in grey go? Fifth from the left in the top picture.

She took the jump a little too seriously.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 04:47

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

hard counter posted:

This reminded me of some image where a lady was in a tub full of mac n cheese, so I googled that and got this

Caption is "How to Make Matty Matheson's Bathtub Cheeto Mac 'n' Cheese"

mmmmmmmm

# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:05

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ezlBRW12E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxwLalnBvZ8

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofYdApYn5O8

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 05:20 on Nov 8, 2015

# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:14

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

https://vine.co/v/MOlJvKT3vea

# ? Nov 8, 2015 05:27

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Just a couple normal well adjusted adults posting about people on the forums

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:10

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Thin Privilege posted:

I dunno if this really counts, although the pictures are a pretty good laugh. When they were married, they did a vows renewal every year with a funny theme, and this was one of them. There's a pretty funny picture of (pregnant) Heidi Klum smoking a fake cigarette in the gown, too.

COMPLETE OUR RAINBOW

FOREVER

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:13

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

bringmyfishback posted:

I dunno if this really counts, although the pictures are a pretty good laugh. When they were married, they did a vows renewal every year with a funny theme, and this was one of them.

Blackface always counts itt

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:20

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

NotAnArtist posted:

Blackface always counts itt

Yes, well-known white man Seal.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:25

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

My bad, from my phone it looked like a white dude in blackface, I had no idea that was Seal and his wife

Edit: still an ugly wig though

# ? Nov 8, 2015 06:28

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

Thin Privilege posted:

I had no idea who this was until I reverse searched it. :stare:

I don't want to know what the "you" that Seal gets more of is.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 07:11

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Nostrum posted:

I had no idea who this was until I reverse searched it. I don't want to know what the "you" that Seal gets more of is.

Well, whatever it is, I can tell you the stranger he feels.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 07:35

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Postal Parcel posted:

I'll lob a few softballs here

What the gently caress is this from? That old guy is just so pleased with himself for groping the player.

He's all, "Hi camera. I just stuck my finger in this guy's rear end."

# ? Nov 8, 2015 08:12

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Crow Jane posted:

Yes, well-known white man Seal.

NotAnArtist posted:

My bad, from my phone it looked like a white dude in blackface, I had no idea that was Seal and his wife

Edit: still an ugly wig though

Oh lol I didn't know that either. I just googled "redneck wedding" or something similar. I don't know anything about famous people.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 09:34

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Those hips don't lie.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 15:39

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Those hips don't lie.

Tell J and K that we found the guy.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 17:10

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 18:17 on Nov 8, 2015

# ? Nov 8, 2015 18:11

Captain Lavender: Oct 21, 2010; verb the adjective noun

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Those hips don't lie.

You can do side-bends or sit-ups.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 20:14

Nckdictator: Sep 8, 2006; Just..someone

Lets get some classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSnRq6iyHKg

# ? Nov 8, 2015 22:03

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 22:05

Elohssa Gib: Aug 30, 2006; Easily Amused

https://youtu.be/6laGvKtPZYQ

# ? Nov 8, 2015 22:25

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Nov 8, 2015

# ? Nov 8, 2015 23:39

Elohssa Gib: Aug 30, 2006; Easily Amused

kizudarake posted:

This guy is definitely awkward, but I think he kind of owns it and might be kind of fun to hang around with in limited doses.

# ? Nov 8, 2015 23:57

lt_kennedy: Sep 2, 2007; Needs Moar Race

Elohssa Gib posted:

This guy is definitely awkward, but I think he kind of owns it and might be kind of fun to hang around with in limited doses.

I'm pretty sure this guy is a pick up artist but he honestly looks like some girls Drag King persona

# ? Nov 9, 2015 01:09

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Those hips don't lie.

WTF is going on here? Between the freakishly huge nipples and wasp waist I don't know what to make of this.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 01:32

Baller Time: Apr 22, 2014; by Azathoth

Panfilo posted:

WTF is going on here? Between the freakishly huge nipples and wasp waist I don't know what to make of this.

FTM trans?

# ? Nov 9, 2015 01:39

Violet_Sky: Dec 5, 2011; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-A_UxB7RY

White Trash weddings are funny.

# ? Nov 9, 2015 01:53

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Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Elohssa Gib posted:

This guy is definitely awkward, but I think he kind of owns it and might be kind of fun to hang around with in limited doses.

It looks like he moved in with his grandma, based on the towel he's sitting on on the couch.

Unrelated:

# ? Nov 9, 2015 03:45

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