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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Dildo Swap 2015 :getin:

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MrsAdiabatic posted:

I hope I win that prize
Pick me! :woop:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Melthir posted:

Should have kept your mouth shut. Now you will get one the size of a traffic cone.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Medium.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
its-happening.gif

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Looking forward to another few months of weird and very unwelcome recommendations from Amazon!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Nooope, no thanks. Been there already, not going back to Etsy until it's time for a refill on beard balm.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That owns so hard.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I received a package yesterday and got super excited because I've been waiting loving forever for my replacement headlight bulbs to show up. The package did not contain any light bulbs, however... what I found inside was much more magical.



Although I was initially disappointed that the large cylindrical object was not a sex toy, I am quite pleased to report that it will comfortably hold two very large cigars. A big thanks to my Secret Satan, Booblord! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fill these bad boys up. :whatup:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Post more of the Subaru.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Lock yourself in the garage and pull the pin you pussy.
Also do this.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Obtained the last part of my santee's gift today. It's go time. :getin:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yessss, those things are rad as hell.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
And it's away! Santee, you should get yours on Tuesday.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:lol:

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Dec 22, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

This is a good Christmas.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXWZxtDooY

Keep the change.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hooray! :buddy:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Glad you like it, dude! :)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo, that rules. A goddam Chowdown mug, too!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:vince:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Don't ask questions that you don't want the answers to.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Dead Reckoning posted:

Great idea, that way he can send it in a jewelry box and save a bundle on shipping.
:perfect:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Let's get crazy. We'll use some midnight black, a little Van Dyke brown... we're looking for a very dark color, should look black. Now, I want to make some tiny little pubes down around here. Let's grab a one inch brush, take a little bit of this and brush on some pubes. Maybe in this world, these pubes have just decided to sprout at the base of the shaft. Little circles... tiny little circles. I don't want these to be big, because we want to create the illusion of length here. When you're doing manscapes, each layer, each plane, as it comes closer to you, should get darker in value.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I will totally send a clone-a-willy of myself to someone as a revenge gift (or a regular gift, if they'd prefer).

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