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fema crisis actor posted:

Iced quad- when will we see an end to these horrific school shootings?

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Pumpkin spice latte - research chemicals sprayed on pumpkin plant leaf clippings, sold by an italian man

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deep dish peat moss

Grande, Venti, Trenta - Police nickname for three different-sized criminals committing crimes together.

bog pixie

Lil Cunty posted:

short decaf and a biscotti - a tiny cattle rustler and his sexually-progressive terrier

Lil Cunty


sinful delights - a decadent blend of european dark chocolate and coveting thy neighbors wife


ty crap

ty landy

bacalou


german chocolate cake - made by franz, for franz, with franz

cunty check your inbox

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Tea, earl grey, hot - police still puzzled how they got a flamethrower on the plane

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
After carefully arranging three dozen bodies with no end in sight, Bartholomew von Auschfenmeier started regretting not using a nickname.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Bartholomew von Auschfenmeier: Maybe we should've started with the flower and not my signature...
nudist activist: You think?!

Macnult

iced breve: investigators could only recover half of the victim's remains from the frozen river & are still searching for the other half

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
more like iced steve, am I right?

Well, am I? you won't know until you find the upper half to match with dental records

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double shot espresso: two passengers killed during a train robbery

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caffe macchiato: vandalizing a car in a restaurant parking lot by sticking sushi all over it

Chokes McGee

This is Urotsuki.
half-caff espresso: cattle mutilation done so fast they'll never get caught

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Paulig Juhla Mokka - vandalising a shopfront with a brick

Macnult

black coffee: a smug attitude, a refusal to tip, and a dance with death.

Lil Cunty


monkey-picked oolong - the monkey's name was tripod. the crime isnt suitable to discuss in mixed company


ty crap

ty landy

Lil Cunty


i wont lie i stole that joke from tom waits but its really good to me


ty crap

ty landy

Weekend Bridges

by Smythe
*Casually scrawling Weekend Bridges over Mona Lisa's upper lip*

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kopi luwak - kopi luwak

Manifisto


Rob Roy with a twist - you give the money to his significant other to buy him a really nice birthday present


ty nesamdoom!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
the hot tboddy: spontaneously combust in a highly populated area, proving it exists to the world. someone smirks and pops the collar of their varsity jacket. "get barbequed, shrimp"

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Casio_knight

the CharzeUP - one family member is chosen then manipulated with pure electricity

the final either of the deceased blended with passonfruit

Casio_knight

i neversaid that was green tea i have a urinary infection and you never listenn

Casio_knight

a mcflurry brought moments before being fired sitting on the desk forgotten as you stare straight ahead thinking of the future

Casio_knight

the ginsling cola - take your younger self to a farm to watch a disease ridden horse be put down so you know you aint getting a drat horse for your birthday

best served on on your birthday

social vegan



flat white - a 30 something year old playing an oboe in public

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Weekend Bridges posted:

*Casually scrawling Weekend Bridges over Mona Lisa's upper lip*
You should aim for the brow. It's a crime to sign unfinished work

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