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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

HELLO I AM TOTINO THE PIZZA BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro



I WANT TO EAT PIZZA ROLLS. I WANT TO EAT 13 PIZZA ROLLS BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY PIZZA ROLLS. I NEED PIZZA ROLLS TO JOIN IN MY OVEN TO BE EATEN BY ME, THE TOTINO BOY

I WANT 13 PIZZA ROLLS BECAUSE 13 IS THE NUMBER OF CHESS BOYS ON A CHESS SQUARE




IF YOU ARE A PIZZA ROLL PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY WEBZONE BELOW TO BE IN THE PIZZA OVEN AND THEN GO INTO MY MOUTH

I AM TOTINO THE PIZZA BOY


PIZZA RULES

Standard mafia rules apply:
  • No posting after the hammer. (The "hammer" is the final vote required to execute a player. It marks the end of the day, so noone is allowed to post after it.)
  • No out of thread communication unless you are specifically told that you are permitted to. (All communication related to the game must happen in the thread, unless you have an ability to the contrary. E.g. the scumteam can communicate out of thread)
  • NO toxxing/betting/truth or dare. (These things all just mess up the game, and are out of bounds.)
  • Killings are majority, not plurality. (A majority of players is required to execute a player. If the day ends without this majority, nobody is executed.)
  • No posting mod PMs. (Posting communications from the moderator essentially confirms you as your claimed role. Don't do it.)
  • No editing posts. (Editing posts allows a player to undo something that incriminates a player. If you make a mistake, it must remain for all to see.)
  • No faking day actions. (Pretending to have a day action when you don't just confuses things.)
  • No lurking. (Activity is the lifeblood of games. People not posting just screws things up.)
  • No posting screenshots from any kind of chat doc. (The scum players have a google doc, and there are other roles which potentially use them. Please do not post any direct links/screenshots of them.)

:siren: DO NOT LURK. IF TOO MANY PEOPLE LURK THIS GAME WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT :siren:


I PUT SOME ROLLS IN MY MOUTH
  1. Asiina
  2. Birdstrike
  3. BottleKnight
  4. CapitalistPig
  5. CCKeane
  6. Ernie.
  7. imgay
  8. Jimson
  9. Kashuno
  10. m4v1s
  11. MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
  12. Opopanax
  13. SirSamVimes




derp fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Dec 2, 2015

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXerF6crDRs

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Kashuno posted:

did I not sign up for this already

YOU HAVE NOW!

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

bye bye pmom hello medds

still need 2 more pizza rolls to complete my dinner

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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alright pizza boys' get ready for the game of the century! i will mail the roles soon.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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okay everyone should now have their pizza role

leave a comment on my webzone if you still need a pizza role

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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hello i have added some basic mafia rules to the OP for anyone who hasnt played much or ever

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGH5oZPWwqQ

OFFICIAL MOD REQUIREMENT VIDEO MUST BE wATCHED OR MODKILL

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy


:captainpop: :chanpop:


i already have requests to replace into this awesome game of the century that you are lucky to be in!! dont tempt me!!!

:cmon: :justpost:

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

get ready to kill somone!! kill them for my pleasure for i am totino boy! i will eat you rolls!

Votecount for Day 1

Ernie. (3): Kashuno, imgay, Jimson
BottleKnight (3): Asiina, Kashuno, CapitalistPig, Kashuno, Birdstrike, Kashuno, Kashuno, Jimson, Jimson
Opopanax (2): CCKeane, Kashuno, CapitalistPig, Jimson, Jimson, Kashuno, Kashuno, Jimson, m4v1s, Kashuno, Jimson, CapitalistPig, Jimson, Jimson
Asiina (2): Ernie., Kashuno, BottleKnight, Kashuno
SirSamVimes (1): imgay, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, imgay
CCKeane (1): Asiina, Kashuno, Kashuno, Opopanax, Ernie., Asiina, Ernie.
imgay (0): MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, imgay, Kashuno, Kashuno, imgay, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS
Birdstrike (0): imgay, imgay
Jimson (0): imgay, imgay
Kashuno (0): imgay, Jimson, Jimson, imgay, BottleKnight, Jimson, Jimson, Jimson, Jimson, BottleKnight

Not Voting (1): SirSamVimes

With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to kill. The current deadline is December 05th, 2015 at 8 p.m. PST -- that's in about 4 hours, 29 minutes.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Is it so hard? is it so hard to play mafia? what has this world come to where a group of people cant even come together and decide on someone to kill? isn't killing fun? dont you want to kill?

