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What could be more dangerous than a life long commitment to a smaller human being who is like 50% made of your sperm
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handling venomous snakes. way to improve it: increase size of snake, add wings, have it repeat everything you say in your own voice public transportation: you are far less likely to get into an accident when using public transportation than a private vehicle. you should enter a bus into a demolition derby. fire eating: lava drinking ---------------- |
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Qwerinty posted:handling venomous snakes. way to improve it: increase size of snake, add wings, have it repeat everything you say in your own voice
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going to church would be really cool if like every 500th communion wafer was actually a giant tab of acid it would be funny to watch old ladies trip balls in the church basement over coffee and donuts afterward and also makes driving home exciting for you if you get the acid
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Lil Cunty posted:going to church would be really cool if like every 500th communion wafer was actually a giant tab of acid i recently started going to a megachurch and it is the most exciting thing in life ---------------- |
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Lil Cunty posted:going to church would be really cool if like every 500th communion wafer was actually a giant tab of acid during the parts of church where you're supposed to kneel, poison darts shoot from the walls at normal standing heights. when you're supposed to walk down the aisle to get communion, a boulder rolls between the pews and you have to dodge it. the communion goblet makes all your skin melt off if you sip it wrong. during the part where you turn to your neighbor and say "peace and stuff" instead of shaking your hand, they reach into your chest and pull out your heart. |
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Nov 17, 2015 04:28
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posting smiling posted:the communion goblet makes all your skin melt off if you sip it wrong. this is actually how it works for real that's why you aren't allowed to take communion until 2nd grade
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in soccer if you get a red card the other team gets to wail on you for two minutes with kicks (only the goalie is allowed to use fists) though more aggressive tackling is encouraged with razor sharp cleats on the shoes also the goalie has a big loving club he gets to use in his box
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mirrors, but the reflection is more attractive and knows it
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bacalou posted:mirrors, but the reflection is more attractive and knows it drat!
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pizza delivery, there's a one in 50 chance that the pizza man brings an attack dog and you have to kill the dog before he'll give you your pep/sausage and cheesy bread and 2 liter pepsi |
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magnet pain relief therapy: the magnets have dials on the side to increase the power of attraction. there is a setting that requires two keys to unlock. lumberjack: throw stuff like statues, columns, round steel posts, and lily pads down the stream to trip them up internal combustion engine: external combustion engine ---------------- |
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diet soda that actually has double the calories and flavor
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Qwerinty posted:internal combustion engine: external combustion engine 
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smoking: buy a carton, put loads in all but a third of the cigarettes, shuffle them up and put them back in the packs.
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Bread Set Jettison posted:Filing your taxes like imagine it with like an obstacle course, way better - I choose Death Run! |
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plants: you can eat some of them, but look out, not all of them.... |
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Roses except instead of thorns, nails. And also instead of a flower maybe a block of wood. My garden is beautful and dangerous.
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washing machines with spin cycle for people instead of baths electrified food toilet seat what zap you if you take too long
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alnilam posted:plants: you can eat some of them, but look out, not all of them.... lol |
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i touched a plant once that made me itchy. maybe fill every garden with those?
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oliwan posted:a very popular game when i was in high school was to play football during the breaks with like a tennis ball or a crushed can or something, and the objective was to shoot the other players through their legs. if this happened, the guy who got shot through the legs had to make for a safe zone or touch a specific pole or something, but on his way there the rest of the players were allowed to kick him as hard as possible. looking back, this is not a safe game at all. good game! I wish we thought of something clever like that to keep embarrassing nutmegs low Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Human covered in poison. Even deadlier deadliest prey
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Biometric trousers that ignite into flames when they detect a lie by the wearer Trap doors under every passenger's seat on an airplane that a majority vote can allow the activation of Venomous porcupines a moped with a railgun a sailboat with a railgun a rickshaw with a railgun anything with a railgun exploding bowling balls Winnie the Pooh with Wolverine claws Big Bird with a shotgun Winnie the Pooh and Big Bird with a railgun https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Everyday life would be a lot more dangerous and fun if we all lived like they did in that movie "tombstone": everyone would have pistols and shotguns and horses and pretty much every activity in daily life would require you to drink whiskey horse ride? gotta drink some whiskey checking the mail? gotta drink some whiskey breathing fresh air? gotta drink some whiskey
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Tarranon posted:healthcare: hospitals let you use their equipment for a nominal fee but you have to operate on yourself there's a place like this in india where heart surgeries cost about 800 us dollars, where you only get the basic service and volunteers/visitors/relatives are trained to do most of the post op care (800 us dollars is a lot for people who live on less 2 dollars a day, as most of indians do, but compared to the cost in the US where it's $80,000 to $100,000 it shows a lot of the cost encountered in the US is not due to scarcity of resources) |
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