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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

rear end cobra posted:

I dont think stupid teenage girls deserve to die or even being raped by some bearded belgian COD enthuisiast

We really need to stop making these ISIS romcoms that romanticize hunky terrorist men and maybe girls will stop meeting them on the internet

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FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Motherfucker posted:

Wait are you saying I could gently caress hot chicks if I joined ISIS?




*the cycle continues*

72 of them after you die

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

im super sorry that some person who JOINED ISIS got killed

IM MEGA SAD ABOUT THIS LOL

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

72 of them after you die

It's you. You are the virgin

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Alan Smithee posted:

It's you. You are the virgin

nope

I bet the girls parents... if they had a redo... would go ahead and sign the release form for her to get that One Direction tattoo she wanted.

Indy
Mar 30, 2005

Hey guys, what's up?
Good news everyone!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

This was a woman who knew about mass murder and was all for it :shrug:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
this is sad

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Even loving ISIS can get girlfriends and here we are just posting on SA

Fml

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I feel bad for these dumb white teenage girls

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

remigious posted:

I followed a link from the Colorado Springs shooting page and read the same article. Now I am depressed. I cannot even begin to fathom how running away to join isis appeals to young women.

but at least shinji got reamed lol

that av

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Gaunab posted:

this is sad

An isis member was killed, this is good actually

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Professor Shark posted:

I feel bad for these dumb white teenage girls

She was allright looking

This gives me ideas about other young dumb girls, hmm

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

The Taint Reaper posted:

Boy, this Clueless reboot is worse than the Ghostbusters one.

taint reaped yet again

i wish to subscribe to your newsletter

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

~slide whistle~

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Don Tacorleone posted:

Even loving ISIS can get girlfriends and here we are just posting on SA

Fml

maybe join isis????????????

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Zzulu posted:

And here's a cool gif I found while I googled Ice Burn



p rad

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
most girls will do sex acts that make them cry/bleed for a plane ticket, doesn't matter where it's too or how much it costs - lol

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Yes but were they TROOPS

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Profondo Rosso posted:

maybe join isis????????????

just buy their t-shirt and tell women you're a recruiter

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





btw if you join ISIS, the only soda you'll get is Pepsi. Not a joke.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Zzulu posted:

im super sorry that some person who JOINED ISIS got killed

IM MEGA SAD ABOUT THIS LOL

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Don Tacorleone posted:

She was allright looking

This gives me ideas about other young dumb girls, hmm

SA user Don Tacorleone just casually posting about 15 year old girls here, MODS

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002
This reminds me of something I saw about a guy who got caught scamming ISIS. He'd pose as a young girl looking to get into the jihad business, get a recruiter to wire a few thousand dollars for travel expenses, then break contact and repeat under a new alias. Which had me wondering two things:

-Could one reliably avoid detection by communicating from behind TOR and asking for Bitcoins?

-If one were caught pulling this stunt in the US, would any jury convict you? I imagine in most circles, you'd be hailed as a hero.

remigious posted:

I followed a link from the Colorado Springs shooting page and read the same article. Now I am depressed. I cannot even begin to fathom how running away to join isis appeals to young women.

Really now, how do they reconcile the reports of all the horrible things ISIS has done (which would include practicing the perversion of Islam which all but literally counts women as property)? Do they just handwave it away as a load of Western propaganda? Are they simply that desperate to belong to something that they can't make even a token attempt at understanding what they're getting into?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Cockmaster posted:


Really now, how do they reconcile the reports of all the horrible things ISIS has done (which would include practicing the perversion of Islam which all but literally counts women as property)? Do they just handwave it away as a load of Western propaganda? Are they simply that desperate to belong to something that they can't make even a token attempt at understanding what they're getting into?

Teenage girls are stupid.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Full Metal Jackass posted:

Teenage girls are stupid.

girls just wanna have fun

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

mike12345 posted:

btw if you join ISIS, the only soda you'll get is Pepsi. Not a joke.

is it the kind with real sugar at least

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
it is the kind with the sweet blood of slaughtered infidels who have died in the holy war and whose bodies will create the foundation of the new caliphate that will last a thousand thousand years

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I hope Mom and Dad learned from all of this

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm sorry that some more people died.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Honestly kinda shocked that things didn't work out for the women who joined the rape and murder cult.

RIP

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Honestly kinda shocked that things didn't work out for the women who joined the rape and murder cult.

RIP

This isn't the Carly Fiorina thread

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Motherfucker posted:

Wait are you saying I could gently caress hot chicks if I joined ISIS?




*the cycle continues*

Hot WHITE chicks bro. ISIS gots them by the truck loads. Like black fraternities but not as fat.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Jared and ISIS share something in common I guess...




















The love of eating fresh.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Professor Shark posted:

I hope Mom and Dad learned from all of this

lol

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Not so nicesis strikes again

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Robo Reagan posted:

how about we talk about the slav girls who ripped off an isis recruiter for hundreds of dollars

ISIS, this happened to me at the strip club this weekend, too. perhaps we're not so different, you and i.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




It's probably for the best anyway. At least they got her before she could pass on her retard genes to a future generation.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
nice savvy PR manuever daaesh

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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Zzulu posted:

An isis member was killed, this is good actually

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