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Zorodius

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+Jousting

+Uggs

+Double-polo where centaurs ride other horses

+Counting music by tapping your foot

+Anything with kicking


-Hopscotch probably much less popular

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Casio_knight

economic seating on trains/subways

Casio_knight

mongolia

because of all the grass and space to run around

Casio_knight

horse racing would be better

Casio_knight

because the little jockeycentaur would have to ride the big horse

Casio_knight

bathrooms would have to redesigned obviously and government funded work initiatives aimed at getting centaurs employed and integrated in the work force

Casio_knight

from a paperwork angle this is looking ugly. workplace agreements, legal documents, health and safety and everything else has to be edited and resigned by the individual

if we had a year then sure we might have had a chance

but everyone turned centaur overnight and now theres just poo poo all thru the office

Casio_knight

all of a sudden its normal to own a horse dildo

Casio_knight

chases on cops the tv show

Casio_knight

cats would quickly sit on your back and use you for lazy rides while looking unimpressed

Casio_knight

1 in 50000 births are reverse centaur

Casio_knight

skatebording?

Casio_knight

parks and rec - with centaurs?

google THIS

a lot harder to do somersaults

BIRDCON 2017

tap dancing

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
So many ladders at the power plants and factories would have to be redesigned as ramps maybe with carrot monorails

City of Glompton

all these years of school and now you tell me I have to learn about horse's asses? Are you certain we didn't already cover that during residency?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
horseshoe sales

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Scaly Haylie

more people might have sex due to the difficulty of masturbation

smoobles

you'd see centaur puns here and there, for example 20th Century Fox would be called 20th Centaury Fox, this is just an example of a centaur pun you might see in centaur society, where they have the same corporations as we do except centaur-themed

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
how would motorcycles even work? would they be better?

mailorder bees

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motorccyels would indeed be better


thanks Manifisto!

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
or i guess a motorized wheel on each hoof?


thanks Manifisto!

Scaly Haylie

bronies would be happy

Scaly Haylie


nice av

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

ty


thanks Manifisto!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

mailorder bees! posted:

or i guess a motorized wheel on each hoof?

like horse skates?

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

like horse skates?

yeah, but motorized!


thanks Manifisto!

Scaly Haylie

way more room in posterior for smuggling drugs

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
attach a smaller centaur to the side like a sidecar


thanks Manifisto!

google THIS

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

how would motorcycles even work? would they be better?

we proved a while back that bicycles would be but the thread might have got archived

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
flinstones style cars would have more horsepower

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

bein a brony would suddenly be hella cool

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

bein a brony would suddenly be hella cool

lets' not go crazy here


thanks Manifisto!

Manifisto


You'd think the world would rejoice to be finally free of the tyranny of pants, but I think centaur pants and skirts and kilts and what have you would become an object of fascination and fetish. Many would try, in vain, to relive the glory days of their bepantsed youth, while sartorial visionaries would explore the frontiers of fashion by radically redefining the pant and its multiples.


ty nesamdoom!

social vegan



every rendition of Stomp in theatres now

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
i might have a bigger penis if i were a centaur. i might.

social vegan



being tom hanks in the keyboard scene from Big

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
being tom hanks in the peeing scene from the green mile


thanks Manifisto!

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Scaly Haylie

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

bein a brony would suddenly be hella cool

real talk: what the gently caress would the centaur version of equestria girls look like

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