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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

PM sent

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

One of you is getting the gayest thing I can find in San Francisco

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

booblordsagat at gee male.

pro av

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hey N4I when are we getting the picks?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

well yes, there is a reason why i pay 1200 per month for rent in the bay area. the rats dont judge me when i play video games.

God drat only 1200? Do you live in a closet?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Don't mind that sassy bitch you should come hang out with me in the city.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

east bay ewwwwwwww

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Chill man I'm just teasing :)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Probably don't have to say this but sending me booze will make a sad panda

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Man I don't care what kind of crank it is I'm all about those uppers :catdrugs:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

large because i gave up years ago

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Today's the big day :getin:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I am eager to stuff your stockings.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

ebb send me your address and i'll send you a big chunk of lamb that surely won't be rotting by the time it gets there

:scotland:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

i have a micropenis

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yeah N4I this bottle of saved up cum is going to expire soon.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

You can have his rotten bottle

i'll have mine freshly squueezed :wink:

Cum across the bay and see me bae

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Best watch out Santee, your poo poo is in the mail to me then off to you.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm going to give fair warning that you should really probably open my gift in private.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I would also like to say that my gift is technically not illegal in the US.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm not explicitly saying my gift will make your penis bigger, but...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

You guys need to stop living in lovely states where I can't send fun stuff

Sorry you can't mail me a box of banana clips.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Apologies to my santee in advance, you are not getting booze.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Heads up to my santa that my address will probably change next week so shoot N4I a PM if that's your shipping timeframe. I don't have an exact date for the change yet.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Got my santee's gift today. It was much larger than I expected.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Return it to a cop with the pin pulled, preferably from a distance.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mine should be picked up for shipment tomorrow. Sorry Santee, my stuff isn't as awesome as some of the other stuff :(

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Package is in the mail, one of you is getting stuff on Tuesday.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hey Santa I'm out of town the 25th-30th.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

Thanks Obama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

One of you is getting two things that are big, black, and offensive tomorrow.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Out for delivery :getin:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hurray!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Still waiting. One more day until I leave for vacation. :saddowns:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That rules

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


He went Nu Metal this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXzv3Qy0Uko

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I just got home from the airport and found a box full of :magical:

Identify yourself Santa, it's going to take a while to read the...document you sent.

Pics soon
:hitler:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Today I returned from the airport to find a box waiting for me.

No name, just a return address.


What's in the box?


Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.



What appears to be a hand-carved dick bottle opener, and two hand carved dick candles. The real gift is that sheaf of paper. Eleven double-sided pages of the most sexually charged Adolf Hitler fanfic ever made, interspersed with song lyrics. Little bits of Nine Inch Nails, Bon Jovi, Pleasure Avalanche and more inserted into the Fuehrer's most passionate of hate fucks with Eva in the Fuehrerbunker, sexual experimentation with his boyhood pal August Kubizek while attending Wagner, visiting a Jewish prostitute, and some light BDSM/incest with Geli, the girl who Adi would be the original creepy uncle to.

And I'm only halfway through reading it. Thanks Santa!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Well the fanfic had a twist ending of it all being a dream of a lesbian autist. I'm scanning it if my santa doesn't upload the original file because it is pure gold.

E: Those dick candles have a fierce fruit smell. They're unlit and filled my apartment with strawberry-ish scent. It's actually nice since nothing could get rid of whatever smell the apartment had when I rented it.

EBB fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jan 1, 2016

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

So, uh, Bueller? Bueller? N4I you care to tell me who my guy is?

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