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precision

by VideoGames
- pay more attention to friends
- no more microwwavves
-0 15 songs, 15 shows
- give generously
- hope
0 - chin up

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smoobles

-watching netflix

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Robot Made of Meat

Items 1, 4, and 5 are nice, and I have no idea what 3 or 6 mean, but what the hell is this about no microwaves, you blasphemer?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

fuck. marry. t-rex

I don't own a Microwave :whip::newhipster::cool:

posting smiling
talk slowly so you have extra time to think

posting smiling
get a haircut that makes people think you're in a band.

fuck. marry. t-rex

Read counter culture zines at the anarchist bookstore

Robot Made of Meat

- Eat more fiber.
- Don't carry stuff in your pockets.
- Floss.
- Never let them know the real you.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Matoi Ryuko


- nothing yet

littleorv

-Buying Just Cause 3

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precision

by VideoGames

posting smiling posted:

get a haircut that makes people think you're in a band.

:eyepop:

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bird.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

- Eat more fiber.
- Don't carry stuff in your pockets.
- Floss.
- Never let them know the real you.

-Look over your shoulder frequently.
-Hide a cellphone in the sole of your shoe.
-Constantly buy others doughnuts so they think you're one of them.
-And as always, Kill Hitler.

FutonForensic

1 accept that you're a good and normal human being
2 say into a mirror "there's nothing wrong with me"
3 nothing wrong with me
4 nothing wrong with me


barfdog



- lock your car twice to ensure it's reallly locked, and encourage others to do the same. car crime is rife these days!


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

precision

by VideoGames

barfdog posted:

- lock your car twice to ensure it's reallly locked, and encourage others to do the same. car crime is rife these days!

every time i get out of my car i push the lock button at least 3 times because i'm crazy

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Robot Made of Meat

barfdog posted:

- lock your car twice to ensure it's reallly locked, and encourage others to do the same. car crime is rife these days!

I don't lock my car because I live someplace with no crime.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
when a problem comes along, you must whip it

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Mapparu

taking a walk

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Need a penny take a penny? Need a car take a car

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free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
-breathe often
-fire bad
-food? yes
-renew subscription to 'new yorker'

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

BrownianMotion posted:

-And as always, Kill Hitler.

Zorodius

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
buy all your Steam games a year after they come out. They're the same games but now they cost 1/10th as much

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
speech to text software that recognizes when you have food in your mouth

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
start typing from the beginning of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

post the results

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Qwerinty posted:

start typing from the beginning of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE

post the results

post script: you have to do it in a montage fashion. it's not just typing. you gotta get up, walk around, make poses, sing it, repeat ideas out loud to yourself, etc

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Qwerinty posted:

speech to text software that recognizes when you have food in your mouth
- Siri, weather in California
- Calling mom
- No Siri, don't call mom!
- Do you have food in your mouth?

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


-recycle whenever possible
-walk a lot
-wear comfortable shoes
-buy in bulk
-feel the Bern

Admiral_eX_laX

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Pregame my walmart and petsmart run with weed

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Pregame my walmart and petsmart run with weed

I do this before I go volunteering so I spend a lot of time petting cats while high, it's great

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate

meteloides posted:

I do this before I go volunteering so I spend a lot of time petting cats while high, it's great

Very nice

precision

by VideoGames

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Pregame my walmart and petsmart run with weed

the thought of shopping at wal-mart sober terrifies me

i did it once. never again...

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Robot Made of Meat

precision posted:

the thought of shopping at wal-mart sober terrifies me

i did it once. never again...


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

barfdog



Robot Made of Meat posted:

I don't lock my car because I live someplace with no crime.

oh.


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

FutonForensic posted:

1 accept that you're a good and normal human being
2 say into a mirror "there's nothing wrong with me"
3 nothing wrong with me
4 nothing wrong with me



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

fuck. marry. t-rex

meteloides posted:

I do this before I go volunteering so I spend a lot of time petting cats while high, it's great

Hell yeah

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I don't lock my car because I live someplace with no crime.

good idea: become a criminal kingpin of your town, turn it into prohibition era gangland chicago

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Scaly Haylie

precision posted:

- pay more attention to friends
- no more microwwavves
-0 15 songs, 15 shows
- give generously
- hope
0 - chin up

i'm in favor of 0 chin-ups

Robot Made of Meat

- Lather.
- Rinse.
- Repeat, if desired.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
It's a good idea to invite friends over to hang out, such as for board games. Maybe make some snacks or an exciting drink beforehand.


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
Making homemade chicken alfredo pasta. Washing it down with a spicey beer.

These are both really good ideas guys! :sax:

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