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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT/YO DICK

pm sent

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

somebody's getting a giant dragon dildo

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

truly the lord of boobs

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Does this mean you'll send me a nuke for Christmas, or that we'll have nuclear war for Christmas?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Well I know who my hand-selected match will be.

lol i was gonna say "n4i will 'coincidentally' pick holly bloops as his secret santa recipient"

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

hey man this is gip, you offer dick pics people just assume y'know :shrug:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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have no dogges (:smith:) only two cattes, also send me all the booze

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

i got pretty buzzed off of it since i don't drink much. girlfriend laughed about the 50 shades of grey.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

prepare for microbrews, smoked salmon, and artisian organic non-gmo fair trade coffee from my humble state of hipster human being land

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Probably don't have to say this but sending me booze will make a sad panda

for you, only the finest christian crank
i'll buy the beer anyways and get drunk with my vietnam vet neighbor buddy

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

gently caress you I have a freedom gut in XL. I really need to get back to the gym.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

Large cause I'm over 6 feet tall like a real man.

Same but still mostly freedom gut.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

ElMaligno posted:

mine will have to deal with some slightly small clothing, but lol@fatbois
Edit: i should buy tacky CG memorabilia too

I can deal with small clothing because I'm gonna finally get off my rear end and work out, plus a Brazilian jiu-jitsu gym finally opened up near me :woop:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

gently caress I'm so bad at coming up with ideas, all I can think of is the general things my santee posts about, plus some sort of dick related joke gift.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

give me all the guns

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

I know what I want to get my santee now but the website I want to get it from is loving down :mad:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

#buglivesmatter #acab

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Carteret posted:

Rude. My etsy gift is the nice, thoughtful part. loving artisan gifts.

same. had to give up on one thing and replace it with another because the seller is in the UK and "2-3 weeks until it's ready to ship" ain't fuckin cutting it.

also i'll have all my stuff ready to go next monday. hail satan :unsmigghh:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer


hail satan

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Took me a while to figure out what I was gonna send, I always get all amped up and I'm like aaggghh people get way cooler poo poo than I can think of. But hopefully my secret satan will appreciate the stuff I'm sending since it's in the spirit of GiP. Still waiting on packages to get here so I can wrap them or whatever the gently caress and send them out.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

just got one of my santee's presents, the other two will be here on monday (hopefully). i'm gonna need a big fuckin box :stare:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Slim Pickens posted:

By the way, got my gift a couple days ago. It was some obama toilet paper and a big rear end mug shaped like a toilet bowl. Thanks?

Thanks Obama.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Got all my stuff ready, shipping it all on Monday.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

There's a long rear end line at the post office, but you're gonna get your poo poo, santee.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Package sent :twisted:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

hahahahaha

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

This is a good Christmas.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

It says my poo poo was delivered, hopefully didn't get stolen or some poo poo.

It also says its at the front door, really hoping it got there okay.

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Dec 24, 2015

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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gently caress it, Dead Reckoning did you get your poo poo? It says it arrived at 9 this morning. Hope something didn't get messed up.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Glad it got there, also I have horrible handwriting and those posters were way smaller than I thought they'd be.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Found them on etsy by typing in "nuke".

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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holocaust bloopers posted:

trip report on that butt plug

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Eagerly awaiting my buttplug from my secret satan.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Sorry, meant to post this on my fetlife account.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Also according to tracking my package arrived on 30 December and my santee hasn't posted yet. Show yourself!

if i'm your santee i haven't received anything

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Yeah I'd rather send a revenge gift than have someone banned.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Just me personally. I know exactly what I would send :unsmigghh:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

A package :toot:










a boy pussy :stare: oh a box of pussy....wait what

well let's read this book....did i get the wrong package? i think this is for n4i :gay:


a very non-descript cover with a big old bear....with an arm growing out of it? wait oh god is this going where i think it's going :stare::stare::stare:


:stare: yes it is
"...this novel speaks of a woman's strange (some would say bizarre) and moving journey toward inner freedom and strength, and ultimately toward a sense of communion with all living creatures...by loving a bear"

(gonna read my bear lovin' romance novel on the shitter :fap:)


gently caress YES DUNKAROOS BITCH



gently caress YES
i loving love the poo poo out of this cup. oh my god i wanted to get this cup so bad :ocelot:
i will drink my morning coffee with all my gay metal gear solid barbiedollsaction figures and big boss robot hand while humming the theme from snake eater and a raging boner saluting outer heaven every morning o7


and a fortune cookie :yayclod:



the pussy was really cold when i opened it. my girlfriend said she wants some :wink:


seriously thanks Carteret, all of the poo poo was awesome. really love that DD mug holy poo poo.

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jan 6, 2016

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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holocaust bloopers posted:

I am thoroughly shocked that Margaret Atwood gave the author a pull quote.

i didn't want to read too much into but i guess it's not just about loving a bear, it's about how loving a bear empowers women
or at least i'm assuming so

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