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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Goons who complain about spanking were obviously not smacked hard enough as children :colbert:

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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OldMemes posted:

I thought the Smurfs were communisms, not Confederates? Does this mean that the Smurfs are pro-slavery?

And no, no matter how much you put the stars and bars on them, it#s impossible to make a smurf look intimadating or bad rear end.

Obviously they're keeping the their enslavement of beige smurfs on the down low.

Who do you think picks all the smurfberries? Clumsy? Lol.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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paradoxGentleman posted:


"She sluts out in front of your nose with ultra skintight leggins showing two kilograms and an half of pussy"

"If you look at her she calls you a disgusting maniac and a pervert."


e: you don't write kilograms that way in Italian, btw

Two and a half kilograms of pussy? Sounds a bit ::btroll:: amirite?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Wasn't Tesla basically some kind of proto tech sperg in RL anyway? Like he had a few good ideas and the rest was whackadoodle nonsense that somehow turned him into some kind of tech Jesus to people?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

Feeding the homeless is exactly the same as feeding wild beasts. At first, you might feel virtuous about giving bread to a few stray mammals. But, soon, your good intentions have resulted in the arrival of hundreds of additional creatures – all making GBS threads and squawking for a handout. When you finally run out of food, the animals will always start to attack you. Just as you don’t feed wildlife in the wildness, you don’t feed hominids in the metropolis.

There is no government program that could ever eliminate privation. There is no scheme to redistribute wealth that would ever succeed. There is no welfare plan would ever work. No politician is going to craft a piece of legislation that would do the trick

But me – I got this solution to poverty. Absolutely certain to be effective. Guaranteed to eliminate the problem 100% of the time. Want to know what it is?

Let the poor starve. Let the fuckers die.

If you can’t eliminate the ailment, you can eradicate the source of the disease. The answer is to let nature take its course.

Aren't there actually a subset of neoconservatives that want to adopt a 'starve the beast' strategy to eliminate socialist policies? Gut public services so they can turn around and prove how socialism doesn't work?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Met posted:

"I was beaten and I turned out fine."

No, you turned into an advocate for child abuse.

The problem is that sometimes kids turn out fine in spite of having horrible childhoods, and sometimes kids with ideal childhoods turn out to be train wreck adults. So each side of the debate is gonna claim their method 'worked', when they might either be giving themselves way too much (or too little) credit in the matter. And nobody on Facebook is going to put their own ego aside and admit "I was a lovely parent and it hosed my kids up".

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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BJPaskoff posted:

This isn't IoSM but IIRL, but I went to get a haircut today, and the guy ahead of me was rambling to the barber about Target's bathroom policy. The gist was that he didn't think people who were born gay or people who feel like they were born with the wrong genitals are bad people at all, but it's "about as normal as someone being born with one arm. It's not their fault they were born that way, but it's not 'normal', and no one's going on TV saying we should get one arm cut off to be more like them." He wrapped up with, "so if we're saying we have doctors and scientists working towards preventing birth defects, maybe we can also stop people from being born gay or confused."
There is an annoying kind of bully pulpit that involves people saying hosed up stuff like this knowing full well most reasonable people don't have the energy to get in an argument with a stranger which just reinforces their messed m up opinions. I can't blame you for not wanting to bother validating his statements with a response, and at the same time I worry it emboldens all the other silent people who agree with him. :(

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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"I vape and I have a big dick" would make a funny bumper sticker if for all the :psyduck: reactions from everybody tailgating you.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Aren't the kind of people who post this stuff typically just remembering what kind of sketchy predatory behavior they did themselves toward teenage girls and assuming every guy is gonna behave the same as them?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Madkal posted:

Always wondered how people with strong bigoted beliefs feel about being on the wrong side of history decades down the line.
Like right now they think they are right to stand up to those "filthy perverts" and such, but then I begin to wonder how people who thought that pesky Rosa Parks should have just shut her trap and moved to the back of the bus must feel now. In 10 or so years from now when no-one really gives a flying gently caress about transgender people peeing where they want to, will the people posting such stupid poo poo be self-aware enough to say to themselves "jeez, I really got that all wrong"?

