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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


PM sent, hail gay santa

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


I don't have a dogge :smith: I'm curious/terrified as to what is going to show up this year, though.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Mike-o posted:

have no dogges (:smith:) only two cattes, also send me all the booze

I think you're the one I sent 50 Shades of Grey-themed wine to last year :twisted:

e: Yep, it was you. Never did get around to cleaning my inbox here.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


If I can find a way to ship a 64oz growler of local beer, you bet your sweet (maybe virgin?) rear end that I'll be sending one of those along to someone. We've got a coffee-based beer here that I'm more or less addicted to.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Fart Sandwiches posted:

If I get you as a buddy you can expect a personal visit as your gift. You're practically next door!

A personal visit from another goon is about as terrifying as it gets imo

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Godholio posted:

I made part of the gift I'll be sending. :getin:

You got the Natural Harvest recipe book last year, didn't you? :stonklol:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Just put in my order for my gift, I think my secret satan recipient will enjoy deepthroating it.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm traveling later this week for five days so if my package isn't in the mail I can give you my Texas address.

Shipped on 21 Dec, expected arrival date is between 31 Dec and 6 Jan. :(

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


So uhhhh...my package arrived. Pics to follow :stare:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


The UPS dropped my package at the door and scurried away, as if in a hurry. He knew better, but I marched on unafraid.

The box is open, and there's no turning back now.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/QZ9oBG2.jpg][/timg]

Opening the box further, I'm greeted with a threat of a good time warning.



First thing out of the box, a letter written on sandpaper:







I am slightly nervous now. Venturing further inward, we find a rainbow flag.



An infidelity test, and a request to use it :twisted:



SGT Chowdown makes a surprise appearance!





The sandpaper letter said poo poo was going to get weird, and


Oh. Oh. What in the actual gently caress is this thing :stare:



:stonklol:



Oh, the tray that was in the box with it says something.



:stare:

Other items: drumsticks, an enema, a game, and a movie!



10/10, would hail secret gay satan again.

e: thanks HDI :getin:

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Dec 30, 2015

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Helldump Immunity. posted:

My pleasure :wink:

Did you see the calendar? It was hidden away.

No...I'll go look for it :ohdear:

e: didn't see it. What was it with/in?

e2:

In case you forgot the position to get in when the military was plowing you out (from the Box o' Terror):

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Dec 31, 2015

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Calendar found!

:siren: CHOWDOWN SPOTTED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL :siren:



2016: THE YEAR TO CHOW DOWN

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Let's get all of these collected in a single post.

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/QZ9oBG2.jpg][/timg]





























Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Dead Reckoning posted:

I just want you all to know that I'm denying any responsibility for whatever happened to MrsAdiabatic after he opened that box.

Duty NCO made the mistake of asking "so, what's in the box?" :twisted:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

The person checking my house for packages said mine hasn't arrived yet. I'll be home later this week and I'm sure it will have arrived.

Amazon says it attempted delivery, but you (or maybe someone pretending to be you) has to sign for it.

e: just has to be someone over 21.

e2: delivery status says "arriving wednesday".

Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jan 4, 2016

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm on my phone and don't know an easy way to copy the individual image links, but here's an imgur gallery of my present. Thanks! Look forward to trying it when I get home!

http://imgur.com/a/kesCz

I thought you might enjoy deepthroating it, however shamefully :twisted:

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

It's always important to remember if you're going to stick a bottle up your rear end, make sure the top is sealed. Last thing you need is a bit of vacuum in your rectum.

Fortunately most everyone in GiP is a) pretty loose from getting railed out by a big green weenie and b) we blow enough hot air out of our asses that it would fill up right quick anyways and fall out

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