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What about ARE TROOPS OVERSEAS. Any problem with playing along even though I'm on a gay deployment in the gay sandbox where I can't get gay porn or straight pork in the mail?
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Dead Reckoning posted:I'm probably just going to buy my Santee whatever is in the picture for their avatar. I hope I win that prize
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Nov 27, 2015 12:41
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Mr. Nice! posted:You're getting a black lacy bra fro xmas. Likely a knockoff. Ray, you're such a bitch.
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Nov 27, 2015 15:33
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ElMaligno posted:My panteted solution to live in the Bay Area: Dont live in San Francisco, people in the east bay wont kill you. If only I'd started cruising this forum more actively before this sandy adventure, I could have had my mail and a cut of that absurd BAH sent to your house. Assuming you're of morally dubious character, which I do because you're here.
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Nov 28, 2015 10:23
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Large shirt. No pets here in Sandyland. Also no pork/porn/dildos/booze gonna make it through mail screening here.
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Nov 30, 2015 03:51
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Holy poo poo Kandak. I have to go back to Amazon and flush out my shipment now. I'm clearly below standard. gently caress you and your dope rear end package.
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Dec 16, 2015 06:47
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They wouldn't print it any lower, but I figured that was about right for being above the belt line when tucked in. The Amazon round is on the way, going to be a few days behind though. Hail Santa from the Arabian peninsula.
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Well god damnit. Just got an email saying my purchase can't be delivered through FPO for size restrictions. Sorry, Nostalgia4Ass, but I won't be able to get you the paired life size cutouts of Reagan and Hillary. What a waste.
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Dec 20, 2015 11:16
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Oh poo poo. Box received. Picture update when I get back to the barracks.
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I guess Brad Pitt from Se7en was channeling here, because yesterday was the first day of "WHAT'S IN THE BOX" at the company mail room. So two customs checks weren't enough and someone is standing over my shoulder; I carefully opened the mysterious package. I'm actually disappointed it wasn't glitter bombed at this point, because gently caress that guy breathing down my neck. On top, a letter. I'll read it aloud so the whole class can hear. Hey! You shitlords doing your Article 15 hearing with the door open! Shut the gently caress I'm reading poetry.  Of course someone had to look up Tom's, thinking it would be less dubious on a government computer than the Sport Fucker. As the 1LT's face sinks in horror when the webpage loads, my Grinch heart grows two sizes. Let's keep digging.  Holy poo poo. An autographed promo card for the World's Deadliest Downsy, the Extra Chromsome Crusher, the Mongoloid Mauler, motherfuckin' G-MONEY HIS GOD drat SELF WHAAAAAT! I immediately put it in a document protector. I know a collector's item when I see it. Selling that in 20 years, if I can bring myself to do it, is going to put my bastards through college. Or pay off my parole board. Maybe both.  Every uniform I've been issued can SMDFTB, just like the branch that gave it to me. This shirt is my duty uniform now. I'll loving fight anyone that tries to make me take it off.  Top got a little wrinkled in the photo, but it says "#I SPY A BOLD WARRIOR". In case you didn't know G Money is firing on all three 21st chromosomes, here's a children's rhyme reference to let you know he's mentally handicapped. Handicapable. Just like me. And all of you for ever being in. UFC paraphernalia sifted, I dug in to the heavier contents at the bottom.  Some dope rear end trail mix. I don't think I mentioned it on GiP anywhere, but I'm doing the stereotypical deployment hyperdiet and obsessive exercise thing and it was awesome to find stuff I can eat guilt free. Thanks, Dead Reckoning. And that's not even all.  Those spiced mangoes are making me question what's wrong with my taste buds. I don't taste any pepper at all until after I've eaten the fruit. Apparently I'm the only one with that delay between flavors. All those dicks must have rubbed my tongue raw. VA claim disability, 20% for loss of sense.  I see I'm not the first to taste DFAC food. Thanks again Comrade. The food here is truly monotonous. Gonna have some bomb rear end chicken tonight. I am a total bitch when it comes to spicy food, and all of those are well within my tolerance. Starting to think you know an uncomfortable amount of information about me...  Some much needed reading material, and coincidentally before a long rear end guard shift in an electronics prohibited room. Going to crush this whole thing on Sunday. After seeing the Case of the Missing Calendar in this thread, I had to inspect the packing material to be sure I wasn't missing something.  I was. Thanks again, Dead Reckoning. You really did get an XO flagged for opening a gay website on his NIPR system. GiP: Christmas
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