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A lady smeared down half a mile of light rail track.
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LadyAmbien posted:Holy poo poo you guys, I meant worst as in funniest. This is traumatic. Sorry, I guess I didn't understand the assignment.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:11
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This is gonna turn out like the funny comics thread ain't it.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:12
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LadyAmbien posted:Holy poo poo you guys, I meant worst as in funniest. This is traumatic. this is why the death of language is a problem
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Nov 16, 2015 22:12
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Me and my coworkers were watching this dead kid get cpr after being hit by a train. Someone said something funny and we were all smoking ciggies and giggling when they were putting the big sheet on him. Was kind of surreal.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:13
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criscodisco posted:I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots. lmao
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Nov 16, 2015 22:17
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this got dark how about posting things that people might want to hear
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Nov 16, 2015 22:17
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criscodisco posted:I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots. humansareamazing.avi
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Nov 16, 2015 22:18
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my client poo poo on the floor of the daycare bathroom, then went around telling everybody that some other kid picked it out of the toilet and put it on the floor. i have uh...a picture of it just the poo poo on the floor. i aint weird.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:18
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When I was 17 and had just started working as a care assistant I saw a bandage removed from an old ladies leg which unleashed a torrent of foul smelling yellow and black goo, like melted cheese falling off a pizza. Her entire leg pretty much melted off before my eyes, right down to the bone. The four other staff (two of whom were actual nurses) all fled the room gagging/actually vomiting. I was stuck because I happened to be holding the leg up and couldn't just drop it onto the now very open wound. So much leg goo flooded out that it overflowed the bed, onto the floor...and into my shoes.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:20
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i once saw a bald eagle out back 
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Nov 16, 2015 22:20
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Since I guessed my first post wasn't the type of "worst thing" OP had in mind, I'll go again. When I was in college I worked at McDonalds, and some kid had diarrhea in the ball pit, while it was full of other children. I came up to the front counter to see a bunch of angry parents standing in line with their poo poo-covered children.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:22
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Once we had portaloos in the loading bay. We're watching this truck driver take like 30 attempts to back in and a guy goes to take a poo poo in the portaloo. We tell him its a bad idea but he does it anyway. The truck backed into the portaloo and the guy came flying out. The next day with a broken portaloo leaking poo poo everywhere the grease trap overflowed into the loading bay. I cant describe the smell but it was pretty horrendous.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:26
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Saw a dude cut the end of his thumb off on the deli slicer once, that was pretty metal.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:30
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treasure bear posted:this got dark Nah. Panties with dubious discolorations, size 2T. Pieces potentially of baby. Don't do forensics. Don't do IT forensics either, but holy poo poo don't do forensics.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:32
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I sold a concession stand beer to Neil Patrick Harris. I don't think he was 21 then, had no ID, but sup said to serve him.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:32
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Moridin920 posted:Saw a dude cut the end of his thumb off on the deli slicer once, that was pretty metal. I was in management at a supermarket for ages and the funny thing when this happens is you write them up for not following proper procedure. Real insult to injury.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:32
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I saw a huge maori guy get off his fork lift to talk to someone and while he was talking the brake came off and it killed him he grew up in the same town in NZ as my family and was my only lunch friend :/
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Nov 16, 2015 22:41
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Nation posted:I saw a huge maori guy get off his fork lift to talk to someone and while he was talking the brake came off and it killed him A contractor at one of the hardware division stores in my old town was unloading a scissor lift in the rain at like 5am and it slipped and squashed him dead and he was the only one there. Bad way to go. Someone had to start their shift to a dead guy in the loading bay.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:46
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Isaac posted:A contractor at one of the hardware division stores in my old town was unloading a scissor lift in the rain at like 5am and it slipped and squashed him dead and he was the only one there. Bad way to go. Someone had to start their shift to a dead guy in the loading bay. gently caress that, dying alone and at work
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Nov 16, 2015 22:52
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dying at home on the john is the way to go
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Nov 16, 2015 22:54
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Moon Atari posted:When I was 17 and had just started working as a care assistant I saw a bandage removed from an old ladies leg which unleashed a torrent of foul smelling yellow and black goo, like melted cheese falling off a pizza. Her entire leg pretty much melted off before my eyes, right down to the bone. The four other staff (two of whom were actual nurses) all fled the room gagging/actually vomiting. I was stuck because I happened to be holding the leg up and couldn't just drop it onto the now very open wound. So much leg goo flooded out that it overflowed the bed, onto the floor...and into my shoes. Is this whats under those giant bandages old people have covering weirdly colored portions of their limbs? I have your average "adults who poop on floors like kids" retail stories, but oven roasted turkey child beat all mine by a mile
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Nov 16, 2015 22:54
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Avocados posted:Is this whats under those giant bandages old people have covering weirdly colored portions of their limbs? My mum worked at a pharmacy that did wound dressing. You dont wanna know whats under there.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:55
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Do you just start falling apart past a certain age? Like if you hold up a pizza vertically, and the toppings & cheese are too heavy to stay on?
