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When the secret spreadsheet came to light so too did the 'little black book' attack diary she'd been keeping, listing every little perceived slight any co-worker had ever made against her (including the time and date). She was stupid enough to include pages about the director, registrar and the managers too so I'm pretty sure she wont there too much longer.
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Slugnoid posted:When the secret spreadsheet came to light so too did the 'little black book' attack diary she'd been keeping, listing every little perceived slight any co-worker had ever made against her (including the time and date). sounds awesome
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Jan 7, 2016 10:02
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summary execution, op
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Jan 7, 2016 10:26
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I did an internship at a small-town PD over the summer, once. One morning, they got a call about some teen who'd been threatening his mother with a knife. Obviously sent a cop out to try and defuse the situation, and I thought nothing of it. About an hour later, the entire department cleared out for something. Turned out the kid had turned the knife on himself. 
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Anderron Shi posted:sounds awesome Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988
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Regalingualius posted:I did an internship at a small-town PD over the summer, once. Reading this in my head the teen was Leo in Marvin's room.
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Regalingualius posted:About an hour later, the entire department cleared out for something. Turned out the kid had turned the knife on himself. why did that require the attention of "the entire department" how small are we talking, exactly. was your supervisor barney fife
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Jan 7, 2016 11:28
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I live in a town with 20,000 or so people and literally every cop in town will respond to anything interesting. They're really, really bored.
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Jan 7, 2016 14:04
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I lived in a small town of about 1200 people and if there was so much as a traffic stop all three officers would show up and everyone in the houses around would be at their windows watching.
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yeah a department whose roster I could list on one hand was basically what I was imagining
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Jan 7, 2016 15:30
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Slugnoid posted:She was stupid enough to include pages about the director, registrar and the managers too so I'm pretty sure she wont there too much longer. you should pull the trigger on her. metaphorically of course implicate her in some poo poo to expidite her firing so you can get that negative energy out of your life
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Jan 7, 2016 16:36
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I used to work at a college and a few other co workers and I have walked in on the same geology prof getting his rocks off in the middle of the mens room in the dark on multiple separate occasions.
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Jan 7, 2016 16:54
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scott zoloft posted:geology prof getting his rocks off 
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scott zoloft posted:I used to work at a college and a few other co workers and I have walked in on the same geology prof getting his rocks off in the middle of the mens room in the dark on multiple separate occasions. It was all a big misunderstanding
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scott zoloft posted:I used to work at a college and a few other co workers and I have walked in on the same geology prof getting his rocks off in the middle of the mens room in the dark on multiple separate occasions. Minerals.
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Jan 7, 2016 21:13
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I worked in a lovely dive bar/club in Manchester and one night after we closed I was cleaning the ladies toilet and there was a bucket of fried chicken full of bones next to the toilet. So some lady had smuggled a bucket of fried chicken past the bouncers and sat in the (really, really filthy) toilet chowing down in the club.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:00
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Faithless posted:I worked in a lovely dive bar/club in Manchester and one night after we closed I was cleaning the ladies toilet and there was a bucket of fried chicken full of bones next to the toilet. ...isn't the more likely explanation that a group quietly enjoyed it at a table somewhere and then ditched the trash there
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:...isn't the more likely explanation that a group quietly enjoyed it at a table somewhere and then ditched the trash there I prefer to think that some lonely lady was gobbling some cock in the bathroom
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Machai posted:I prefer to think that some lonely lady was gobbling some cock in the bathroom lol
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rejutka posted:Minerals. Christ, Marie.
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Jan 8, 2016 13:42
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Ha ha just a bit of Breaking Bad humor. Gosh that really is the best tv show. Bitch ! Hahaha
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Jan 8, 2016 14:29
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yeah bitch magnets lol I remember a while back when I was working as a fry cook I lost my cool at one of the cashiers. She was a real pain in the rear end though, she had it coming. Sorry that story wasn't more exciting 8(
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:...isn't the more likely explanation that a group quietly enjoyed it at a table somewhere and then ditched the trash there We don't serve food. This lady probably came in around 11pm at night with it hidden somewhere about her person then went into the toilets to wolf it down.