That's a good question, but the cynic in me says they'll just double down on their beliefs anyway. Why else would people be so nostalgic for times when it tended to be particularly unpleasant for non-WASP people?

"It was a simpler time" is often code for "I didn't have to feel guilty/get called out on being a total bigot". No wonder they miss it so much :rolleyes:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Sue posted:

Do hotel reviews on Google count as social media?



Its even better if you imagine the guy saying this out loud in Mort Goldman's voice.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Captain Candyblood posted:



yea bro, I wouldn't know that cheesy balls and pit stank smell bad if SOCIETY wasn't there to tell me they did

Awfully convenient the same people who have terrible 'genetic' body odor also have terrible allergies to soaps.

Are they also allergic to regular hand soap? do they never wash their hands either? :barf:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Soviet Commubot posted:

I do know a guy with an honest to god disorder of some kind, for some reason his sweat smells loving horrible. He showers several times a day but the moment he starts to sweat you can smell him from across the room. If he's in a car and sweats on the seat the smell lingers for hours unless you drive for a while with the windows down. Antiperspirant helps to a degree but if he just puts deodorant or body spray on they're easily overpowered by his intensely rank stench. You can imagine the professional and social difficulties he's had because of that.

Oh I certainly believe its possible but I'm saying its more likely its one or the other. The odds of someone having horrible genetic stench AND being allergic to anything soap related seem pretty slim, thankfully.

Febreeze works wonders for sat-in stink though. Anything that can bind to the stink molecules and make them inert works well.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I believe the butter part.

EDIT: Beaten dammit!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Deltasquid posted:

It can lead to an overzealous work ethic and/or crippling debts. Neither of those are particularly good for your health, either.

Women are given a metric crap ton of value judgements about their appearance. Society places a significant amount of value on the physical attractiveness of women. In spite of some hyperbolic claims, a man is not getting nearly the same level of grief over driving some beater compared to a woman being considered not ''skinny/fit/hot enough". Hell, just look at the previous page where a poster was mentioning not wearing makeup and getting judged for it.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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EmmyOk posted:

My favourite is in Warcraft all the male orcs are eight foot monstrous beasts and the girls look like human women with poor dentistry and big boobs. It's worse than the Bioware stuff because they're such a difference between the male and female design.

I thought they did a comparitavely better job in the Warcraft movie, where the female orcs were smaller but still had pretty pronounced facial features and arms/hands.

In lotr Gimli jokes about how humans can't tell female dwarves apart from male dwarves which suggests female dwarves are fat and hairy which would make sense. I know in other works of fantasy female dwarves have beards. I think it's more interesting to have non human races where sexual dimorphism doesn't just boil down to "monster with human like breasts and waist"

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I feel a little bad for those incel types because if they finally do get laid they're going to realize nothing is different about them.

The whole Ephebbabebbababbyphile thing used some disturbing language and it all makes me wonder if these guys are more self aware then they act; that they're horrible people and the only way they're getting laid is by a teenager too naïve to know better.

The funny thing is that if being a virgin is so upsetting to them, they could talk about how society does put a lot of emphasis on sex haver= normal sane person and there are plenty of lonely late bloomers out there. It's also probably true the longer someone doesn't become intimate with someone for the first time, the harder and more awkward it's gonna be.

But because they don't seem to emphasize this it just seems like run of the mill self loathing and misogyny.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Wanamingo posted:

I forget his name, but there was one notable incel guy who did eventually get a girlfriend. It didn't change anything and he stayed as part of the community.

Wouldn't the other incels reject him? Kind of like if you barf on a baby bird its mother won't barf on it anymore.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Evangelicals have some hard on for condemning Pokémon . It's pretty lame. I wonder if they give people who hunt game in RL the same amount of poo poo. Or people that train dogs. Or people that go birdwatching, etc.

Seems like the formula is young people into anything other than Jesus= bad.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Puppy Time posted:

Your mistake here is assuming the beliefs are rational and consistent. They like hunters and trainers and birdwatchers etc. because those are familiar and traditional.

The basic criteria are:
Is it different from what we're used to?
Does it involve anything taboo, like sexuality, mention of the supernatural (other than miracles from God), mention of evolution, etc?

