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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
pucker up ;-*

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
would

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





31 days sober now.
And getting off this boat today so I get to have Christmas with family.
Everything's coming up milhouse

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Month on Monday

Always the worst one

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Really craving something with rum.


Promised a friend I'd stay sober.

:unsmith:

(30 days)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
good job you guys im loving proud of you :yotj:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Two Finger posted:

31 days sober now.
And getting off this boat today so I get to have Christmas with family.
Everything's coming up milhouse

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Month on Monday

Always the worst one

Syrian Lannister posted:

Really craving something with rum.


Promised a friend I'd stay sober.

:unsmith:

(30 days)

Good job to you dudes


Keep it going

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





alright so which one of you fuckers is also a kiwi that lives in my flat

my flatmate (housemate to you yanks) gave me an awesome book on beers from all around the world

i'm not sure if this belongs here or in secret satan either way it's like the perfect gently caress you gift

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





35 days. Who else survived christmas sober

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Fraid not bud

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010
Yeah I failed this week. I loving hate work and downed half a bottle of captain. Apparently even getting drugged and possibly rear end raped while passed out isn't enough to get me to stop drinking.

Maybe I should go to AA or something.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





smertrioslol posted:

Yeah I failed this week. I loving hate work and downed half a bottle of captain. Apparently even getting drugged and possibly rear end raped while passed out isn't enough to get me to stop drinking.

Maybe I should go to AA or something.

One of us one of us

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Month today

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010

Two Finger posted:

One of us one of us

Maybe my New Years resolution so I can be doubly disgusted with myself when I am one of those people who gently caress it up within a month.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Two Finger posted:

35 days. Who else survived christmas sober

I did :unsmith: Really craving rum though



This is awesome, and you are awesome

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I ended up being caught in a snowstorm that created havoc in central New Mexico. Me and the wife ended up sheltered in some lovely "off the highway" motel for about 20 hours. I had an entire bottle of honey mead that my brother brewed. The only thing that stopped me from guzzling that thing down was the lack of a cork-screw.

Now that I'm home and full of delicious curry, I can abstain once again for two days, and let work guide me into the new year.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
One day is a long rear end time gents, keep staying sober and put off drinking until tomorrow

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Not speaking for everyone but I think the biggest problem with sobriety is people settings long arbitrary goals. Have to address it daily

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
What the dick guzzler man said is the truest thing

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





maffew buildings posted:

One day is a long rear end time gents, keep staying sober and put off drinking until tomorrow

Or get on a dry ship. Also works

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

8 months didn't stop me from going right back

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Slow and steady, slow and steady.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Since this threads challenge is nearly done can we use it for an ongoing sobriety thread or what. I'll be well into my third month by the time I get off this ship.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I failed this challenge when i drank some beer while at my aprtment, also going bar hopping with friends in NYE. But I am taking the BART/Bus to the bar and taking a taxi back because while i am a dumb rear end motherfucker I know better than to drink and drive.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I saw a sign in either NM or Texas that said there were over 2,525 DUI arrests for the year of 2015. I've done stupid poo poo but I can't say that I've ever blatantly been drunk and thought "hey I can drive 5-20 miles to my house."

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Two Finger posted:

Since this threads challenge is nearly done can we use it for an ongoing sobriety thread or what. I'll be well into my third month by the time I get off this ship.

New thread title ?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

New thread title ?

As long as it honours st Reagan I don't care

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Two Finger posted:

As long as it honours st Reagan I don't care

Sobriety Defense Initiative

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

MurderBot posted:

I saw a sign in either NM or Texas that said there were over 2,525 DUI arrests for the year of 2015. I've done stupid poo poo but I can't say that I've ever blatantly been drunk and thought "hey I can drive 5-20 miles to my house."

Tbh, this year (and the last one) have been tough on my current unit when it comes to alcohol. Now that im an LPO at least I want to be responsible when I am out drinking.

Two Finger posted:

As long as it honours st Reagan I don't care

Is there any tom clancy book alcholism? Ronnie would totes recommend that book to the milk snatcher tatcher.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Sober Thread: alcoholics go to meetings, we're just drunks

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Congrats to those of you who made it and good luck to those of you keeping it up this year. I have a little tool for anybody who wants to keep going. The next time you feel like drinking, listen to the first 10 minutes of Graham Chapman's autobiography. His narrated account of alcohol withdrawal is on the money. Good reminder for some of us and a deterrent for others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCfX8Vrbx9c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn-a0mkRz8w

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Didn't make it through the holiday one. Gonna try to make 2016 booze free and see how much more money I have for cool stuff when I'm not dropping $100 a week at the bars.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Didn't make it through the holiday one. Gonna try to make 2016 booze free and see how much more money I have for cool stuff when I'm not dropping $100 a week at the bars.

i did the math, it was a tough one

l@@k below for your answer!























































































:siren::slick::snoop::rock::quagmire::rock::snoop::slick::siren:
5200 mother loving bucks biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
:siren::slick::snoop::rock::quagmire::rock::snoop::slick::siren:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

$100 a week at the bars

loving amateur hour in here

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

loving amateur hour in here

not everyone has a habit of drinking strawberry daquerries nightly at nyc bars like some people

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

not everyone has a habit of drinking scotch alone in the dark at home

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:sympathy:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two years when today is done. Feels good. :unsmith:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Proud of you

:unsmith:

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Two years when today is done. Feels good. :unsmith:

:cool:

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