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DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Take apart your car and then put it back toge... well...

# ? Nov 27, 2015 16:06

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:44

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Zorodius posted:

prepare excessively for manic episodes by locking yourself in tractor chains under a single bare lightbulb as if you're a mad scientist who took an experimental serum and is about to transform

that is the manic episode

He's more bi now than polar.

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Nov 27, 2015

# ? Nov 27, 2015 16:07

hooksocks: cat flag

lamotrigine + dirt weed

# ? Nov 28, 2015 10:44

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Build a head slapping machine that slaps the back of your head when you're sinking into idleness.

Then build a machine that explains to your therapist that it's not ~really~ self harm.

# ? Nov 28, 2015 15:02

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

DeepQantas posted:

Build a head slapping machine that slaps the back of your head when you're sinking into idleness.

Then build a machine that explains to your therapist that it's not ~really~ self harm.

tell me more

# ? Nov 29, 2015 00:01

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

DeepQantas posted:

Build a head slapping machine that slaps the back of your head when you're sinking into idleness.

Then build a machine that explains to your therapist that it's not ~really~ self harm.

Can I use the head slapping machine on my rear end? Versatility makes it much more marketable!

# ? Nov 29, 2015 02:43

Scaly Haylie

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Can I use the head slapping machine on my rear end? Versatility makes it much more marketable!

I mean, why not just buy an rear end slapping machine and put it on stilts?

# ? Nov 29, 2015 09:51

barfdog

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Can I use the head slapping machine on my rear end? Versatility makes it much more marketable!

Can it be used in the bedroom? Is there a market for that too?

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Nov 29, 2015 18:03

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barfdog posted:

Can it be used in the bedroom? Is there a market for that too?

Sure, I bet there are some couples who are sexually aroused by getting slapped in the head and rear end. That's what people in the business call an "off label treatment".

# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:58

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Lizard Wizard posted:

I mean, why not just buy an rear end slapping machine and put it on stilts?

That would present a safety hazard...

# ? Nov 30, 2015 18:59

barfdog

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Sure, I bet there are some couples who are sexually aroused by getting slapped in the head and rear end. That's what people in the business call an "off label treatment".

i know what i'm getting my girlfriend for christmas!

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:03

platonicbackrub

* eat one big thing and a bunch of small things

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:04

barfdog

drink one beer then several non-alcoholic beers

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:04

platonicbackrub

experience the simultaneous expansion and contraction of the universe

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:06

barfdog

create your own aurora borealis for your girlfriend by running around at the northern edge of your garden with a green/blue light, in the dark. she'll love it.

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:50

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

barfdog posted:

create your own aurora borealis for your girlfriend by running around at the northern edge of your garden with a green/blue light, in the dark. she'll love it.

now nothing my boyfriend does can measure up

# ? Dec 1, 2015 20:57

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barfdog posted:

i know what i'm getting my girlfriend for christmas!

she'll be thrilled! slapping in the head and rear end all christmas morning! naked! :henget:

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:07

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barfdog posted:

drink one beer then several non-alcoholic beers

i don't really drink tbh. only when im at a party or some poo poo. i pretend to be social.

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:08

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platonicbackrub posted:

* eat one big thing and a bunch of small things

i ate a boiled egg and then some vanilla greek yogurt with granola and blueberries for an afternoon snack. does that count

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:09

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barfdog posted:

create your own aurora borealis for your girlfriend by running around at the northern edge of your garden with a green/blue light, in the dark. she'll love it.

im afraid i can't run that fast to make that happen

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:09

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hooksocks posted:

lamotrigine + dirt weed

this but trileptal + mid

# ? Dec 1, 2015 23:10

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

whatever is under the drivers side seat + coors light

# ? Dec 2, 2015 19:31

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:44

platonicbackrub

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

i ate a boiled egg and then some vanilla greek yogurt with granola and blueberries for an afternoon snack. does that count

everything you do counts

# ? Dec 3, 2015 04:54

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