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Jan 8, 2016 15:46
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I saw some people loving in a stairwell so I had to go break them up
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Jan 8, 2016 17:22
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Faithless posted:We don't serve food. This lady probably came in around 11pm at night with it hidden somewhere about her person then went into the toilets to wolf it down. yeah I get that it wasn't food served on premises otherwise you would have recognised it as such and therefore it was smuggled in, but why do you immediately assume that the person that did so consumed it entirely by herself right there in the women's bathroom. that doesn't make sense to me.
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:yeah I get that it wasn't food served on premises otherwise you would have recognised it as such and therefore it was smuggled in, but why do you immediately assume that the person that did so consumed it entirely by herself right there in the women's bathroom. that doesn't make sense to me. The bucket was found empty, full of bones, next to the filthy toilet. So i mean its feasible she had a buddy in there and they had a romantic meal for 2 but I doubt it as it would have been rather cramped.
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Again I refer back to shitter M&Ms guy, but you're making assumptions that this chicken went into his/her mouths and not the other end. Ever see a person strip a chicken leg to the bone using nothing but the power of her sphincter? Neither have I, thank Christ, but you never know. All I'm really saying is I hope you washed your hands. That poo poo would be hella greasy either way.
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Jan 8, 2016 18:30
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Work experience student on the shitter, door open, pants around his ankles eating his lunch so bizarre
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Jan 8, 2016 18:35
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Szymanski posted:Work experience student on the shitter, door open, pants around his ankles eating his lunch Thats just a confident man there. Hire him!
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Teflon Don posted:I saw some people loving in a stairwell so I had to go break them up Should have joined in
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haljordan posted:Seriously why isn't pulling a lockout off power equipment a crime It actually is
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back in November two of my (former) coworkers got in a brake cleaner fight, each dual wielding sure shots, just like standing still spraying a constant stream of brakleen at each other's dicks, and then one of them put down his empty sprayers, walked to his tool box, grabbed his camel lights, then produced a lighter from his pocket and flicked it once I guess to test it before he went outside to smoke and just from the spark he was immediately completely engulfed in flames and ran around screaming and flailing his arms while one dude sprayed him with a hose and some of us got him on the ground and tried to pat it out but he was on fire for at least a full minute before all of the brakleen cooked off of him one guy was just wailing on the dude's dick the entire time because, as he lated explained, he was just thinking how much he would hate to have his own dick burned off and it was where the highest concentration of the brake cleaner was but it was great because at one point the guy who was on fire was literally like trying to defend himself from the dick slapping guy. like dude is completely on fire but was still more concerned with getting his dick wailed on. pretty good stuff the singular most stupid thing I have ever seen in my life but at least now I know what burning human flesh smells like
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SLAMMYsosa posted:back in November two of my (former) coworkers got in a brake cleaner fight, each dual wielding sure shots, just like standing still spraying a constant stream of brakleen at each other's dicks, and then one of them put down his empty sprayers, walked to his tool box, grabbed his camel lights, then produced a lighter from his pocket and flicked it once I guess to test it before he went outside to smoke and just from the spark he was immediately completely engulfed in flames and ran around screaming and flailing his arms while one dude sprayed him with a hose and some of us got him on the ground and tried to pat it out but he was on fire for at least a full minute before all of the brakleen cooked off of him lmao
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SLAMMYsosa posted:back in November two of my (former) coworkers got in a brake cleaner fight, each dual wielding sure shots, just like standing still spraying a constant stream of brakleen at each other's dicks, and then one of them put down his empty sprayers, walked to his tool box, grabbed his camel lights, then produced a lighter from his pocket and flicked it once I guess to test it before he went outside to smoke and just from the spark he was immediately completely engulfed in flames and ran around screaming and flailing his arms while one dude sprayed him with a hose and some of us got him on the ground and tried to pat it out but he was on fire for at least a full minute before all of the brakleen cooked off of him You worked with some capital S smart dudes. Lol
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So, basically, this happened? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZ2XdqGZWU
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Jan 9, 2016 15:11
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And the story of Enfield is complete
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a guy at my work took a few days off because he was feeling bad then he found out he had cancer and was dead the next week that was pretty gnarly
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SLAMMYsosa posted:fire dick slapping story I don't believe you
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I don't believe you Would you really want to live in a world in which this were not 100% true and even considered acceptable bro-behavior?
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