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Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob

Fan of Britches

Holy poo poo.

Can you link an obit when one's online?

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Bob Shabazz
Oct 21, 2008

At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

JoelJoel posted:

Paladine_PSOT passed away this morning. I'm sorry to give you such depressing news to ponder

He looked to be recovering, but his progress suddenly turned back

And now the family can't help but wonder

Should they open up his gifts or send them back?

was he run over by a reindeer

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 18, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Holy gently caress :ohdear:

Gonna donate some cash to MADD ASAP.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006


Holy poo poo.

This is awful :smith:

Is there anything we can do for his family?

MrCodeDude
Aug 31, 2005


JoelJoel posted:

Paladine_PSOT passed away this morning. I'm sorry to give you such depressing news to ponder

He looked to be recovering, but his progress suddenly turned back

And now the family can't help but wonder

Should they open up his gifts or send them back?

I have no idea what to make of this.

Was this a bit?

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob

Fan of Britches

I hope not because rhyming "back" with itself is too lazy

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






Real Name Grover posted:

I hope not because rhyming "back" with itself is too lazy

'ponder' and 'wonder' also don't rhyme.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

So, uh, what's going on here?

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!


Hand Knit posted:

So, uh, what's going on here?

SAS Secret Schrödinger

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority


Infidel Castro posted:

'ponder' and 'wonder' also don't rhyme.

Something takes a part of may
You and I were meant to bay
A cheap gently caress for me to lay
Something takes a part of may

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP


Shine posted:

Something takes a part of may
You and I were meant to bay
A cheap gently caress for me to lay
Something takes a part of may

I did it all for the nookie (yeah)
The nookie (yeah)
The nookie (yeah)
So you can take that cookie
And stick is up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your...

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority


Strawberry Panda posted:

I did it all for the nookie (yeah)
The nookie (yeah)
The nookie (yeah)
So you can take that cookie
And stick is up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.


RIP Paladine_PSoT and this thread

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Based on some information I've seen it doesn't look like Paladine is in fact dead and has been active in social media. RIP SS thread, someone else do it next year

Intruder fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jan 6, 2016

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 18, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Faking your own death to get out of running a Secret Santa is a ballsy move, I'll give them that.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



Intruder posted:

Based on some information I've seen it doesn't look like Paladine is in fact dead and has been active in social media. RIP SS thread, someone else do it next year
lmao

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:



this is the best sports story of 2015 that no one is talking about

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP


Intruder posted:

Based on some information I've seen it doesn't look like Paladine is in fact dead and has been active in social media. RIP SS thread, someone else do it next year

I kind of had a feeling but didn't try that hard to find out.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


e: nvm

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


Intruder posted:

Based on some information I've seen it doesn't look like Paladine is in fact dead and has been active in social media. RIP SS thread, someone else do it next year

lmfao holy poo poo

if thats all it takes i will fake my own death but continue to be active on social media to avoid getting flamed online when my lovely team loses from here on out

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!


Paladine_PSoT posted:

Got half out, if you don't have it yet, you're clearly not in the first half and will get it tonight.

So did anyone even get one? deciding you didn't want to run secret Santa is not even top five reasons to fake your own death

Actual top 5:
Running from mob
Running from police
Student loans
Insurance fraud
Dating Ben Affleck

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!



Half of us got secret santa pairings but it was all Paladine

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hitting the Submit Post button


Did anyone actually send any gifts out or was everyone waiting for all the addresses to be sent out first?

Mob
May 6, 2002

Me reading your posts



Accident Underwater posted:

So did anyone even get one? deciding you didn't want to run secret Santa is not even top five reasons to fake your own death

Actual top 5:
Running from mob
Running from police
Student loans
Insurance fraud
Dating Ben Affleck

Don't run I'll never catch you anyway

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


Mob posted:

Don't run I'll never catch you anyway

ha

bhsman
Feb 9, 2008

by exmarx


Intruder posted:

Did anyone actually send any gifts out or was everyone waiting for all the addresses to be sent out first?

I sent a donation to Washington MADD, no regrets, though I hope he is actually OK and nobody died. :(

EDIT: And nothing's arrived at my house, not yet anyways.

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



Harlock posted:

Half of us got secret santa pairings but it was all Paladine

See, I thought the con was that nobody got pairings and everyone was assuming they were just part of the second half and they were totally gonna get emails soon.

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