Fundamentalist Evangelical types pretty much just want the world to stop changing at their childhood, because unfamiliar things make them nervous. There's some wiggle room allowed if a thing is explicitly about Jesus, but you'll still find a lot of people who think it's the devil trying to sneak in with a trojan horse. (See: arguments against modern-style Christian music, which I think was at least one Chick tract.)

I'm sure there's plenty of things evangelicals embraced from the get go if it served their ends. For example, they're more than willing to post all their screeds on Facebook, even though that is different than what they are used to. People post provocative stuff all the time on it, so the taboo angle falls flat too.

Fishermen and baseball players are notoriously superstitious, and not always in the 'pray to Jesus' kind of way. But you don't see Fundamentalists chewing them out for that. Catholicism has been around quite a long time yet they'll denounce it as idoltry.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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You can probably buy a lot of chicken thighs, rice, and vegetables for $30 at most places.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Captain Redbeard posted:

Can someone tell me why it's funny? I promise I am not an end times believer.

Isn't tribbing when women rub their donut parts together?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I find it deliciously ironic that evangelicals preach about women should be treated as chattel, imposing their beliefs and bigotry on others, then get all :tinfoil: about Muslims and Sharia law. Do they not want the competition?

At some point all fundamentalism becomes impossible to distinguish.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I think the MGOW/Incel/MRA variants all derive from some tiny kernel of truth; even in TYOOL 2017 society values women more for their appearance, and being in a sexual relationship with a woman that is considered attractive is a status symbol for a man. So these men convince themselves they themselves don't have any 'value' if they can't meet these narrow definitions of manliness, and overcompensate. They all think this system is rigged against them, and they either seek to game it in their favor or abandon it entirely.

This kind of stuff doesn't just come out of nowhere. I'm always very curious about the type of relationships these guys have with their own families, especially female family members, or how their moms were treated by their dads.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

But at the end of the day, they are still treating women like garbage. They are doing nothing to improve the system they live in, or help women in any capacity. They act like victims while focusing their anger on a group that doesn't need more anger against them.

Because they think they're the real victims here, not women. They hate these Chad stereotypes, not because how they think Chads treat women but because they're not a Chad themselves.

There's a ton of insecurity underneath it obviously. I noticed people that are single for a long time often develop a crippling fear of rejection often as well.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Fathis Munk posted:

Man, really makes you loving think.

About how stupid people are to consider those valid arguments.

I always find it frightening how alt-right imgur is turning since it always makes me wonder if that just means that imgur is attractive to a certain alt-right inclined part of the internet, if the internet in general falls on that side of the spectrum or if those people are just more zealous in pushing their loving poo poo in other people's faces.

The acceleration of echo chambers is the worst.

(Although I love that once more these fuckers say freedom of speech is not freedom from speech even though they are as censorship happy as one can be. Also I finally got to see my browser extension replacing PC with "treating people with respect" working, which makes me p happy.)


:eyepop::boom:

What's aggrivating is that my brother and I have lately tried to be more outspoken with facebook conservative shitposting but the problem is that we struggle to articulate our opposition effectively. I feel like the Internet makes drive-by stuff like this very easy while actually forming a rebuttal to it in a way that would get through the initial poster takes considerably more effort.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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PiratePing posted:

I recently got a job in a STEM field, let's celebrate my tenth "Oh wow, you got a boy job? You must be relatively smart for a girl!" comment :toot:


Men don't bathe, got it.





Man gently caress that poo poo, and I'm a dude. My wife has a Master's degree, and I'm proud as hell of what she does. I got a BA, but my job doesn't require my particular degree. She makes 1.5x what I make and that's perfectly fine by me, she's earned it.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I think it's more a matter of the persons weight being something they felt they couldn't or wouldn't change, so when people around them change regardless it makes this person self conscious.

Maybe they don't feel like they'll be as accepted and validated for their choices when others around them lose weight. But everybody is on their own journey, and it should be no threat to them. I mean, imagine this with any other subject-

:v: Hey bro I'm tired of dealing with having a huge jacked up truck. I'm going to sell it and buy a Prius.

:argh: Why are you attacking my way of life?! *blogging intensifies*

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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So what causes this? Loneliness?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

You would be surprised at the poo poo people buy into regarding their subculture. See "Christians are the most persecuted group in the US" for a more broad example. For a local one, I work in a building where one of the employees believes that motorcycle enthusiasts are "the only group you can legally commit a hate crime(?) against or legally(?) victim blame."

