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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > [mafia] TOTINOS TOTINOS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

 HELLO I AM TOTINO THE PIZZA BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro



I WANT TO EAT PIZZA ROLLS. I WANT TO EAT 13 PIZZA ROLLS BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY PIZZA ROLLS. I NEED PIZZA ROLLS TO JOIN IN MY OVEN TO BE EATEN BY ME, THE TOTINO BOY

I WANT 13 PIZZA ROLLS BECAUSE 13 IS THE NUMBER OF CHESS BOYS ON A CHESS SQUARE



IF YOU ARE A PIZZA ROLL PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY WEBZONE BELOW TO BE IN THE PIZZA OVEN AND THEN GO INTO MY MOUTH

I AM TOTINO THE PIZZA BOY


PIZZA RULES

Standard mafia rules apply:
  • No posting after the hammer. (The "hammer" is the final vote required to execute a player. It marks the end of the day, so noone is allowed to post after it.)
  • No out of thread communication unless you are specifically told that you are permitted to. (All communication related to the game must happen in the thread, unless you have an ability to the contrary. E.g. the scumteam can communicate out of thread)
  • NO toxxing/betting/truth or dare. (These things all just mess up the game, and are out of bounds.)
  • Killings are majority, not plurality. (A majority of players is required to execute a player. If the day ends without this majority, nobody is executed.)
  • No posting mod PMs. (Posting communications from the moderator essentially confirms you as your claimed role. Don't do it.)
  • No editing posts. (Editing posts allows a player to undo something that incriminates a player. If you make a mistake, it must remain for all to see.)
  • No faking day actions. (Pretending to have a day action when you don't just confuses things.)
  • No lurking. (Activity is the lifeblood of games. People not posting just screws things up.)
  • No posting screenshots from any kind of chat doc. (The scum players have a google doc, and there are other roles which potentially use them. Please do not post any direct links/screenshots of them.)

:siren: DO NOT LURK. IF TOO MANY PEOPLE LURK THIS GAME WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT :siren:


I PUT SOME ROLLS IN MY MOUTH
  1. Asiina
  2. Birdstrike
  3. BottleKnight
  4. CapitalistPig
  5. CCKeane
  6. Ernie.
  7. imgay
  8. Jimson
  9. Kashuno
  10. m4v1s
  11. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  12. Opopanax
  13. SirSamVimes




derp fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Dec 2, 2015

# ? Nov 26, 2015 03:58
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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



 Confirming that I am Griffin McElroy.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:01
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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




 Here for the Za

# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:12
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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


 Totino's is official sponser of heroes of the storm

# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:35
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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044

# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:44
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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



 PMom is scum.

##vote PMom

# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:45
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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs

# ? Nov 26, 2015 04:51
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SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~




 I have never had a totino but I want to play mafia.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:03
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


 I am quite literally putting some rolls in my mouth.

CCKeane posted:

Confirming that I am Griffin McElroy.

lol that was a great ep

# ? Nov 26, 2015 05:50
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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

 I will join and also save a spot because I'm gonna make my friend join.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 16:38
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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

I will join and also save a spot because I'm gonna make my friend join.

NO.

Derp please give me all the spots so no one else can have any.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 17:51
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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



 I've never had a mafia bit I would like a pizza roll.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 18:20
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


 I put some rolls in my mouth.

# ? Nov 26, 2015 18:34
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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

 I def put some rolls in my mouth.

# ? Nov 27, 2015 18:16
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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

 did I not sign up for this already

# ? Nov 29, 2015 01:52
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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

did I not sign up for this already

YOU HAVE NOW!
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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

by Cyrano4747


Toilet Rascal

 I hate both Totino's Pizza Rolls™ and the very metaphorical concept of pizza rolls, can I still play?

# ? Nov 29, 2015 04:22
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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



 Pulling out~

# ? Nov 29, 2015 17:58
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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

 bye bye pmom hello medds

still need 2 more pizza rolls to complete my dinner

# ? Nov 29, 2015 18:41
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m4v1s
Jul 25, 2013


 Asiina's secret friend signing up to receive hot gooey rolls.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:26
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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



 I made pizzas at home last week and I ran out of flatbread to use as a base so I used English muffins instead.

8/10 would use again

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:28
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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

 Naan is excellent for pizza making.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:28
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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

Naan is excellent for pizza making.

As the resident pizza expert (I live in New York) I will have NAAN of this business.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:30
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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

 ##vote Keane

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:32
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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

 I do not tolerate puns.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:32
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

CCKeane posted:

As the resident pizza expert (I live in New York) I will have NAAN of this business.

Totino's, Totino's, How Did You Know??

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:33
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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

 Please make mavis and I unconfirmed masons tia.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:34
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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

I do not tolerate puns.

Sounds like you're WHACKtose intolerant.

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:35
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


 FEMININE PIZZA BAG

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:39
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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


 hope yall like punk music

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:50
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

imgay posted:

hope yall like punk music

you can keep all of your CORPORATE BS

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:50
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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BottleKnight posted:

you can keep all of your CORPORATE BS

im talking about the original hardcore punk scene thats what im all about

# ? Nov 30, 2015 00:53
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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


 Roll me up in oven pizza man

# ? Dec 1, 2015 18:11
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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


 A meel is not compleet with out 13 pizza roll very triggering

# ? Dec 1, 2015 19:58
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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Jimson posted:

A meel is not compleet with out 13 pizza roll very triggering

glad you decided to stop shitposting in GBS and join the shitposting here instead

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



 alright i'm in!

# ? Dec 2, 2015 12:08
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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

 LET'S ROLL

# ? Dec 2, 2015 15:10
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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


 I place Ernie. Into my mouth for safekeeping from the harms of pizza.

# ? Dec 2, 2015 15:15
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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



 Got my role (roll) pm, I am Griffin McElroy and I am a jailer, I can jail people during the night with a goof.

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

 ##vote keane

Nice try scumbo

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