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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > RESOURCE - Active Duty Resources (lol if you're still in though)
 
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Be a man. Join the infantry.

translated to grunt: don't be a pussy you loving pussy, have some heart

now go over there and scrub those rocks clean with that toothbrush while i jack off in the portashitter

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
You're not obligated to poo poo until you sign your life awaythe contract

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

have her watch that military rape documentary

That was my first thought before I even saw you said it.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

What the gently caress is butter butter jam?

It's what marine rifles and machine guns do because they can't afford any gun lube :haw:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I swear to good lord god almighty if you utter battle buddy one more time I'm chain probating you, Vahakyla.

ROGER THAT BATTLE BUDDY, DRILL SAR'NT SAID WE GOTTA MOP ALL THE JIZZ OUT OF THE SHOWERS HOOAH

.....

Seriously dude if this is your only choice for a future, don't go combat arms or some dumb poo poo. Don't act like idiot 19 year old me.

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