- dogcrash truther
-
|
r mouth, so please don't come down to where I work and slap the dick out of mine. Thats what's known as the "Golden Rule." Thanks.
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 17:59
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Apr 17, 2024 22:47
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
tfw when your alarm doesn't go off and traffic is terrible and you get to work late but the best dicks are still available
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:04
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
that sounds potentially injurious to the dick
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:04
|
|
- GEExCEE
-
|
First the outsourced all the dick sucking to bangladesh and vietnam and china. Pretty soon we're all gonna be getting our dicked sucked by robots and out of a drat job
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:05
|
|
- devil
-
|
My job is to slap dicks out of people's mouths
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:05
|
|
- GEExCEE
-
|
My job is to slap dicks out of people's mouths
Epic or fail?
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:06
|
|
- devil
-
|
its hard to wake up every morning knowing my line of work upsets people, but the pay is unbelievable
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:09
|
|
- platonicbackrub
-
|
that sounds potentially injurious to the dick
To the dick.
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:12
|
|
- fuck. marry. t-rex
-
|
You know they old prostitutes saying: One in the Mouth is worth Two in the Bush
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:18
|
|
- Robot Made of Meat
-
|
Why do old prostitutes say that?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:28
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Why do old prostitutes say that?
because it's very true of cigarettes
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:32
|
|
- fuck. marry. t-rex
-
|
Why do old prostitutes say that?
Because they know how to get paid
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 18:36
|
|
- Commie NedFlanders
-
|
Marxism predicts a crisis in capitalism occurs when the number of people who suck dicks exceeds the number who provide them.
My job is to slap dicks out of people's mouths
Obamanomics strikes again
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:19
|
|
- dogdisaster
-
by Lowtax
|
those that live in dick houses shouldn't throw mouths
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:22
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
that's like that old office game where you casually try to insert your dick into someone's mouth while they're not looking or on the phone, great for tense meetings too
goo times
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:25
|
|
- Scaly Haylie
-
|
goo times
very nice freudian slip
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:32
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
My job is to slap dicks out of people's mouths
you're part of the problem
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:44
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
George Clooney from thatmovie where he's the HR consultant guy who fires people: You're fired. Also you're evicted. By the way, your collections are in arrears. In addition, I'm going to slap the dick out of your mouth.
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:44
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
listen buddy, you can't come down to where I work and slap the dick out of my mouth, because I quit. I am no longer doing this as part of a job.
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:45
|
|
- Scaly Haylie
-
|
listen buddy, you can't come down to where I work and slap the dick out of my mouth, because I quit. I am no longer doing this as part of a job.
oh it's always part of a job
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:50
|
|
- Weekend Bridges
-
by Smythe
|
Do unto others as you'd want others to do to you. No one has sucked dick on the job around these parts for five years now, thanks to my tireless work in the community.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:51
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
mmmpppfff mmmmph... *takes dick out of mouth* now, as I was saying...
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 19:58
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
*mom comes in and sees her son goofing off with his friends* "William Marshall Bojangles you better have a good explanation for this or else I WILL SLAP THAT DICK RIGHT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 20:02
|
|
- devil
-
|
Look, I know you've been slapping dicks out of people's mouths for your entire life. You don't know how to do anything else. But the thing is, the world is running out of dicks. Penis detachment rates are at an all-time high and if we continue at this pace it'll be 3, maybe 4 years until there are no more dicks left to slap. Our entire firm could go under. N-now, don't you worry, I have a plan. See, what I envision us doing, what we're going to do, is make people think they're getting dicks slapped out of their mouths. But-but really there's nothing being slapped at all, you see, all of the thrill of getting a dick slapped out of your mouth, but none of the danger. Now, there is a cost to this, as you can imagine. How are we going to make people think they're getting dicks slapped out of their mouth, right? Well, look, n-no-
[The leader of the dick slapping cartel silently motions for one of his henchmen to mouth the man's dick.]
No, please, p-p-please. I ha-ave a family! P-p-p-p--....
[Another henchman calmly walks over, holding in his hand a latex glove blown up like a balloon. The henchmen look at each other and then back at their leader. He nods. The henchman raises his glove.]
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 20:19
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
Do unto others as you'd want others to do to you. No one has sucked dick on the job around these parts for five years now, thanks to my tireless work in the community.
It's a crime what you're doing, or it should be. I've got mouths to feed.
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 22:03
|
|
- Scaly Haylie
-
|
Look, I know you've been slapping dicks out of people's mouths for your entire life. You don't know how to do anything else. But the thing is, the world is running out of dicks. Penis detachment rates are at an all-time high and if we continue at this pace it'll be 3, maybe 4 years until there are no more dicks left to slap. Our entire firm could go under. N-now, don't you worry, I have a plan. See, what I envision us doing, what we're going to do, is make people think they're getting dicks slapped out of their mouths. But-but really there's nothing being slapped at all, you see, all of the thrill of getting a dick slapped out of your mouth, but none of the danger. Now, there is a cost to this, as you can imagine. How are we going to make people think they're getting dicks slapped out of their mouth, right? Well, look, n-no-
[The leader of the dick slapping cartel silently motions for one of his henchmen to mouth the man's dick.]
No, please, p-p-please. I ha-ave a family! P-p-p-p--....
[Another henchman calmly walks over, holding in his hand a latex glove blown up like a balloon. The henchmen look at each other and then back at their leader. He nods. The henchman raises his glove.]
|
#
?
Nov 13, 2015 22:47
|
|
- Weekend Bridges
-
by Smythe
|
It's a crime what you're doing, or it should be. I've got mouths to feed.
The police are powerless to stop me. I slapped The Man's dick out of their mouths and now they wander the halls of the local precinct with jaws slack, mumbling, confused, lost.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 02:40
|
|
- posting smiling
-
|
basically they were encouraging people to put dicks in their mouths that they knew were going to get slapped out. it almost collapsed the global but no one went to jail for it. anyway, 2008 is ancient history now.
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 03:59
|
|
- Casio_knight
-
|
i had to go on a 3 day work training course when i was 22 for this i was really nervous because everyone else looked like they were pros
and they took the photo for the id right after eww
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 10:36
|
|
- Casio_knight
-
|
actully they tried to take lots of pics but chose the one where i hate my hair
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 10:40
|
|
- Admiral_eX_laX
-
Historically Inaccurate
|
A mouth without a dick is like a dick without balls. -President Bill Clinton
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 11:14
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
basically they were encouraging people to put dicks in their mouths that they knew were going to get slapped out. it almost collapsed the global but no one went to jail for it. anyway, 2008 is ancient history now.
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 12:36
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
I trade in dick and dick derivatives
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 12:37
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
Hillary wears the dick in that relationship
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 15:16
|
|
- yeah actually they will
-
|
My post in this thread
by g0m
me: listen lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
Boss: You're fired, from your job at the slapping the dick out of my mouth factory.
THE END
Concept
g0m
Writing
g0m
Special thanks
dogcrash truther
mom
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 16:19
|
|
- fuck. marry. t-rex
-
|
hillary clinton is the big dick candidate
Where were you dick slappers when Bill needed you?
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 16:20
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
herbert hoover promised a dick in every mouth mere months before Slap Tuesday
|
#
?
Nov 14, 2015 17:38
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Apr 17, 2024 22:47
|
|