Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:siren:Important Dates:siren:
11/8/15 (today) -- registration opens
11/25/15 -- registration closes
first week of December -- names and addresses of your bud disseminated
1/10/16 -- your bud should have received their gift. If not, bad things will happen to your account.

Secret Santa! Y'all know the drill, shoot me a PM with your name and address to participate. Mail your bud a clone-a-willy!

If you don't have PM's and want to participate have someone who does send me your deets.

Here's some guidelines:
- You must be a GiP regular -- I'll be the determining factor of who qualifies as a regular
- I cannot guarantee matches for people living outside the United States (but I will do my darndest). If you're interested in getting a foreign bud please mention it in your PM to me!
- Try to keep your gift under $50. There's no minimum since some of the funniest gifts are also the most inexpensive but at the same time put some thought into your gift. If your bud gets an envelope of pocket lint they might be a little unhappy and bad things may happen to your account!

G*d bless and hail Santa!

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Nov 23, 2015

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:effort:

(But I'll consider it.)

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Teflon Don posted:

It's gonna get real this year, I have some "surprises."

Yeah that list of shipping restrictions you sent was a combo of :stare:/:f5:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Ok gang, everyone that's sent me a PM so far has been added to the proverbial hat so even if you haven't gotten a response rest assured that I've got you.

Next Sunday I'll post a list of who is in so far (and again on the day registration closes) just to make sure everyone is in.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Can I not be Don's Santee this year?
...

You actually can't.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

N4i you get my pm ;-*

Yes

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Didn't you play last year by emailing your address to n4i??

Is that no longer an option?

Someone got his info (through steam or something) and sent it to me, this is an acceptable option but barring that:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

No jk but I wanna do the secret Santa thing. Two dudes isn't secret santa. That's sad Santa. Strip mall sad santa..

I don't wanna chance suicidal indentations being transmissible, in this case.

i'll look into a burner email for this tomorrow so that you and anyone else without plat can get in on it

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
No it won't be matched this year. I actually looked into how to set up a secret satan :kiddo:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Okay, here is who I have signed up already, I think I got everyone but please fuss if there's a problem:

Fart Sandwiches
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS
Mr. Nice!
Carteret
Godholio
Dead Reckoning
Rad Lieutenant
Nostalgia4Dicks
Teflon Don
Elmaligno
Deathy McDeath
Nostalgia4Murder
bengy81
Kandak Sayaqa
Mike-O
Naked Bear
Lazy Reservist
NTT
Booblord Zagats

Also here's an email address if you don't have PM's and want to participate: gipsecretsanta@gmail.com

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I'm extending signup through Wednesday. Get your secret satan on.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
First week of December (so next week sometime), if people want to post here suggestions for whoever gets their name, feel free.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Do you live in a closet?

>snicker

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

I should also mention that my GiP Secret Santa will gain exclusive access to my Snapchat where I will post a tastefully curated selection of dick pictures several times a week.

Well I know who my hand-selected match will be.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Okay gang, as I said I'll be getting matches out this week (I'm shooting for Wednesday, but work stuff is piling up) -- no later than Friday though, promise!

Here's a final list of participants, if you don't see yourself on there and think you should be, let me know.

Fart Sandwiches

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

Mr. Nice!

Carteret

Godholio

Dead Reckoning

Rad Lieutenant

Nostalgia4Dicks

Teflon Don

Elmaligno

Deathy McDeath

Nostalgia4Murder

bengy81

Kandak Sayaqa

Mike-O

Naked Bear

Lazy Reservist

NTT

Booblord Zagats

Slim Pickens

A Kpro

USMC503

Helldump Immunity.

Icon Of Sin

holocaust bloopers

Nostalgia4Ass

MrsAdiabatic

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Okay, everyone should have gotten a PM/email with their secret santee. Please let me know if you didn't get it.

"BUT N4I I DON'T KNOW/LIKE/WANT THE PERSON I GOT!!"

smdftb :colbert:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I didn't participate this year but Dead Reckoning insisted on getting me something.



Thanks dude I love it and will be wearing it to trivia night this week.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
i like ur car -- almost got one myself

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Holy poo poo another package just arrived on my doorstep :dance:

No return address N4Dick, so no glitter bomb for you just yet.



Not sure I'm qualified to operate one of these things




It's definitely less-lethal but I gotta go over use of force with my Lt. Probably falls somewhere between verbal commands & spray :shrug:



I'm imagining Mrs. Lieutenant sitting on the couch just shaking her head reading on her, I dunno, iPad while you run off to put on your battle rattle for your internet friends.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Just a heads up to the people who are sending it to me (for some reason), I hope you're tracking your own packages because there is no way I'm going to follow/remember all of this.

If someone hasn't received their gift by the 10th of January we'll get to the bottom of it. No need to let me know tracking numbers, that you've shipped their package, etc.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

My answer was "Cause I tell them titties what to do" and she laughed

A keeper.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
It's probably a good thing I didn't participate this year. One of you would have gotten cum lube.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well I mean are you gonna keep it? Asking for a friend

It's me.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
HDI is a national treasure.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Your satan has until the 10th for your gift to arrive. I'll be posting a reminder at the end of the week for people who haven't gotten their stuff to let me know. :redhammer:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Fart Sandwiches posted:

If they claim we didn't send do we have a chance to prove our innocence before an outright ban? Can we face our accuser? My santee is relatively active but hasn't said a peep about the package :[

Of course.

Teflon Don posted:

If I don't get anything by the 10th I would like you to PM me their address so I can send them a package of wolf spiders

Okay

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mike-o posted:

Yeah I'd rather send a revenge gift than have someone banned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I got that DD mug for Christmas. It owns owns owns.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
If you haven't gotten your gift yet please shoot me a PM.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Lazy Reservist posted:

You're welcome! Glad you like it. Again, sorry for the lateness.

Good job all, see you next (this?) year.

  • Locked thread