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also money laundering. you already kinda have a business
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nomadologique posted:Do you want to kno wmore?? >>>
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when i was in prison generally the coolest crimes to be in for were either counterfeiting or anything gambling related so i recommend either of those or possibly some sort of combo
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Lowtax posted:Yes I need to know all the details, the ins and outs and whathaveyous Meet my friend Vinny:  black belt and excellent criminal, he will now take you into the "back room" and talk to you.
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Lowtax posted:Yes I need to know all the details, the ins and outs and whathaveyous lowtax you aren't supposed to ask us on the forum. are you looking to get caught?
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i live in florida, where nothing is illegal if you just believe hard enough
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is this a parody thread of the organized crime thread i also didn't readBro Dad posted:i live in florida, where nothing is illegal if you just believe hard enough
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Nov 10, 2015 04:47
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i did the crime but i didn't do the time 
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Contra Duck posted:i did the crime but i didn't do the time yo, is nethack ever gonna update?
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Large parts of Baltimore are uninhabited, and you could probably do some heroin crimes after hours without any serious problems.Lowtax posted:I'd really prefer it if I could use a dirt bike in the process, for whatever reason. Also there are dirt bike gangs on the south side of the city. Hello, synergy?!!??!?!
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if Trailer Park Boys can be trusted then crime appears to basically be legal in nova scotia
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:yo, is nethack ever gonna update? no 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGzkQAIHTTY
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now I'm sad
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Draw a poop swastika, it's all the rage in Missouri right now
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Booblord Zagats posted:Draw a poop swastika, it's all the rage in Missouri right now
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only in alaska bc they hav eto look at them for 8 months aftewards.
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kansas cant afford police to arrest ppl, you should do a crime there
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can kansas sass as effectively as it claims???
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hell yeah! get free drugs, then go do more crimes florida owns
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nomadologique posted:can kansas sass as effectively as it claims???
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kantsas eh?
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Lowtax posted:Kansas can't anything effectively. don't you live in Missouri?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:don't you live in Missouri?
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Lowtax posted:Yup. so Kansas is the New Jersey of middle america
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looking forward to GBS: San Andreas
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lowax, lemme ask u a question "guy": look, how do you feel about bowling? would it upset you to think... maybe... bowling is not as... honorable... asit seems??
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nomadologique posted:lowax, lemme ask u a question "guy": look, how do you feel about bowling? would it upset you to think... maybe... bowling is not as... honorable... asit seems??
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There was an episode of Seinfeld that serves as a basic guide to mail fraud. Or maybe steal a bag of ice from a gas station. No one is expecting that.
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nomadologique posted:lowax, lemme ask u a question "guy": look, how do you feel about bowling? would it upset you to think... maybe... bowling is not as... honorable... asit seems??
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Lowtax posted:I enjoy bowling. But I will tell you one thing I do not enjoy: eSports. Thankfully fixing is a feature of both "sports" and you can enjoy that crime at your leisure!
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Nov 10, 2015 05:58
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Here is another "strong" but rewarding crime: calling 911 and hanging up... repeatedly!!! 
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Lowtax posted:I enjoy bowling. But I will tell you one thing I do not enjoy: eSports. is that why you stopped making videos?
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Another crime, only for the daring... when you poop in public, write on th ewalls. Carry a sharpie marker just for this purpose.
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doing a 90 down the free state is often considerd "crime activities" by the local PD invite them back to your plac efor a little TWISTER if they've got their underwear in knots!!
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just got bailed out. can confirm.
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Lowtax posted:Yes I need to know all the details, the ins and outs and whathaveyous Sodomize yourself in an Alabama police station and say it's a protest in favor of gay rights
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Lowtax posted:Yup. Dude why? Isn't it all South-y or something? e: I only say this because the market for crime seems saturated you understand
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I have heard you can get tax free status from the US Govt if you incorporate as a church; I am willing to trade an ordination in the Church of GBS for this onformation. Let us... do our deal...
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the great deceiver posted:yes its called the us penal code I thought it was the Penile Code. Hmm. All those summonses to the court suddenly are starting to make more sense.
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