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'Amen' posts seem to be the New Thing right now. Almost like they're trying to provoke gobby atheists into commenting. Tiggum posted:The idea is dumb as well. <INSERT NEW TECH> is stealing our <Delete as applicable> SOUL / IDENTITY / CHILDHOOD EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 08:45 on Nov 14, 2015 |
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Birb Katter posted:As an Australian please don't mention this, it's very triggering. See this is a great analogy, because literally no one swims in water where there are no lifeguards around.
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Dec 12, 2015 02:01
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IronDoge posted:This beauty popped up in my newsfeed. I don't like doing weekends or nights either. I errr found myself a 9-5 desk job so I never have to. But sure, you go off on a bitter rant if it helps.
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Dec 22, 2015 22:23
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Clochette posted:PETA clickbait. "You won't BELIEVE how this family's rescue cat was found!" (Tortured, mutilated, and killed.) Hypocrites. That's exactly what a single cat will do to dozens of small animals every year. I don't give a poo poo, just a good way to wind up a PETA nut.
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Dec 24, 2015 13:49
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poptart_fairy posted:Fairly sure there's a considerable difference between an animal doing animal things and someone choosing to deliberately torture something, dude. Oh poo poo yeah I know, I was talking the piss out of PETA because a lot of members do think owning cats is evil cos of the devastation they bring to local wildlife. To them, the two literally are equivalent. Pretty sure they thought her argument was invalid too. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 18:53 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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Dec 24, 2015 18:50
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People with genuinely high IQs tend not to boast about it on social media.
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Dec 26, 2015 23:48
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That's one thing that honestly baffles me about politics in general. One single, tiny failure can completely torpedo something if it gets amplified enough. It's on the level of a butterfly flapping its wings and causing a hurricane. You might think "what does a dropped football have to do with anything?" but then next thing you know it changes the face of a major election. Dude called Ed Milliband, the opposition leader in the UK, got plastered all over the papers eating a bacon sandwich. You know when you get a bit of fat caught in your teeth and don't quite bite a chunk off, so you have to chomp a couple more times to avoid pulling an entire bit of bacon out? Yeah, that lost him an election.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:IQ tests measure a person's ability to take an IQ test. I think that's telekinesis, isn't it?
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Dec 27, 2015 10:47
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So northern England is flooded to poo poo right now. Really awful. Social media is full of people who think we should divert foreign aid to flood defences. Like there's two jars sat on the Chancellor's shelf labeled 'foreign aid' and 'flood defences', and he can only take from one and add to another. This is of course absurd (what he actually did was take out the flood defence jar and pocket the money). Even more bizarre, there are people trying to blame immigrants. Immigrants need houses you see, which get built on flood plains. And I've seen at least one link to god's wrath (God is angry becasue we let immigrants into our country, which is funny because I'm pretty sure Jesus was just fine with that).
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Dec 28, 2015 01:08
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cash crab posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM7Xhi_QG1w I think I went to Berroteros on one of my annual trips to the Mediterranean.
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ShadowMar posted:The biggest gently caress up is coming up with Islamophobia as if having your country invaded by Muslim pieces of poo poo does not increase assaults and rape, as if there's no threat of terrorism and in the future civil war and government takeover. This is too good. They're so close to realising why Islamophobia is bullshit
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Dec 30, 2015 09:34
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Je suis fatigue posted:I don't understand what "draw a line around" means. They say to circle something in question 5 so it's not some colloquial way to say to circle something as far as I can tell. Draw a line around the corners of this circle.
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Fatkraken posted:BOOM My IQ is higher than yours because I've read a book on why IQ tests are bullshit. Fathis Munk posted:I met a person like that irl a couple days ago. So she's saying we should eat loving anything that walks, got it. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 10:03 on Dec 30, 2015 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Well she and her family were overweight so maybe you're right and I completely missed the message on that one I picture a fat hambeast, salivating over the only edible object on the train. "We eat cows! Why can't we eat dogs? Let me look at your delicious, I mean cute dog. Some cultures eat dogs! Oh God when does this train stop, I haven't eaten in 15 minutes!"
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cash crab posted:Reports find that sons, however, remain completely unaffected. In other news, new findings suggest that men never file for divorce. More after the break. Don't forget that maintaining a facade of a loving relationship for decades for the sake of your children has absolutely no negative consequences either.
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cash crab posted:Reports find that sons, however, remain completely unaffected. In other news, new findings suggest that men never file for divorce. More after the break. It's my freedom of expression rights to be allowed to drive my car at children.
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The guy who shared this also spent Christmas eve arguing with feminists on Facebook. We've known each other for years, but this sort of poo poo depresses me.
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brain.centipedes posted:Same dude again. Still have no idea what his problem is. He doesn't get invited on holidays or to parties, and seeing everyone talk about them on social media fills him with rage. Simple really. twistedmentat posted:I wish I could find a larger version of this Image 1 - don't really have a problem with the government doing any of those things. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 09:30 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 09:24
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RFC2324 posted:Which is still more than fair market value for making sure that people know something or other about how the world works! The market value argument assumes the market is paying fairly. Besides, what's wrong with being happy for someone who earns a decent wage? You think teachers should earn less because you do, you bitter poo poo? And as has been said, teachers get paid gently caress all. Professional trainers and coaches however can earn a fortune.
