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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'll participate. PM sent

edit: Is there some way to let a Secret Santa know if their match has a dog or cat? I will totally send toys to GiP pettes :3:

It might be a little late now, but yeah people should have sent some info re: interests and such. I know I didn't do it either.

And yes, if you get me, I have a dog and cats. As lovely as it sounds, pet gifts would be better for the cat than the dog as the dog doesn't really "get" playing or toys.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Yeah, forgot to send interests too, so: motorcycle stuff, gun stuff, vidya games and things not shaped like dicks. Cat toys are cool too, the dog is too old to care about anything.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



I already got my gift, hope you are not fat whoever my dude is.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011


I'm probably just going to buy my Santee whatever is in the picture for their avatar.

MrsAdiabatic
Feb 26, 2015

Gotta get up to get Down's


Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm probably just going to buy my Santee whatever is in the picture for their avatar.

I hope I win that prize

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

MrsAdiabatic posted:

I hope I win that prize

Same

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




You're getting a black lacy bra fro xmas. Likely a knockoff.

MrsAdiabatic
Feb 26, 2015

Gotta get up to get Down's


Mr. Nice! posted:

You're getting a black lacy bra fro xmas. Likely a knockoff.

Ray, you're such a bitch.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


MrsAdiabatic posted:

I hope I win that prize
Pick me! :woop:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


MrsAdiabatic posted:

I hope I win that prize

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

Does this mean you'll send me a nuke for Christmas, or that we'll have nuclear war for Christmas?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Hey N4I when are we getting the picks?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

First week of December (so next week sometime), if people want to post here suggestions for whoever gets their name, feel free.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


I have enough dildos, just fyi

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.


Rad Lieutenant posted:

I have enough dildos, just fyi

Should have kept your mouth shut. Now you probably get one the size of a traffic cone.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Melthir posted:

Should have kept your mouth shut. Now you will get one the size of a traffic cone.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


You're going to wish you got a dildo if you get paired with me.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



if i get one of those i'll probably take a picture of it... in the trash.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


ElMaligno posted:

if i get one of those i'll probably take a picture of it... in the trash.

You'll take a picture of it where you live?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Teflon Don posted:

You'll take a picture of it where you live?

well yes, there is a reason why i pay 1200 per month for rent in the bay area. the rats dont judge me when i play video games.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



College Slice

Teflon Don posted:

You'll take a picture of it where you live?

:iceburn:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


ElMaligno posted:

well yes, there is a reason why i pay 1200 per month for rent in the bay area. the rats dont judge me when i play video games.

God drat only 1200? Do you live in a closet?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Do you live in a closet?

>snicker

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Don't mind that sassy bitch you should come hang out with me in the city.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Its a decently sized 1br apartment with a garage in the east bay in the middle of nothing of interest and a 15 minute walk to the nearest BART station. But my lease will expire after next month so we will see how much more I will pay after that.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Don't mind that sassy bitch you should come hang out with me in the city.

sassy mod was quite chuckle worthy and i free on friday and we can eat froyo or something since i know you dont drink anymore.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


east bay ewwwwwwww

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

east bay ewwwwwwww

OH woe is me! My BAH is twice my rent, I dont have to deal with piss and poo poo everywhere, I live in a safe neighborhood right next to a mexican food market and a taqueria, and I have a 30 minute drive to work.

Truly a bad place to live.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Chill man I'm just teasing :)

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

Hotel Kpro
Feb 23, 2011

owls don't go to school

Dinosaur Gum

ElMaligno posted:

OH woe is me! My BAH is twice my rent, I dont have to deal with piss and poo poo everywhere, I live in a safe neighborhood right next to a mexican food market and a taqueria, and I have a 30 minute drive to work.

Truly a bad place to live.

Only twice? I was looking at over 3k if I lived on the peninsula

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Chill man I'm just teasing :)

its ok bruh

A Kpro posted:

Only twice? I was looking at over 3k if I lived on the peninsula

My panteted solution to live in the Bay Area: Dont live in San Francisco, people in the east bay wont kill you.

Also the difference between Oakland and San Francisco BAH is like $800. :shittypop:

MrsAdiabatic
Feb 26, 2015

Gotta get up to get Down's


ElMaligno posted:

My panteted solution to live in the Bay Area: Dont live in San Francisco, people in the east bay wont kill you.

If only I'd started cruising this forum more actively before this sandy adventure, I could have had my mail and a cut of that absurd BAH sent to your house. Assuming you're of morally dubious character, which I do because you're here.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Teflon Don posted:

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

*gets shot*

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


I should also mention that my GiP Secret Santa will gain exclusive access to my Snapchat where I will post a tastefully curated selection of dick pictures several times a week.

bloops fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Nov 28, 2015

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



holocaust bloopers posted:

I should also mention that my GiP Secret Santa will gain exclusive access to my Snapchat where I will post a tastefully curated selection of dick pictures several times a week.


Are they yours or your john's?


Also people can send me quite literally whatever.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

I should also mention that my GiP Secret Santa will gain exclusive access to my Snapchat where I will post a tastefully curated selection of dick pictures several times a week.

Well I know who my hand-selected match will be.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Well I know who my hand-selected match will be.

lol i was gonna say "n4i will 'coincidentally' pick holly bloops as his secret santa recipient"

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


THERE WILL BE NO DICK PICTURES YOU WEIRDOS

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

hey man this is gip, you offer dick pics people just assume y'know :shrug:

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




Whoever I get will receive something vile and also something maybe cool.

Whoever gets me, please don't send anything perishable. I'll be out of town for a couple weeks. As cool as a rotting fetal pig would be, I'd rather not do that to my neighbors.

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