RULES FOR PEOPLE MODDING GBS!!!

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Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

same, but not because of some stupid rts balance re: shortcomings thing but because it would be hilarious to watch

I wanted to be rude but not too rude because I think both of those posters are good and cool, but really the endless comedic stylings of this latter day Odd Couple would be the real draw

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Gilganixon posted:

you're missing the leper's colony

but it's just a couple of six hour probations

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

mr. capps is a small child, rather than being attracted to them; the antimod

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Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

but it's just a couple of six hour probations

uh it is a moderator desperately trying to make contact with lowtax in absolutely the dumbest way possible, and lowtax getting sick of it and perma-ing him

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:23

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

followed by a public callout thread, that you are posting in right now

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:23

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

i still do not believe this is a particularly good meltdown

it's just idiocy

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:24

Molothecat: Jul 25, 2007; Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

I could mod gbs. I'm unemployed. Hell yeah.

Plus I'm a retard.

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Flagrama: Jun 19, 2010; Lipstick Apathy

When do I get my two hours of modding GBS? I'm sure it would end great.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:26

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

It's rather pointless to expect fair and balanced moderation while the shadow of Lord Wafflebeard looms over the continent of the forums in its entirety.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:28

Molothecat: Jul 25, 2007; Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

If I am modded, I'll shut down that squatstika thread that's become an indulgence of the very thing that it originally set out to mock.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:30

Molothecat: Jul 25, 2007; Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

DGSW will be my advisor. I'll heed his advice of feeding antifreeze to people until their organs shut down.

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:32

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

let's all take a bath

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:38

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

let's all take a bath

you realize you can reregister banned accounts, right

or did you buy the namechange when you reregged?

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:39

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

drat, Lowtax regged his account on my 19th birthday.
I dont know what that means, but it reeks of conspiracy.

Are you me from an alternate reality in which i tried the meth back then?

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:46

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

you realize you can reregister banned accounts, right

or did you buy the namechange when you reregged?

i made this during the stolen password debacle when i couldn't figure out how to get my primary back. i'm still holding out hope i get unbanned :shrug:

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:52

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

anyway, everybody get naked

# ? Nov 20, 2015 19:53

Mirage: Oct 27, 2000; All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

No, see, it's very simple, everybody gets three Posting Judges and becomes Posting Judge for three other posters, and whenever somebody complains about somebody's posts there's a Posting Peer Tribunal and anybody who gets two guilty votes gets probated and three votes is a ban

# ? Nov 20, 2015 20:08

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Mirage posted:

No, see, it's very simple, everybody gets three Posting Judges and becomes Posting Judge for three other posters, and whenever somebody complains about somebody's posts there's a Posting Peer Tribunal and anybody who gets two guilty votes gets probated and three votes is a ban

"Guilty"

"Guilty"

...

"Guilty"

# ? Nov 20, 2015 20:10

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

Lowtax go to the anonymous confession thread and ask Kane to mod GBS imo

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

maxhush posted:

Lowtax go to the anonymous confession thread and ask Kane to mod GBS imo

Kane sells insurance where I live and participated in an all you can eat chicken wing contest

A god among men

# ? Nov 21, 2015 01:05

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Lowtax posted:

1) Gas threads entitled "friend of the family" or some variation thereof.
2) If you probate people for posting images without text, maybe you should not post images without text, particularly in threads entitled "friend of the family" or some variation thereof.
3) Don't be a lovely rear end in a top hat

lol. good luck with that

# ? Nov 21, 2015 01:17

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Lowtax make me a mod. I'm gay and love to push around nerds who are docile IRL but get too big for their britches online.

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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

Please ban everyone asking to be mod

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Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

i just wanted to bbe a moderator...

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:16

Gyra_Solune: Apr 24, 2014; Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

what all do mods even do besides probate/ban people who are being dumb and bad, like for real i've no clue what all they do that i know nothing of

# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:50

arnbiguous: Feb 2, 2014; Gary’s Answer

they have dark mysterious conversations about hamburgers and doing the laundry in the forbidden forum

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Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Please ban everyone asking to be mod

for serious

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arnbiguous: Feb 2, 2014; Gary’s Answer

please ban everybody asking for other people to be banned, except me

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total body workout: Nov 17, 2012

I understand why lowtax is angry. It must be frustrating herding all these cats for fifteen years going on sixteen. If it helps any i think youre doing a great job big guy.

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Vulture: Aug 7, 2012

do mods like their job? there is power and everything but it just a forum on the intertnwet.

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opus111: Jul 6, 2014

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Please ban everyone asking to be mod

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Lufiron: Nov 24, 2005

yay work for free and more responsibility in my life sign me up

# ? Nov 21, 2015 23:54

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

please ban everybody

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Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Hey mods new rule please sticky my thread thanks.

# ? Nov 22, 2015 03:52

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

A misanthrope posted:

but do you know the real kurt russell? i want him to come mod and also be my new dad

I wish I did. I'd have him do Captain Ron all the time

# ? Nov 22, 2015 04:20

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

zimboe posted:

Yes he did, and I could see nothing unlawful about the post.
He just ~~doesn't~~ didn't like me.

Same for Ralp.

Intercourse 'em both, The humour-impaired sloats. I'm glad they're dead.

...
Jes' tryin' to generate some grins here folks.

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