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Danyull posted:My dear cousin in Tennessee It was within the bus driver's rights to segregate black people, that's the whole loving point you moron. He didn't have to demonstrate 'need' either, funnily enough.
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goose fleet posted:
Welfare fraud is perfectly legal? Who knew? EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Jan 3, 2016 |
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Elblanco posted:Yes, because there's no difference between a modern jetliner and a WWII era prop powered bomber. I knew truthers were dumb, but drat, this is bad. poo poo, the WTC probably was made of lighter flimsier materials. It would have to be to allow for the extra height and flex required for tall buildings. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 16:14 on Jan 3, 2016 |
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You mean men made women cook for all those centuries when they knew how all along? rear end holes.
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Ok guys, men can cook, we get it.
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Krispy Kareem posted:So how many militia members are we talking about? I've heard estimates ranging from 15 to 150. Regardless of how stupid they may be, it's not easy to provision that many men on short notice. Odds are some of them were very prepared, but all their supplies are now being divided up between people who came wearing wife-beaters and carrying a case of beer. There's too much poo poo around for me to find the original source, but I think they claimed they had 150 men, which is more than likely bullshit.
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Elderbean posted:Something that has nothing to do with feminism in feminism's fault. Child care is loving expensive, she's probably at least doubling her money by doing away with it. Think it's a great idea. Bit dull for the kid though.
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Scathach posted:"I really don't like having kids or being a mom, so as soon as my husband (who I probably call "hubby") walks through the door I run like gently caress, leaving the kids home with him and treating the neighbors to a bouncing fat show (I never liked cooking decent food, either.)." But...she's outside and running away from a car. Is she running towards the house? Is that her hubby coming out of the car, or some guy she's nailing? The only thing I can think of that makes sense is that she's left the kids at home on their own while she's nailing the guy in the car. Her husband is due back any minute, so she's running back to the house to make it look like she was there all along
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Cosima posted:Oh yeah Julie Rhame? You heard he rubbed onions under his eyes did you? From who? Did the guy in charge of handing Obama some last minute notes catch him in the act and blast off quick a fb message to your aunt Ruth post haste? Let's break down this accusation. You are saying that Obama faked tears for children murdered by guns. Why would he need to fake tears? Because he doesn't actually give a poo poo, that they died so nuts could own guns? Isn't that exactly what they want?
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I bet they think the tears are fake because they think he organized the Sandy Hook shooting. If you didn't know that Sandy Hook truthers exist and are known for harassing the families of the deceased children, demanding the truth, then I have some sad news for you. God bless America.
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DemeaninDemon posted:On women in the military: Following a woman's trail of period blood is a well known tracking technique.
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scorpiobean posted:If only firefighters had guns I have a mental image of a bunch of brain dead read necks and wannabe cowboys surrounding a burning house, firing their guns at it at, and looking puzzled as to why it's not working.
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subpar anachronism posted:
GIS what a real 12 week foetus looks like. If you'd rather not, just picture a large white jelly baby with black eyes.
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goose fleet posted:I'm pretty sure the 1/64th "Irish" in America get pretty offended when you point that out to them when they suddenly remember it on St. Patrick's Day If I was Irish I'd get probably get pretty sick of non-Irish people using St Patrick's day as an excuse to wear stupid green hats and drink Guinness all night, like that's all there is to Irish culture. In England, St Patrick's day is bigger than the English equivalent St George's day, just because it's an excuse to drink.
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oldpainless posted:I agree, nothing was Germany's fault Hitler was just trying to get a valid point across, but the Allies denied him his right to free speech.
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Torchlighter posted:
How loving retarded do you have to be to think the colour variations of Baa Baa Black Sheep are anything other than fun variations. Baa Baa Pink Sheep, have you any spots? Yes sir, yes sir, lots and lots. Some on my fingers Some on my toes And some on the end of my little pink nose. Clearly about race, not at all teaching kids creative variation of words. I made up a racially inclusive version on Twitter and someone believed me. Also - if you have to 'put a filter on everything you say' you're probably an rear end hole. Read a book, maybe rethink your attitude. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 15:25 on Jan 15, 2016 |
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It's white history month again! Please, please let me sleep! Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I mean, granted, the daughter of London-based dentists being black is kinda remote, but when a major aspect of the character in the larger narrative is proving the evil wizard racists wrong, complaining about her race is a bit out there. London has a huge non-white population, as does the British medical profession. I'd say there's a good chance that Harmione is black. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 09:31 on Jan 17, 2016 |
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Wanamingo posted:Telling people they shouldn't shake their babies isn't going to be 100% effective? Better not try at all, I guess. It's probably just as likely that someone will see it and go 'hey, what a simple and effective way to murder a baby'.
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"Can you show me your ID, sir?" "I don't need to, I'm already drunk"
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Not true at all. In most European countries a significant chunk of the population can speak fluent English as a second language. In most tourist spots around the world, you'll rarely need to use the native language.
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