Also tattooed people!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Doesn't the placenta naturally come out on its own after childbirth?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I think the reason people get all bent out of shape about what Kaepernick is doing is because it runs counter to their narrative that believes we live in a post racial society. But instead of them owning up to the fact that they get uncomfortable about football players pointing out inequalities black people face they focus on how unpatriotic he is for not standing in the pledge, how entitled he is for complaining about it as a famous quarterback being paid millions, or that he's just doing it for attention to prop up a flagging career.

The idea that he's raising a serious personal concern gets ignored like every other loud voice trying to bring up racial inequality because certain white people don't want to address it at all.

If Kaepernick was just some poor nobody who happened to be biracial and adopted, you think they'd give a poo poo? They'd just dismiss him as being lazy or bitter in that scenario.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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CodfishCartographer posted:

They hate anything LGBT. What does this have to do with living without women? WHO KNOWS~

I assume it's just a case of the notgays. No, we don't want women but we're not gay because we don't allow gays that means we're not gay. No homo.

This is the most hilariously insecure stance for them to take. I guess because they assume people will think they are gay they gotta find it necessary to be defensive about it?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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If it falls under FMLA they can't fire you for calling in sick.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Circumcision and the draft.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Madkal posted:

Some context. My old roommate has really really really really gotten into MRA poo poo (as well as 9/11 truther stuff, conspiracy stuff, right wing stuff, why black people deserved to be ignored/shot stuff, Sasquatch stuff) and used to spend a lot of his time in his room watching youtube videos, and then coming out to talk to me about this videos he just watched. By talk I mean he would come outside and rant and rave for about 40 minutes straight about how women are destroying the world and try make men slaves or something like that. Then he would shout at me for not listening to him/talking to him, and go on another rant wondering why I wouldn't talk to him.
Anyway, he moved to another country this year and I thought doing that would mellow him out. He never used to post his views on Facebook, mostly worried that his mom, girlfriend, other friends, people in general, would see what he believed in and call him out on his poo poo (I once posted an article in argument to one of his theories on his Facebook wall and he flipped a chair while shouting that his mother could have seen it), but yesterday another friend posted some article about rape culture. There was much lively discussion about it and then my old roommate decided to get in on there and tell us why men have it so bad because women are violent and mean. His replies were paragraphs upon paragraphs. Sadly he deleted all his replies about an hour later (probably didn't want anyone to see what he wrote), but Facebook for some reason did she me that he commented on the article and I managed to get a screen cap before the reply was deleted.



Old roommate is red of course, and person he was talking to was blue (funnily enough blue is a woman making the last sentence particularly bad).
If he feels so strongly about it then why is he so worried his mom might know his terrible opinions? By the chair flipping reaction I'd have ratted him out on principle.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Something I heard happens to some abuse victims is they get really hosed up is that they get so accustomed to the cycle of violence and honeymoon phases that some will actively antagonize their abuser so that they can get to the "honeymoon" phase where the abuser is very contrite. Perhaps this is a way for some DV victims to eke out a semblance of control in a horrible situation.

I'm not trying to victim blame at all by suggesting this, but rather point out how people can get accustomed to being in messed up relationships and have bizarre coping methods.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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I still don't understand how likes =money.

Who exactly is making money off these people tricked into liking a photo of an attractive amputee?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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Fathis Munk posted:

I guess if you want to create a new business on Facebook it's easier to just buy a page that has a buncha likes instead of starting at 0. Surely of you have a couple thousand likes your business has to be a well established and trustworthy one.

So you buy a big ol' titty page, strip it on the titties and make it into a business page. Most people will probably never unlike, because who ever goes back to a a page he liked?

Shouldn't they just make it so if the page changes hands the likes/subscribers reset to zero? That way there'd be a better signal:noise ratio overall since there's little benefit to shilling for likes.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

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unwantedplatypus posted:

Opening myself up to criticism here, which I'll welcome. What is the problem with Simon using that word? Does it legitimize its use in demeaning black people? Is it making fun of the way they speak?

:suspense:

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