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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Applewhite, who you gonna probate first?

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


www posted:

How many weeks we giving Applewhite?

Weeks?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
gbs has always been modded by applewhite

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

www posted:

How many weeks we giving Applewhite?

Vegas is still calculating the odds.

Smart money is on 11 days.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Vegas is still calculating the odds.

Smart money is on 11 days.

what is the over under?

Might parlay this with Butt Wizzard and the other one

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

VendaGoat posted:

Vegas is still calculating the odds.

Smart money is on 11 days.

what are the odds on week 1 jan 2016 because that's the hot tip going around

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Leaving the "friend of the family" thread floating around bothered me a lot so thanks Lowtax, you did a good thing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gilganixon posted:

what are the odds on week 1 jan 2016 because that's the hot tip going around

Once the geeks in accounting get back to me, I'll let you know.

Edit: I failed this joke so loving hard.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Dogmeat posted:


Was he a GBS mod or some subforum guy because I didn't think his posts were awful and he seemed to roll with things. He may have even had a valid complaint, I don't know. But this wasn't exactly the hill I would've chosen to die on.

Part of DogCrash's complaint was that Lowtax doesn't know how to communicate with people, which is hilarious to me, considering that ElSpider was using the Leper's Colony to try and communicate, instead of simply emailing him directly to ask questions as to why he was probated. Never mind that this was the second time in less than a week that Lowtax had to talk to ElSpider about issues with his moderation.

LadyAmbien fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Nov 19, 2015

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

LadyAmbien posted:

Part of DogCrash's complaint was that Lowtax doesn't know how to communicate with people, which is hilarious to me, considering that ElSpider was using the Leper's Colony to try and communicate, instead of simply emailing him directly to ask questions as to why he was probated. Never mind that this was the second time in less than a week that Lowtax had to talk to ElSpider about issues with his moderation.

It is kinda funny though

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LadyAmbien posted:

Part of DogCrash's complaint was that Lowtax doesn't know how to communicate with people, which is hilarious to me, considering that ElSpider was using the Leper's Colony to try and communicate, instead of simply emailing him directly to ask questions as to why he was probated. Never mind that this was the second time in less than a week that Lowtax had to talk to ElSpider about issues with his moderation.

:lol:

This next comment is not directed anyone in particular.


Seriously? How loving hard is it to mod a comedy forum?

This is comedy in itself.

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
spiders and dogs do not make good mods

i could have told you that you dinkus

Estranged On The Range
Oct 18, 2015
Hey Mr Applewhite. I like your power armor. Will it help you with your moderating abilities? I would imagine so

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Pretty surprised with where Dogcrash Truther decided to jump :suspense:

Applewhite please do not flip out and whatever WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MOD TO KEYBOARD GOOP

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Lord Binky posted:

Actually, me and him both love big tits and are thus allies

This means I'm safe. Yessssss.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
I'm pretty bad at communica

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

im putting a bounty out on applewhite for his many moderating crimes, pm me for details and bring me his head

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Lowtax posted:

I'm pretty bad at communica

Asclepius Hot Rod
Apr 5, 2009
Watch Applewhite start a loving war.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I bet this takes the wind out of Clemen/RonMexico et al's sails to get ambushed like this

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
applewhite as mod of gbs what will you do about the increased threat of sectarian violence from the radical denizens of the pastel forums?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
How am I going to poo poo talk applewhite now?! 😱

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lowtax has a real communication problem i have seen him trying to talk to gnarlyhotep using his butt but gnarly couldn't understand. i mean wtf

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Captain Yossarian posted:

How am I going to poo poo talk applewhite now?! 😱

politely

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
lol applewhite is a mod. congrats applewhite, the people that don't want jobs sometimes do them the best

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Hell Yeah posted:

lowtax has a real communication problem i have seen him trying to talk to gnarlyhotep using his butt but gnarly couldn't understand. i mean wtf

Sounds to me like gnarly has a comprehension problem.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

lowtax has a real communication problem i have seen him trying to talk to gnarlyhotep using his butt but gnarly couldn't understand. i mean wtf

he's just howling at siri and she's trying to parse it and it's all gone wrong



these weren't intentional it's all just a tragic misunderstanding

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
The actual funny part is that DCT self banned instead of trying to talk to lowtax, while saying that lowtax is the one bad at communication

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Modding gbs is honestly the worst punishment someone can get on SA aside from a perma

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

memy posted:

The actual funny part is that DCT self banned instead of trying to talk to lowtax, while saying that lowtax is the one bad at communication

i think there's other, funnier parts

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
applewhite, ban lowtax for giving u moderation without consent, this is Not Okay and must Not Be Accepted in Today's Culture

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
SA is fun to post on but it seems like every gbs mod just goes down in flames

Stay safe applewhite

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Wayne Gretzky still had the best demodding "meltdown"

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i think there's other, funnier parts

There are in fact many funny parts, none of which are mutually exclusive

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Forensic forums analysts are still piecing things together but we have found this:
"Hello, Lowtax? Upon reading the leper's colony, it appears that you probated me. Did I miss something here? "

e: and
"Ello again, just me El Spider, the GBS moderator. I appear to have committed a crime I did not know existed? Please forgive me for not followijg the detailed mandate I was given for modding the GBS forum. "

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
The biggest tragedy of all this is that dogcrash truther self banned :(

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Lowtax posted:

I'm pretty bad at communica

I think it's spelled communique.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

memy posted:

There are in fact many funny parts, none of which are mutually exclusive

well then why did you say there was just one

mods

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Sounds like somebody else with a comminucation porblem

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