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Nov 16, 2015 22:56
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Avocados posted:Do you just start falling apart past a certain age? Like if you hold up a pizza vertically, and the toppings & cheese are too heavy to stay on? In a sense, but not literally falling apart. We really weren't meant to live as long as we do. Men especially.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:58
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Avocados posted:Do you just start falling apart past a certain age? Like if you hold up a pizza vertically, and the toppings & cheese are too heavy to stay on? yes.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:00
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im tempted to google this stuff, but not ready to see the torrent of pizzapeople on GIS
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Nov 16, 2015 23:02
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Avocados posted:Do you just start falling apart past a certain age? Like if you hold up a pizza vertically, and the toppings & cheese are too heavy to stay on? stuff falls out too
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Nov 16, 2015 23:05
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opus111 posted:yes. Opus I was wondering if you were still alive the other day. How goes the hunt for a fine Asian woman?
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Nov 16, 2015 23:05
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Summer between my soph and jr year of college I was delivering furniture waaaaaay up in northern MN. We were a resort town located on a big lake, so we did quite a few deliveries to island cabins. One windy day we loaded a fridge on a pontoon boat. While motoring over to the island we hit a swell and the fridge began to tip. My idiot coworker attempts to grab the dolly but the fridge fell right through the side of the pontoon and *bloop* went into 75 ft deep water with my coworker hanging on. He disappeared for about ten long seconds before resurfacing. He said "Took me a bit to remember to let go."
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Nov 16, 2015 23:07
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Now I'm hungry for ossobucco, dammit.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:12
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millenial men + free pizza day i have to leave the room
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Nov 16, 2015 23:12
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I've only worked boring retail jobs so all I've seen is astounding quantities of poop smeared on things.
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Nov 16, 2015 23:15
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Skeleton Ape posted:I've only worked boring retail jobs so all I've seen is astounding quantities of poop smeared on things. mind posting some examples in the fetish thread for me?
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Nov 16, 2015 23:32
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my coworkers' ugly faces 
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Nov 16, 2015 23:37
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Captain Yossarian posted:Opus I was wondering if you were still alive the other day. How goes the hunt for a fine Asian woman? Hi, on that front i am satisfied, hence my silence up until now. also the weather has turned bad so im online again. how are you?
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Nov 16, 2015 23:38
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YeahTubaMike posted:my coworkers' ugly faces powerofrecall posted:so you work from home?
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Nov 16, 2015 23:39
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criscodisco posted:I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots. I don't like this thread... 
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Nov 16, 2015 23:53
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It's pretty tame, but I once had a sales/engineer vendor team giving a pitch in my office. The engineer gradually slipped into a diabetic coma over the course of the pitch and his sales buddy started chewing his rear end and punching him in the shoulder for "being rude".
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Did pizza delivery back in my early 20s. Didn't see anything truly terrible, but there was a strangely similar scenario I would run into. The door would open and the smell inside would hit me like a shovel to the face. An obese young man with a wispy mustache would hurriedly pay me for the 3 extra larges he ordered. In the background was darkness, but I could always make out two massive people, presumably the parents, sitting in separate recliners. Like 25% of the orders I ran were just like this. It's like they were clones. Now I do software in an office and nothing bad or gross really ever happens, except there's one autistic guy who is crazy about guns and molon labe and all that, pretty sure he's gonna go off the deep end sooner or later.
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