Well i do. and blood will flow tomorrow.

if you dont entertain me, i will kill you I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR FLESH YOU GOD DAMNED PIZZA ROLLS

POST OR DIE





the day has ended with no one dying

it is now night.

send me your actions.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

the morning happens and even though you were so lazy that you couldnt kill anyone, the night has done your job for you

SOME ONE DIED! ! !

on the kitchen floor, covered in dust bunnies and ttwist ties, never to be eaten by anyone nor to scorch any mouth roofs is


CAPITAL PIG




he was a pizza roll! but now he is dead!!

CAPITALIST PIG, TOTINOS ALIGNED PIZZA ROLL WAS KILLED IN THE NIGHT

welcome to day two!!




:siren:A NEW RULE IS IN PLACE

STARTING FROM NOW THE PLAYER WHO MAKES THE MOST POSTS IN A GAME DAY WILL BE BULLET PROOF FOR THE NIGHT



below are the starting counts:




POST MORE. KILL EACH OTHER BETTER.

GAME DAY START

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Votecount for Day 2



Not Voting (12): Asiina, Birdstrike, BottleKnight, CCKeane, Ernie., imgay, Jimson, Kashuno, m4v1s, MEDS CURE SCHIZOS, Opopanax, SirSamVimes

With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 08th, 2015 at 9 p.m. PST -- that's in about 1 day, 23 hours.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

EXACT REPLACES MEDS

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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assina your friend is next if you cant get them to post!

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Votecount for Day 2

Opopanax (1): Ernie.
BottleKnight (1): Asiina
Asiina (1): BottleKnight

Not Voting (9): Birdstrike, CCKeane, EXAKT Science, imgay, Jimson, Kashuno, m4v1s, Opopanax, SirSamVimes

With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 08th, 2015 at 9 p.m. PST -- that's in about 1 day, 22 hours.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

IX REPLACES M4V1S


PIZZA ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLINGSTAAAAAAAAAAARRTTTT

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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dont fake day actions please

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Ixtlilton posted:

derp it looks like your dude is saying "oh wow man" confirm/deny?

"microwave"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro

1:30

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

kids these days dont understand that dnd isnt about 'leveling up' but about telling a story with your friends. if you want to play for an hour and level up five times and get a cool armor then just play wow.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

i'll show you something cool

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

the oven is hot, the pizza totino boys circle it with hungry drooling mouths. PIZZA ROLLLLLLLLING STA-

wait i... i dont want to be a pizza roll" says ernie "i want to be a real boy! a man! a man who doesnt play mafia and loves and lives and has a family!"

NO YOU ARE A PIZZA ROLL IT IS TOO LATE THERE IS NO ESCAPE YOU MUST STAY HERE WITH US FOREVER AND POST AND POST AND POST ABOUT NOTHING! NOTHIGN! FOREVER!

'you cant make me! id rather die!"

THEN YOU SHALLLLL!!!

STOMP
STOMP
STOMP




ERNIE, TOTINOS ALIGNED PIZZA ROLL IS MODKILLED



THE DAY CONTINUES!

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Votecount for Day 2

BottleKnight (4): Asiina, Asiina, Asiina, Jimson, imgay, imgay, Kashuno, Kashuno, Birdstrike, Kashuno
SirSamVimes (1): BottleKnight
Jimson (1): Kashuno, CCKeane, Kashuno
Opopanax (1): SirSamVimes
Kashuno (1): imgay
EXAKT Science (0): Kashuno, Kashuno
Ixtlilton (0): Asiina, Asiina
Asiina (0): BottleKnight, imgay, BottleKnight, imgay

Not Voting (3): EXAKT Science, Ixtlilton, Opopanax

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 08th, 2015 at 9 p.m. PST -- that's in about 7 hours, 14 minutes.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

we just GOT to find the badguys!!

how bout that non conformist guy in the back not talking? he's got a suspicious looking tattoo... hmm





wait.. says someone, that tattoo is kinda cool..

but its too late!! everyone is upon opop evan as he tries to escape with punk mosh, and punk bass riffs. but it is too much and he is overwhelmed with scorching cheese





OPOP, TOTINOS ALIGNED PIZZA BOY WHO IS ALSO A MILLER, WAS KILLED ! ! !

YOU KILLED SOMEONE!

GREAT JOB!



it is now night actions pls.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy




Votecount for Day 2

Opopanax (6): SirSamVimes, Kashuno, imgay, Ixtlilton, Asiina, CCKeane
SirSamVimes (2): BottleKnight, BottleKnight, EXAKT Science, BottleKnight
BottleKnight (2): Asiina, Asiina, Asiina, Jimson, imgay, imgay, Kashuno, Kashuno, Birdstrike, Kashuno, Kashuno, Asiina
EXAKT Science (0): Kashuno, Kashuno, BottleKnight, BottleKnight
Ixtlilton (0): Asiina, Asiina
Jimson (0): Kashuno, CCKeane, Kashuno, CCKeane
Asiina (0): BottleKnight, imgay, BottleKnight, imgay, EXAKT Science, BottleKnight, BottleKnight, EXAKT Science
Kashuno (0): imgay, imgay

Not Voting (1): Opopanax

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 08th, 2015 at 9 p.m. PST -- that's in about 1 hour, 1 minute.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

I FORGOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT!

