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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:So you ordered a hot fresh pizza pie with all the toppings and you see the moment of truth when the pizza delivery guy pulls up in front of your house and then you realize his car is much nicer than yours. Like the delivery guy is doing better with his life than you are. what kind of pizza did you order
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Edgar posted:You have to tip him. If you don't, they write your name on a list and your good quality and service goes down the toilet for eternity. capitalism
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Nov 30, 2015 06:34
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He's got one more expense than me with his probably barely-affordable car note vs. my 8 year old but paid-for car, so I will subsidize his poor life choice with a tip.
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Nov 30, 2015 06:36
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texaholic posted:Delivered pizza in college the boss hired a guy his parents were loaded and he delivered pizza in a BMW. The rich kid had a great hook up for weed and coke so he was cool. This is basically my experience delivering pizza but with more opiates. e: 6 years ago
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Nov 30, 2015 06:37
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A job AND a car?
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fakiebeanplant posted:A job AND a car? Dudes on top
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Nov 30, 2015 06:40
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If you're leasing / financing a car, you can't afford that car. I'd just assume he was retarded and tip like I usually do. 
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Nov 30, 2015 21:05
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"Some people spend their money on strange things." *pays for pizza and goes back to Steam library of 800 games to only play Fallout 4*
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Nov 30, 2015 21:12
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The Grey posted:Hmm... Do people tip a pizza guy at the same rate they would tip a waiter in a restaurant? I always thought the pizza delivery dude should get tipped less. What's the logic here? I figure that the pizza guy has to get in his car and drive to you, which costs him money in gas and maintenance. The waiter just has to cross the room, which costs him nothing (assuming he doesn't have any medical problems that would be aggravated by walking a lot). If anything, the pizza guy should get a bigger tip than the waiter.
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Lilbeefer posted:I also voted all and therefore managed to make no difference to the poll percentage-wise You are terrible at math.
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Dec 2, 2015 10:17
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I drive delivery. One of my coworkers drives a 2005 beemer, pretty slick ride. I drove a 95 pickup for years and now I drive a 98 buick grandpa car. I am also in school. He is not and also slings dope on the side/on the clock. He's a pretty cool guy and while I wish I had a better/more reliable/more economical ride, I will be done with trade school in a few months and be on my way to Real Job-town and can afford something that will last me a long while. Welp that's my story, tip your driver, cya
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Dec 2, 2015 15:45
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I pay for my pizza because literally nothing is cooler than a Miata nice try though
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Dec 2, 2015 15:46
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Red Minjo posted:"Some people spend their money on strange things." uh excuse me I think you mean Skyrim
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Dec 2, 2015 20:45
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give him the tip that I will steal his loving car later that week
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Dec 2, 2015 20:47
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What color is the car
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Alan Smithee posted:ive heard tell of dudes in mazeratis pulling up to the spot to pick up uber fares Maybe the people in Maseratis are just doing it because they're rich and bored. Ugh, I bet they're the kinds of drivers who try to make conversation with you, no thank you
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Dec 2, 2015 21:08
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ThaGrandCow posted:That oil change is also $130+ since it uses full synthetic and lets be real here, you're not going to change the oil yourself. Enjoy getting raped at your local lube shop because of the 300% price increase for full synthetic (if you bought it yourself, you could have done it yourself for about $40) Don't be a American and change your oil every 3000 miles or whatever. Once every 20-30k miles is plenty. If $130 every 25k miles is a hardship you have other problems.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:11
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20-30k!? How about 10k. I feel like you can only justify 30,000 oil changes if you only drive highway miles or something (and like full to empty tanks of gas per) *muttering* 20-30k...
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Dec 2, 2015 21:14
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Man, gently caress. I've got a lovely-rear end car, but plenty of money.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:16
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I still have the car I bought straight out of college, so it wouldn't be hard.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:18
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:20-30k!? 30/35K km (~20k miles) is factory recommended oil change interval on a lot of new cars. I wouldn't feel bad about going 30k miles between oil changes at all and i never have them done before 20k.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:18
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That pizza dude must have a small dick and a ugly girlfriend lol.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:19
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True pizza story: When I worked at Dominos, owner-franchisee drove a pretty sweet Lexus SUV. A couple of times when I was having car problems, and we were too busy for the number of drivers that were there at the time, he'd send me to make deliveries in his Lexus. Usually I'd try to park around the corner so I'd still get a tip, but sometimes I'd have to pull up in a driveway with this luxury SUV, just kind of try to ignore the  that the customer was pulling.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:19
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I would ask the pizza delivery guy how often he changes his oil. His answer will determine the tip.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:45
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when I delivered pizzas (i was a manager but delivering when necessary is the best part of that job) I was driving an Audi. It was my sister's old one so it wasn't like it was expensive but you know it was a nice car. I tried to park up the block just a bit. I was still a broke rear end student
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Dec 2, 2015 21:49
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I would assume he's a drug dealer and also stealing as much money as he can from the pizza joint, like every delivery guy I worked with when I was a student.
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Dec 2, 2015 21:53
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Sounds like he will probably make better use of the money. Pizza guy prob doesn't order lovely greasy cheese pie and pay to have it brought to him
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Dec 2, 2015 22:21
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Professor Shark posted:I would assume he's a drug dealer and also stealing as much money as he can from the pizza joint, like every delivery guy I worked with when I was a student. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
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Dec 2, 2015 22:35
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Just don't gently caress up my register
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Dec 2, 2015 22:55
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Seriously, when I made pizzas and had to cover cashiers when they went on their smoke breaks I would actually yell at delivery guys to step the gently caress away from the cash when they tried to sneak up while my back was turned gently caress delivery guys who are over 18
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Dec 2, 2015 22:58
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I dont have a car or order pizza CHECKMATE
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Dec 2, 2015 23:18
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Mr. Unlucky posted:I dont have a car or order pizza CHECKMATE Wow sorry for your lovely life choices there.
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Dec 2, 2015 23:56
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I'd be all 'it sucks that some guy has to work a second job just to afford his car payments'. But inside I'd be sort of jealous and wish I was dumb enough to lease a car.
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Dec 3, 2015 00:01
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If you are driving your leased car in order to pay for it you are double dumb
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Dec 3, 2015 00:11
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Zero dollars & zero cents.
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Dec 3, 2015 00:24
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rob him and trash the car
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Jan 19, 2016 10:06
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My pizza was delivered by an uber guy last friday. So yeah times are changing. I always give a 5 for a box of pizza. Uber is delivering food now.
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Jan 19, 2016 11:13
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You've got the top 400 Americans eating more of the pizza than the bottom 150 million Americans. Most folks do not think that is right.
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Jan 19, 2016 11:38
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:You've got the top 400 Americans eating more of the pizza than the bottom 150 million Americans. Most folks do not think that is right. I don't think this is backed by reality my friend.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I don't think this is backed by reality my friend. Let us wage a moral and political war against the billionaires and corporate pizzeriae, Big Pizza and elsewhere, whose policies and greed are destroying the pizza of America.
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