Things that could be improved by being more dangerous

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ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Luvcow posted:

horse ride? gotta drink some whiskey
checking the mail? gotta drink some whiskey
breathing fresh air? gotta drink some whiskey

wait.. do you not?

# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:49

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:24

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

whisky is horse riding juice

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# ? Nov 17, 2015 22:51

Manifisto

Orchestra: the instruments may be used as weapons as long as they are being played. The last section standing wins the concert. The winners then run into the audience and grab whatever valuables they can get their hands on.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 17, 2015 23:08

Bread Set Jettison

cats except instead of fur, sharkskin

# ? Nov 17, 2015 23:09

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

cats except instead of fur, needles

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# ? Nov 17, 2015 23:09

Tarranon: Diggity Dog

Jumanji, except you get attacked by real animals and have to rely on a depressed comedian to survive

# ? Nov 17, 2015 23:20

Bread Set Jettison

cats with small bears for claws

# ? Nov 17, 2015 23:26

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

ChairmanMeow posted:

wait.. do you not?

I've been slacking on my whiskey consumption...

# ? Nov 17, 2015 23:38

dogcrash truther

I like risky sex and big booty hos

# ? Nov 18, 2015 00:23

joke_explainer

ChairmanMeow posted:

there is a 50% chance that the person you are talking to/interacting with can read your mind. The ability is randomized and hourly.

If knowing whether or not someone is telling the truth takes an a couple hours tops, we'd be able to fix most our problems as a society in like a few weeks. I'm sure whatever embarrassing poo poo everyone is always thinking about will just be something people get use.

We'd all be a lot more empathic at least, you would literally be experiencing the person's line of reasoning. I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be dangerous and would probably make us a utopia, or maybe just a bizarre slow-syncing hive mind.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 00:48

joke_explainer

dogcrash truther posted:

I like risky sex and big booty hos

Even riskier... risky sex during a rocket launch or something. And a booty so big, the people close to the booty experience only seconds for hours of time away from the booty due to gravitational time dilation from general relativity.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 00:50

Tarranon: Diggity Dog

joke_explainer posted:

If knowing whether or not someone is telling the truth takes an a couple hours tops, we'd be able to fix most our problems as a society in like a few weeks. I'm sure whatever embarrassing poo poo everyone is always thinking about will just be something people get use.

We'd all be a lot more empathic at least, you would literally be experiencing the person's line of reasoning. I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be dangerous and would probably make us a utopia, or maybe just a bizarre slow-syncing hive mind.

it would be good for some people and drive people unable to sync completely insane...u anime villain..

# ? Nov 18, 2015 00:55

joke_explainer

Tarranon posted:

it would be good for some people and drive people unable to sync completely insane...u anime villain..

well it's randomized hourly so you'd get your turn

# ? Nov 18, 2015 01:00

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

there would be a lot of people who would lose their jobs. The demand for service robots would skyrocket.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 01:31

Terrible Robot: FRIED CHICKEN

What if like the water from water fountains was also sometimes electrified

# ? Nov 18, 2015 03:53

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

what if water fountains sprayed everclear

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:05

Terrible Robot: FRIED CHICKEN

mailorder bees! posted:

what if water fountains sprayed everclear

i like ur thinking there

# ? Nov 18, 2015 04:42

Twerkteam Pizza

mailorder bees! posted:

what if water fountains sprayed everclear

I own one of these it's good time

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:36

google THIS

if carpets really were made of lava

# ? Nov 19, 2015 02:28

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

^^^ it's called matgma when it's indoors

Concrete pajamas

Doesn't sound dangerous? Wait till you see your new waterbed

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Nov 19, 2015

# ? Nov 19, 2015 02:41

Matoi Ryuko

Bombs are cool, but bombs with spikes on them would be even cooler.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 03:29

Piso Mojado

yoga but with a grizzly bear in the room.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 03:30

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

really anything with a bear in the room

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 03:30

Ralp: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

modern execution via lethal injection.

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 03:47

Bread Set Jettison

DeepQantas posted:

- There seems to be a discrepancy in Appendix C7 in the deductibles column. I'm afraid we'll have to audit your...
- I choose Death Run!

You're being auditted by *a bear suddenly teleports into the room you're in*

# ? Nov 19, 2015 04:42

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

modern execution via lethal injection with a bear in the room

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:07

MrWillsauce

dads with rabies

# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:48

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Bread Set Jettison posted:

You're being auditted by *a bear suddenly teleports into the room you're in*

Sorry to be the... bearer of bad news.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:58

Chokes McGee: This is Urotsuki.

video games except instead of video games it's a knife and someone stabs you with it

# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:14

Chokes McGee: This is Urotsuki.

you wouldn't think that would be better but the video game was superman 64

# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:16

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Chokes McGee posted:

video games except instead of video games it's a knife and someone stabs you with it

Fun for the whole family... except you.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:16

Chokes McGee: This is Urotsuki.

my family is pretty messed up yah

# ? Nov 19, 2015 06:17

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Only kid on the block looking forwards to soft presents

# ? Nov 19, 2015 11:46

Bread Set Jettison

Everytime you post in this thread you have 30 minutes to find a doctor because you're gonna die and the doctor has the antidote

# ? Nov 19, 2015 15:56

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

but which doctor has which antidote? better put your heads together, BYOB, clock is ticking!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:13

dogcrash truther

Ralp posted:

modern execution via lethal injection.

ifthis were made more dangerous for the guards and the spectators, that would b awesome

# ? Nov 19, 2015 16:14

pogi

Lethal injection but it turns them into Bane

# ? Nov 19, 2015 17:23

google THIS

lethal injection with the rage virus

# ? Nov 19, 2015 17:25

MrWillsauce

Firing squad but the condemned gets a gun too.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 17:29

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:24

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

cars but they have to roll to a natural stop, no brakes allowed

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 17:57

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