Assina and bk tied for most points of the day with 69! (hehe)

but there cant be a tie so I roll a die and ....


ASSINA IS BP FOR TONIGHT


okay actions please again thanks bye

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

the day dawns, and another pile of gooey cheese and peperoni is wasted on the floor never to be aeten, WOE IS US THE PIZZA FOLK! ! !



KASHONO, TOTINOS ALIGnED PIZZA ROlL IS KILLED!


the bonus bp is in effect again today! do your best!





it is now day!

derp fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Dec 9, 2015

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy




Votecount for Day 3



Not Voting (9): Asiina, Birdstrike, BottleKnight, CCKeane, EXAKT Science, imgay, Ixtlilton, Jimson, SirSamVimes

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 11th, 2015 at 8 p.m. PST -- that's in about 2 days, 9 hours.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

I MADE SOME PIZZA ROLLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETOHJryPJfk

WATCH THIS VIDEO OF ME EATING A PIZZA ROLL

MAYBE THIS WILL INSPIRE YOU TO MAKE SOM GOD DAMNED POSTS

IF I CAN MAKE A PIZZA ROLL YOU CAN MAKE A POST

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

Was that another no lynch Jesus you guys are lame. Guess what thunder cracks the sky and a gun falls to the ground. The first person to post a video of themselves eating a pizza roll gets to shoot someone. The night is postponed until I am appeased

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

BottleKnight posted:

goddammit derp, i am not going to the loving store for this game

i can't do it

Yeah sure would have been a lit easier to post but we're past that now

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

I AM MOD AND I DEMAND DEATH

I WILL NOY LET THE DAY PASS WITHOUT BLOOD

APPEASE ME

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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:effortless:

I AM PLEASED

SHOOT SOMEONE JIMSON, THEN THE NIGHT WILL BEGIN

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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The pizza roll is eaten frozen and cunchy, not as god intended, but it is eaten the same.

LET THE CHEESE GUIDE YOUR HAND MY SON AS YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THE EVIL AMONG US!

jimson thinks carefully 'i... i...' his hand moves back and forth over the tense crowd. 'i choos you! birdstrike!"

the bullet flies! it pierces the crust and splashes the cheese! and who falls dead to the ground?? ? ? ?


it's!!!!!

boromir??




BIRDSTRIKE, OUTSIDER ALIGNED NINJA HAS BEEN KILLED!


quote:

you are... boromir?
why are you here? how on earth did you become a pizza meme? what? you dont know. no one knows. but you are here and you’re going to eat pizza rolls that dont belong to you. you have spent your life wielding a sword, and also hanging out with hobbits. hobbits know more about pizza rolls than any other species, baby hobbits are fed almost exclusively on pizza roll puree, and every type and size and flavor of pizza roll has been catalogued and rated and photographed in the hobbits various food pamphlets. it is due to this knowledge that you have unparalleled skill at killing pizza rolls. no one will ever see you coming.

you are boromir. you are a ninja. (cant be seen by watchers or trackers)


IT IS NOW NIGHT! ACTIONS PLS!

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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oh yeah i forgot to mention

WITH A STAGGERING 27 POSTS JIMSON IS BP FOR THE NIGHT!

flip coming in a while

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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a new day dawns and a fresh, delicous corpse is dead on the ground.

wait, this corpse is not delicious! it is the corpse of a boy, not a roll! boys are meant to eat not be eaten! ahhh!! how awful!!!



CCKEANE, TOTINOS ALIGNED PIZZA BOY AND ALSO A MILLER, HAS BEEN KILLED IN THE NIGHT!


it is now day. proceed.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy



Votecount for Day 4



Not Voting (7): Asiina, BottleKnight, EXAKT Science, imgay, Ixtlilton, Jimson, SirSamVimes

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to lynch. The current deadline is December 15th, 2015 at 5:08 p.m. PST -- that's in about 2 days, 7 hours.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



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derp
Jan 21, 2010

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the signs have spoken! the rolls have aligned! who can debate their veracity? no one! not even he who they point the finger at!


MONSTER VOTE COMBO





IXTILTON, TOTINOS ALIGNED TOTINO BOY WHO IS ALSO A MILLER, WAS KILLED!




it is night! actions!

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