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Assuming you have a job, and coworkers. The worst thing I ever saw was my co-worker and boss having drunken sex in the women's bathroom at a Christmas party, which wouldn't have been super terrible except the boss' wife was at the party, and he was also very fat.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:25
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i once saw a guy have an epileptic seizure. another idiot jumped on top of him and started trying to give him cpr. he later died from having a seizure while he was driving on the highway a few weeks later.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:28
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walking in on the GM loving this like 18 year old ugly, ugly, ugly girl who openly admitted enjoying loving her way to "the top". afaik she was never promoted lol
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Nov 16, 2015 21:29
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that time i shot all my coworkers was pretty hosed up
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Nov 16, 2015 21:29
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haha wow sorry you had to see some gross people naked i've seen people die at computer desks, i've heard of bodies being found after whole weekends in call centers, i've seen decades of irreparable exploitation the place im working at now, a lot of the workers are just family members of deceased employees who've gone 20+ years without a raise (except for min-wage law stuff) because the owner of the business has provided housing with rent controls for them. it's basically de facto generational bonded servitude in America's heartland edit: the shipping/receiving guy brought his teenage kid to take over for him a few months ago huskarl_marx fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Nov 16, 2015 |
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Nov 16, 2015 21:30
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Coworkers used to always throw this african guy in the bin
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Nov 16, 2015 21:31
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A disturbed man smearing feces on the wall of his room and upon discovering me looking horrified in the doorway runs towards me with his arms outstretched screeching like a pig in agony covered in poop. I wish I was making this up, I really do.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:31
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Qurnah posted:A disturbed man smearing feces on the wall of his room and upon discovering me looking horrified in the doorway runs towards me with his arms outstretched screeching like a pig in agony covered in poop. I wish I was making this up, I really do. woah you still remember that?
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Nov 16, 2015 21:34
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Qurnah posted:A disturbed man smearing feces on the wall of his room and upon discovering me looking horrified in the doorway runs towards me with his arms outstretched screeching like a pig in agony covered in poop. I wish I was making this up, I really do. Do you work at a hotel, or a hospital? I have friends who have worked at hotels that have the most horrifying stories about what they've discovered guests doing to/in their rooms.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:34
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back when i worked at a pool concessions stand, one of the preppy lifeguards came in on her break and gulped down a hot dog. then she started choking on it. my coworker did the Heimlich immediately and she was just a bit shaken up afterwards, but that was pretty terrifying
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Nov 16, 2015 21:34
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symbolic posted:back when i worked at a pool concessions stand, one of the preppy lifeguards came in on her break and gulped down a hot dog. then she started choking on it. my coworker did the Heimlich immediately and she was just a bit shaken up afterwards, but that was pretty terrifying i hope this was some next level flirting by preppy lifeguard
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Nov 16, 2015 21:35
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1gnoirents posted:walking in on the GM loving this like 18 year old ugly, ugly, ugly girl who openly admitted enjoying loving her way to "the top". afaik she was never promoted lol Haaaaa! Why is it always the most absolutely horrendous looking people that like to flaunt their sex lives to everyone? I once worked at a bookstore with a girl who looked like a female Mr. Burns and she was somehow always getting laid and telling all the other employees wether we wanted to hear about it or not.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:36
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our station had dave ramsey there to interview him while he was in town for a book signing and he peed in the urinal next to me and i saw his penis "wow god really saved some bucks when he made your small dick, huh" i shoulda said jk is was alright
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Nov 16, 2015 21:36
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"i should show him that i can really choke on it, and at the same time allow him to rescue me... i'll be like the sexually adventurous damsel in distress!" HUAGLAGLAGL
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Nov 16, 2015 21:37
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symbolic posted:back when i worked at a pool concessions stand, one of the preppy lifeguards came in on her break and gulped down a hot dog. then she started choking on it. my coworker did the Heimlich immediately and she was just a bit shaken up afterwards, but that was pretty terrifying 
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Nov 16, 2015 21:40
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huskarl_marx posted:i hope this was some next level flirting by preppy lifeguard
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Nov 16, 2015 21:41
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LadyAmbien posted:Assuming you have a job, and coworkers. That's terrible op. Anyways mine is probably the time I watched a girl get gunned down and die as I was giving her CPR
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Nov 16, 2015 21:43
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symbolic posted:i highly doubt nearly suffocating to death constitutes flirting unless you're into that stuff, which i am not being heroic is pretty sexy though
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Nov 16, 2015 21:45
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One of the best things I ever witnessed in the workplace was the hopping mad African American guy who wasn't being seen promptly for his open literal axe wound to the face and kept threatening to "Leave outta here" if the surgeon didn't show up promptly to stitch his face shut as he had "business" to attend to. I was able to inform him that he was certainly free to go if he wanted to, however he would probably be wearing a hosed up goblin face for the rest of his life if that's what he decided to do.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:46
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Sheep-Goats posted:One of the best things I ever witnessed in the workplace was the hopping mad African American guy who wasn't being seen promptly for his open literal axe wound to the face and kept threatening to "Leave outta here" if the surgeon didn't show up promptly to stitch his face shut as he had "business" to attend to. I was able to inform him that he was certainly free to go if he wanted to, however he would probably be wearing a hosed up goblin face for the rest of his life if that's what he decided to do. sounds like you got off lucky, i hear fat people gently caress at businesses sometimes
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Nov 16, 2015 21:47
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huskarl_marx posted:being heroic is pretty sexy though
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Nov 16, 2015 21:47
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symbolic posted:i suppose that's true but that's going pretty far to flirt with a loving 16 year old snack bar attendent dont sign your posts
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Nov 16, 2015 21:48
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i walked past a mirror, op
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Nov 16, 2015 21:49
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This alcoholic used to come in and have a seizure and break a bone and get blood everywhere like every 8 weeks
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Nov 16, 2015 21:52
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Sheep-Goats posted:hosed up goblin face
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Nov 16, 2015 21:53
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Isaac posted:This alcoholic used to come in and have a seizure and break a bone and get blood everywhere like every 8 weeks i think i know that guy. is he dead now?
