Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
The "Not that it'll do you any good" part probably just means she has low opinions of Trixie's chances.

"I'll show you, I'll show everyone" does sounds rather supervillainous though.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

The buyer must be the witch who worked for the queen. She knows what's in the box because she put it there.

People can survive in the balls for centuries, along with their personal inventory. I think it's a padded box with a ball of the old queen – either Petronella herself, having faked her death, or Imogen, Gemma, or Saffron (or even all three). And she could be carrying a number of balls of her own, containing her most trusted followers, each carrying more balls, and so on... it could be a nigh-unstoppable royal army in the box.

But that raises the question of why they would do that instead of continuing her rule in her own time. Something powerful enough to overcome an army and a primo witch (maybe involving pacifist magic), or maybe this was a way to put the princesses and their forces in time-out after a succession crisis between them.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


That nested glass pokeballs thing sounds very true to form for this author.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

#54
Welp, I was completely wrong about everything except it being a ball with the power to overthrow the government (assuming Goordtryb is actually a god and not just your everyday giant frog).

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
I can't stop laughing at the toad god's expression in that last panel and I have no idea why.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
loving Event Pokemon.

HBar's theory was actually pretty good. The queen should have done that. She really...

...dropped the ball.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Apr 2, 2016

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
#55

Yay!

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Saw it coming, should've said something.

I'm gonna guess that this is a fakeout and it's actually a frog god.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
This does raise the question, if it wasn't anything special, what was it doing in that fancy box?

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

#56

I was expecting a reveal that the god was possessing the frog and it was about to jump hosts and do something ghastly to the random adventurer-pedestrian. Instead we just learn that Aubrey is totally going to steal and read the diary and then do something dumb because of it.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

#57

Klara's Feeling the Bern... Turning Trix?

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

#58
Who cares about Not-Hillary, all my attention is on the national seal featuring Petronella's freshly-severed head.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"Drunk witch animates windmill"

Zinkraptor
Apr 24, 2012

Oh hey we found the plot. Neat.

I am really looking forward to learning what the deal is with these super evil names. It better be Thorsby as heck. Maybe this is a land where the evil scheming fantasy villain won and then they just sort of made an actual country out of things.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

I had been thinking it was a roleplaying game and these were the names the players and GM made up.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
gently caress, reading something so simple and flawless in a Thorsby comic gives me the heebie jeebies. Things are going to go wrong, but HOW?

Also, nobody's mentioned Morgan Freetheirorgansfromtheirbodies. Looks like Thorsby's brought in the big guns when it comes to explaining complex things.

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Apr 17, 2016

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

#59
Goddamn, these names keep getting better/worse. I burst out laughing for way too long at panel 1. And I'm curious what Filthmaster's deal is, a skilled fighter randomly carrying a badass sword everywhere but living in squalor. The pipe might explain a lot.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

HBar posted:

#59
Goddamn, these names keep getting better/worse. I burst out laughing for way too long at panel 1. And I'm curious what Filthmaster's deal is, a skilled fighter randomly carrying a badass sword everywhere but living in squalor. The pipe might explain a lot.
So, I read your spoiler and click the link and probably laughed just as hard at that first panel. This webcomic :allears:

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
When will someone campaign on the legality of pants?

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
#60

The Diabolican People's Front vs the People's Front of Diabolica.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

gently caress, what is a slurd?

I'm hurting my eyes trying to read the small print. It's almost legible except for the blurry parts and the inexplicable replacements like t with y, h with j, and maybe a few others.

Yesterday a cult leader was (found) in an attic in a (nillu clyu???). He was the leader of the spider cult. The spider cult (wammy jaskng???). The cult leader was alive but unconscious. Nobody knows why he was in the attic. There is no ...???

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

HBar posted:

gently caress, what is a slurd?

Much easier to discover than fire, and only slightly more difficult than water.

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

The Lone Badger posted:

Much easier to discover than fire, and only slightly more difficult than water.

No, you're thinking of slood.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
#61

The effects of the Skyggemyrian Magic Missile Crisis still linger.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I'm a big fan of their flag being four hands backstabbing each other.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"Get drunk if you like!"

Everything about this seems legit.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I'm a big fan of their flag being four hands backstabbing each other.

I assumed "Skyggemyrian" was the name of the tentacle piranha guy's species until I realized he doesn't have hands and the flag does.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
#63

Well the Skyggemyrians are some loving nightmare fuel right there.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Yeah, that's all the worst parts of a giraffe, a t-rex and a clown right there.

On the other hand, good negotiating by our heroes.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Carrasco posted:

On the other hand, good negotiating by our heroes.

Hardly, the Skyggemyrian took their first counter-offer. They could've held out for way more.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
It really does sound super totally harmless!

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
#63

Apocron
Dec 5, 2005
I like that the crazy fighter is the one who actually wants to settle down and put danger behind her.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Audrey's my favourite character. The way Thorsby draws her with just this constant manic grin and her Punch and Judy face complements her characterisation so perfectly. Also makes me unable to imagine her talking like anything except a girl version of Beavis.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Similarly, I enjoy how the designated exposition character is actually super laconic, it's an interesting choice. Especially compared to Lostclock.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
Either Klara had a huge lapse of judgement or she's done one of the terrifying things anyone in a Thorsby comic can do - take a direct route to a goal without any crazy bullshit. "Audrey will not help Trixie because she has all the money she needs. If she did not have the money she would help them again. Common methods of losing money include gambling."

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 07:50 on May 10, 2016

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
I don't know, my money's on Klara just making the gambling thing up. Except she doesn't strike me as much of a liar -- she seemed to really struggle at passing herself off as the Queen to those summoned guards earlier.

E: I've only just noticed that Audrey's reading a book called "How to run a tavern". :allears:

Whybird fucked around with this message at 08:23 on May 10, 2016

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
Do we know Klara's sexual orientation? Maybe she's attracted to Trixie and wants to be near her and is ready to pull this kind of poo poo because of it. Seems like a Thorsbyian development.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Laputanmachine posted:

Do we know Klara's sexual orientation? Maybe she's attracted to Trixie and wants to be near her and is ready to pull this kind of poo poo because of it. Seems like a Thorsbyian development.

This has been looking more and more likely since she asked if Trixie had a girlfriend.

BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.
What if she hadn't lost with her first ducat, given that she's super-rational and terrible at lying? I feel a fanfiction coming on.

Oh no, thought Klara. I won. Now I have no excuse for losing money. She had started to leave when the moderately-drunk man who had been next to her called to her.

"Hey, you can't go now! You gotta let it ride!"

Klara stopped. "Excuse me?"

"You've got good luck! You can't stop now! You might keep winning! If I were you I'd go crazy wondering if I would've!"

She walked back to the table. "But every time the game is played the probability of winning is the same. It was already unlikely that I would win once."

"...Ahh, that's quitter talk. Take it from ol' Jeff Liveimpalement. Let it ride!"

Klara looked at the roulette. I wonder how popular this reasoning is, even though it is completely illogical. She tried reducto ad absurdum. If it were not, people would leave sooner after both wins and losses and this casino would have closed down years ago. She blinked exactly once.

Klara walked into the living room. "I did something stupid."

BiggerJ fucked around with this message at 06:11 on May 12, 2016

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
66

This is such a Thorsbyian idea I wouldn't be surprised if the entire treasure hunt thing takes a backseat to conlangs for a bit.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply