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sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

To celebrate the return of this thread, I'd like to introduce my own crazy person from fb. She's one of those people who I must have met at a party or something as I don't really remember her. However, I've put up with one hell of a lot of crazy just so one day I could share it with you all...

First of all, we have some basic level anti government stuff:

Crazy girl posted:

Ooooo now then... thinking out loud here..... im going to rob a bank tonite, but i dont fancy prison, so im choosing to take David Camerons passport with me & leave it at the scene so he gets arrested cus hes a prick n I hate him!!!!

Obviously she's into the whole conspiracy theory stuff...

Crazy girl posted:

Lol its bull! Really! Ok.... faceplant* desk!! I live in hope that all in society awaken & realise their higher selves so they also know the truth. Im saying above that I dont talk from opinion ...the facts n proof is there!! If people cud for a min look at everythin we post... see the bigger picture n test it even or spend a month with no tv then thyd realise!!
How can people still think isis r behind this incident in paris wen hundreds of us hav been posting for months what will happen, roughly when & who will b involved & that thyl blame muslims.....then everyones shocked wen it does happen. ???

N if ur honest your comment was NOT about scum killing innocent human beings atall!...... your offended by supposed muslims have killed white people.... majority of facebook have been offended by it but non of u have giving a flying gently caress bout the mass murder of palestinians, syrians etc..... that is scum murdering innocent humans n kids... not jus white people from the EU!!!!
If uk & usa wernt bombing innocent people.... then the shootin in france wud never have happend & thyd b no refugees .... how is that not obvious.
But I dont say this from opinion or news articles either funnily enough....

quote:

So why would russia be bombing france??........maybe thy jus got over excited after takin out ISIS.....so did a eeny meeny miney paris did they??.........think people...whats been happening recently & who wants an excuse to bomb russia???
U need to wake up RIGHT NOW unless u want us to stuck in middle of WW3 Very soon! U were warned & u did nothing...... dont kid self that this is another warning!! This is the start of it!!!!!!!

Just a snapshot of her views on cancer...

quote:

Ok so if ur still trying to convince self that cancer is a real disease rather than accepting the truth about it being caused purposely by those in power to generate Billions of pounds & keep u living in fear & ur attention diverted from the truth........then tell these that their conspiracy theorists!!!!
TOP DOCTORS, SPECIALISTS, SCIENTISTS, ONCHOLOGISTS & OTHER MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS who support the global quest to expose the truth bout cancer & the cures!!

Then we get into the satanic child abuse stuff.

quote:

Dont like/agree wiv wat I post..... your mistake!! But think ur uneducated opinion has a place on my posts.....even bigger mistake!!!

Sayin stupid poo poo like im wasting time worrying bout satanic child abuse..... is not only offensive to all the abuse survivors that are on my friends list...... but ur guna piss off alot of people who really will not give a flying gently caress bout telling you about self!! ..... n will be only too happy to Troll u on your way!!!

Dont like it....then please dont waste your time thinking youl be missed or offend me....... click DELETE....BLOCK....WATEVER......ITS THAT SIMPLE!!!

N yikes trying to tell me bout me!!!......WHAAAAAAA.... wake up & sit the gently caress down u fool!!!!

Children in Need is evil...

quote:

ARRRGH Spent last nite n 90mins this mornin trying to explain to K**** y im not giving him 50p for children in need to not wear uniform!!!
So after explaining that uniform is not compulsory n he doesnt hav to wear it.......he gets upset & worried that hel be punished for it....... SO I EVEN TRIED TO BRIBE HIM WIV A FIVER FOR HIMSELF AFTER SCHOOL TO CHANGE & HE SAID NO!!!!!!!!!!! WTF??????
State raised children or what!!!...... but on the plus side the systematically labelled "disabled" child shares my frustrations & tells his bro...... were not paying paedophiles. .... do it for Mickey Summers !!! Il never tell my kids to comply in this bullshit system

quote:

PUDSY CAN FUCKOFF ASWELL!! I MIGHT GO ON A RAMPAGE & RUGBY TACKLE EVERY PUDSY I SEE & UNTIL IF UV GOT KIDS.....U MAY WANT TO AVOID ME AS I MIGHT JUST TELL EM SANTAS NOT REAL ASWELL!!

INSTEAD OF BUYING PRESENTS THIS YEAR TRYING LOVING YOUR FAMILY & FRIENDS ..... WATCHING PEOPLE STRUGGLE THIS MUCH, WHY THEIR FAMILIES DONT GIVE A poo poo BUT THY CARE BOUT SUPPOSED CHARITIES & A TWAT IN A RED SUIT..........
ARRRRRGH STOP THIS WORLD.... I WANT OFF...... ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Remembrance day is...I don't know, something evil?

quote:

WOOW! A third of the population today apparently opting to NOT take part in the 2 min silence......are we waking up????
Do thy knw the know the true satanic significance of the numerology 11.11.11??

Are the dates, times & ages of false flag events & elite sacrifices becoming too obvious to ignore??

There is so, so much more then this. Chemtrails, anti vaccine, illuminati, conspiracies, peadophiles etc etc. She also posts constantly all day. About a year ago, she took her autistic son out of school, is being investigated by social services, has been kicked out of her parents house and I believe is staying at friends. The crazy does take over my feed a bit but I just can't look away....

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sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006




sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006







All the same person. Again.

Edit: some day I'll get less lazy with phone posting and crop these or some poo poo.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

paradoxGentleman posted:

Wow, you know a real life "lizard people are controlling thhe world" conspiracy theorist. I thought those exusted only in jokes.

My crazy friend* believes EVERYTHING.

* Not my friend.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006




sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

My local paper had an article about knife crime and how we need to get knives off the street. Compared to America, it was quite cute.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Besesoth posted:

It's the difference between classical liberalism (which many people in the US would call "libertarianism", and which nowadays is actually largely considered a conservative mindset) and social liberalism (which the US just calls "liberalism"). US liberals are social liberals; the UK/AUS Liberal parties are classical liberals, which in the US we'd call arch-conservative libertarians.

In the UK, the liberal party, as in the Liberal Democrats are actually left wing. Well, they were until they joined up with the conservatives and lost most of their left wing brownie points.

In IOSM related news, a friend of mine looks like she's heading down the chemtrail and alt cancer therapy path. Sure she'll post something daft soon.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Just found a different version of the 'click amen to save the child' posts:

quote:

Salaam
Request from a brother

My son's name is Tanbir and And he is 23 years old. I beg you as a Muslim that you send this letter to all your friends and acquaintances to reach as many people as possible. I want Du'a/supplication of you all please because my son will be operated on with a very low chance of recovery. He has stomach cancer disease. If you love Allah don't close this message until you've forwarded it !!!
Say "LA ILAHA ILLALLAH MUHAMMAD RASSOUL ALLAH". I beg you with the names of Allah Al Aziz Al Jabbar that you send it to as many people as possible...
Your prayers for My son that Allah heal him and give him shifa.
Make Du'a for his healing. And if Allah takes his soul to him, ask Him to have mercy on him and grant him highest place in Jannah.

May Allah Ta'ala heal heal him. AMEEN

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

feed all babies honey and in a few generations we'll have iron-gut ultrababies with stomach acid that can melt through a battleship hull.

e: might have to start wearing goggles when you burp them

Been reading this thread for
A long time after a long break but I'm kinda in the give babies stuff tbh camp, am I bad? FYI, no babies currently affected by this post

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

So hey guys

sugar mouse has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Oct 17, 2019

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Sorry won't let me drunk post

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Yeah I'm like a loving boomer here l

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

I'm accidentally part of a very strange Facebook health group which provides me with gems like this...



(hope this works, phone posting and it's been a while...)

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Also this...



sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Darkhold posted:

So if you have dentures does that make you a cyborg?

One would bloody well hope so.

I wonder what tooth pain they think shows you have a problem with your teeth?

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Have a cute but strange boomer post from fb...

https://imgur.com/a/hiHJQ4j

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Inceltown posted:

Saving people a click since '19

Aww thank you.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

I actually know someone who is very antivax, amongst a whole host of other crazy. It's impossible to try to argue about anything because it just gets shut down with 'I know better'.

Oddly enough, she would only really mention the crazy stuff when there were no scientists about. I have a good few PhD friends who were far more equipped to argue than me but she didn't give them much chance...

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

I've somehow got this guy on my Facebook and every post is like this...

Yes, it's also always him liking then commenting.



sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

(I've been saving these for a while, just been too lazy to post)

Also I screwed up the colours at one point but you can pretty much tell with the hyphens.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Untrustable posted:

My mother-in-law bought me house shoes and I have worn them all of one time. I never understood why someone would need softer shoes that are to be worn inside the house.

They're called slippers and I, a millennial, wear them all the goddamn time at home.

(I get cold feet)

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Roblo posted:

Are (some of) you guys really getting funny about...slippers? Really?

This is the hill I always planned to die on. Viva ls slipper revolution! And gently caress terf scum. Obviously.

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sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Just to stop you arguing, I went dumpster diving.




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