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Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
"Do you have plans for new years? Will you be my new years kiss?."

I wanna ask like that.

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platonicbackrub

if you ask it in two questions she gets two chances to say no. dont give her that many options...

platonicbackrub

quote:

Will you enjoy being my new years kiss?

smoobles

if she's a pretty girl you wanna ask early to beat the rush of other suitors.

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platonicbackrub

questions/answers are legally binding

bog pixie

ill be your new years kiss OP

Piso Mojado

bog pixie posted:

ill be your new years kiss OP

uh, lucky...

Piso Mojado

kiss her, then ask if you can do it again in roughly a month from now.

kuskus

Ask her in a greetinc gard with you wearing 2016 glasses and puckering your lips. Give her a preview; a tiny taste

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
For 2020 and beyond, a little early, for 2013 and before, a little too late. But the years in between, now is the time to ask a girl for any of them.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
actually know the words to aud lang syne to impress her

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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FreshCutFries

or don't know the words and just be really confident

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

bog pixie posted:

ill be your new years kiss OP

don't be greedy BYOB Loves his Big Wang

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
a pre-emptive kiss would help guide this decision honestly. you shouldn't depend on holiday dependent kisses

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posting smiling
early kissers get the kiss worm (tongue)

Weekend Bridges

by Smythe
Give of yourself to the Swamp Nymph.

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posting smiling
imagine if you were on an airplane exactly at midnight on new years travelling the exact speed of the earth's rotation. infinite kisses.

dogdisaster

by Lowtax

posting smiling posted:

imagine if you were on an airplane exactly at midnight on new years travelling the exact speed of the earth's rotation. infinite kisses.

*visibly sweats* uh hello infinite kisses, i'm dad. you should post in your fatherly thread

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pogi

Hi boys

GEExCEE

pogi posted:

Hi boys

Umm.. Hey

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
no... life is ephemeral ... kisse her now, life is fleeting


ty bacalou!

barfdog



fema crisis actor posted:

no... life is ephemeral ... kisse her now, life is fleeting


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

yeah actually they will
Kiss a man.

yeah actually they will
Jesus Christ, it's 2015. It's going to be 2016 soon. Turn gay and kiss a man.

yeah actually they will
New years eve. The atmosphere is electric, bodies are swaying, and champagne is flowing freely - the perfect time to walk up to a man, turn gay, and smooch up on his lips with your lips.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
2015: to be gay is wrong and an abomination

2016: I've turned over a new leaf, released my hate, kissed a man, and become gay

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
hope the government resumes research into that gay bomb before New Years

fuck. marry. t-rex

Katy Perry's "kissed a girl" gonna be relevant again once man on man becomes the norm

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Michele Bublee singing he kissed a girl and he liked it hope his boyfriend don't mind it

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