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Nov 16, 2015 21:53
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Hogge Wild posted:i walked past a mirror, op Are you okay?
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Nov 16, 2015 21:54
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:That's terrible op. Anyways mine is probably the time I watched a girl get gunned down and die as I was giving her CPR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk
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Nov 16, 2015 21:56
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We had a candidate show up to a job fair who had obviously and copiously poo poo their pants and refused to leave the event when asked. We didn't hire her.
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Nov 16, 2015 21:57
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I have seen the spider of the North dangle a wish over the Porcupines cellAr. Posted from my iPhone
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Nov 16, 2015 21:58
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i used to be a spy before i got my last job - like real field ops, license to kill and all that hullabaloo. anyways i didnt quit the spy gig through all the proper channels, just "went dark" as we say in the biz (or used to say i guess haha). so after laying low for a few months i fudge some credentials and talk my way into this cushy job in corporate finance, trying to take my life in another direction and just live in peace and quiet fast forward a couple years and ive fallen completely in love with this sexy vp (cliche i kno lol). weve been dating for a while and i want to take the plunge so i come up with this bi g elaborate proposal. all the ladies in the office are on pins and needles waiting for me to pop the question, fat carol even ordered a cake to celebrate (like she needed an excuse lmao) so long story short i'm on one knee, big loving rock in the box and she's all speechless and teary eyed, about to say yes (at least i hope so rofl) when a big set of hands grabs either side of her head and spins her neck around like a goddamn pinwheel. ive seen enough death before to know shes gone before she hit the ground. look up and its this big chinese fucker (kinda like chong li from bloodsport) grinning at me. seen this guy before, big time spy hunter, really nice suit (guess the agency got a bigger budget since i left  ). so i realize yeah im probably in the wrong, not allowed to go dark and all that, blah blah blah, but im kinda pissed at him murdering the love of my life so we have this unreal karate fight. at one point i jumped off a wall and kicked him in the head, friggin sweet. anyways he gets me in this choke hold and i'm pretty sure im done for, but lucky i grab a letter opener and shank him a good 30-40 times.i turn around and everyones kinda standing there in shock. fat carol giving the cake the side-eye like "how long i gotta wait before i can nab a slice?". more blood than ive ever seen. i'm exhausted (and it's still only 2:30?? um can we go early today?? roflmoa) so i just shove past my coworkeers and get outta there, never come back. actually thats kind of a badass thing to witness in the workplace for everyone else but p bad for me
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Nov 16, 2015 22:01
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dad gay. so what posted:i think i know that guy. is he dead now? Im not sure but he seems to get knocked down, then get up again. Wont ever let em keep him down.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:01
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getting the tips of two of my fingers pulled off. they sewed them back on. mostly
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Nov 16, 2015 22:02
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I saw another goon once.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:05
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I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots. Had a15 year old who was in the bed of a truck when it got hit by a train. They found his leg at the scene, and the rest of him a quarter mile down the tracks. Had a baby that was raped to death. Also a baby that got microwaved. I know that's an old urban legend, but it happened in Dayton around a decade ago. When we went to do chest compressions it's chest split open like an overcooked chicken.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:06
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gagelion is back posted:woah you still remember that? Why'd you probate this guy hes fun Anyway this gal set fire to herself with a 1 gallon 12 foot kerosene MacGyver FAE fireball. She narrowly avoided crotch replacement surgery.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:07
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criscodisco posted:I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots.  somehow you stayed sane through all that. bless you.
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Nov 16, 2015 22:09
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criscodisco posted:I spent years in a pediatric trauma center, so lots. Holy poo poo you guys, I meant worst as in funniest. This is traumatic.
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Nah then I'll bow out I don't do fun stuff.
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