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My post in this thread
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me: listen lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
Boss: You're fired, from your job at the slapping the dick out of my mouth factory.
THE END
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dogcrash truther
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This looks an awful lot like your brothers submission to this thread from last year. Please see me after class.
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You can try to slap the dick out of my mouth as much as you want but you'll never succeed, because I wear a mask on the back of my head that looks like my face sucking a dick. I learned this trick from tiger hunters and it's super effective!
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Tigers are well-known for slapping the dick out of your mouth so it sounds like a good tip
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- google THIS
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remember when the tiger slapped Roy's dick out of Siegfried's mouth?
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One day nearer spring
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remember when the tiger slapped Roy's dick out of Siegfried's mouth?
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as if a position in dick QA wasn't already hard enough
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remember when the tiger slapped Roy's dick out of Siegfried's mouth?
Too soon?
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herbert hoover promised a dick in every mouth mere months before Slap Tuesday
lol
"I am not sucking a dick!" exclaimed Richard Nixon, right before a member of the press slapped a dick out of his mouth
 
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Nov 20, 2015 19:30
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In college, they only teach you how to slap the dick. You have to wait until graduate school to learn about the mouth part.
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mark cuban in the shark tank: this is an incredible machine mr. social vegan where did you get your phd
me: the school of hard cocks, sir
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40 years ago, I could suck a dick all day long and it only cost $5. Now it costs $25 and it gives out in a half hour.
there's no pride in cumming craftsmanship these days, it's all just overpriced blowaway gobbage.
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George Clooney from thatmovie where he's the HR consultant guy who fires people: You're fired. Also you're evicted. By the way, your collections are in arrears. In addition, I'm going to slap the dick out of your mouth.
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