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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

but the mcrib is back

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:09

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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

incredible that mcdonalds can so accurately read the pulse of america

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:10

bacalou

why tho

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:12

dogcrash truther

mister magpie posted:

after eating a mcrib the pulse is 180/100

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:12

alnilam

I've never had a mcrkb but if it's anything like other mcdonald food it would make me physically ill to eat it

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:20

beeaar: ♥

indonesia's forests are burning and all u care about is the mcrib? smh

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:25

smoobles

i've never eaten a mcrib before

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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:25

alnilam

i don't even own a mcrib :smugmrgw:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:27

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

i hear eve was made out of Adam's mcrib

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:30

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

they have to limit supplies due to the dwindling numbers of mccows from which the mcrib cut is found

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:35

smoobles

i dont know anything about the mcrib but check out my crib

(pick up line i thought of, for if a girl tells u the mcrib is back)

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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:19

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

can i use this? ill report back on its efficacy

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:24

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i don't know if it is me or the pick up line but i crashed and burned

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:27

smoobles

yeah i just ask that if the pick up line works you give me credit and tell her to check out my other byob posts

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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:27

smoobles

aw man

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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:27

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

honestly it might have been the delivery

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:27

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

You can make a sturdy meat igloo (a meatloo, if you will) out of frozen mcrib bricks.

Might not be a safe place to sleep if bears are around though

# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:34

joke_explainer

# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:41

fuck. marry. t-rex

mister magpie posted:

It's pork d00d

# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:56

alnilam

uh FINE mcPORKS then

# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:58

fuck. marry. t-rex

Supposedly they run the McRib when pork commodity prices are low idk

# ? Nov 12, 2015 00:04

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I've never had a McRib , but that's only because I'm super into the quarter pounder deluxe.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 00:28

devil

idk what it is about mcdonalds but even burger king's food tastes less plastic

# ? Nov 12, 2015 01:58

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

cool, I can buy a ton of loving pork chops with this month's stamps

# ? Nov 12, 2015 02:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I ate a mcrib one time and it was very bad. very, very bad

# ? Nov 12, 2015 03:31

Valdez

i want a mcrib w/ egg but at mcdonalds you cant have it your way. LONG LIVE THE KING

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:03

mr_cadaver

what does my profile image look like

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:04

fuck. marry. t-rex

meteloides posted:

The egg shortage and following price hike a month ago almost ended me

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:04

mr_cadaver

ok now i know

im not a stupid newbie anymore

thanks

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:05

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

mr_cadaver posted:

this thread is about the mcrib not your avatar

paul_soccer12 posted:

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:09

bacalou

why does everything at mcdonalds have that uniformly mushy mouthfeel

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:24

bacalou

i imagine the first 3d printed rib sandwich will taste a lot like mcdonalds mcrib

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:25

bacalou

zargon the 8th picks up his google glass and stares into the digital abyss. 'okay, google, show me today's specialty food items', he sputters, the mucous wrenching itself from his esophageal walls. suddenly, his jaundiced eyes shoot open and he begins to wail. across the chasm of the arcology, you hear a chunky howl: '3d printed mcrib is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack'. the reckoning has begun.

# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:28