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a bag of dicks
Oct 20, 2015
discuss

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Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
Cool purse.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
She's hot. I want to lick her cellulite

a bag of dicks
Oct 20, 2015
She dressed up for her free burrito at chipotle on halloween

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bag of dicks posted:

She dressed up for her free burrito at chipotle on halloween

:golfclap:

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


america can keep her she's about their weight

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Robin Williams faked his own death and came back with a wig and a fat suit and a really silly nom de guerre

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

a bag of dicks posted:

She dressed up for her free burrito at chipotle on halloween

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

no, as i understand Owen Wilson is not dead

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

dick prod

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
that would be an andy kaufmanesque reveal at an awards show

a bag of dicks
Oct 20, 2015

Flavahbeast posted:

Robin Williams faked his own death and came back with a wig and a fat suit and a really silly nom de guerre

lol

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo


she inhabits the bodies of Andy Milonakis and also some other fat person idk

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It's actually the dad from Problem Child.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

I'm glad that it's common knowledge that you wrap the pork in tinfoil before you slow cook it.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
altho owen wilson is not yet dead i assume so op

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

The Taint Reaper posted:

I'm glad that it's common knowledge that you wrap the pork in tinfoil before you slow cook it.

what do you think is in the hard candy clutch?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
she looks like a John Candy character if John Candy had done drag

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

huskarl_marx posted:

what do you think is in the hard candy clutch?

Butter

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

she looks like a John Candy character if John Candy had done drag

My name is Uncle Buck, and I'm here to gently caress

and polish off the last turkey drumstick and jar of kosher dill spears in the fridge

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
That girls fat

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

she looks like a John Candy character if John Candy had done drag

I mean who's to say he didn't? :bigtran:

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

huskarl_marx posted:

what do you think is in the hard candy clutch?

Jumbo tampons and hoho wrappers

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

holy poo poo that cant be her real face. there is something seriously wrong with it.

fake edit: like for real, theres some uncanny valley poo poo going on right now

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
did you edit gary busey's face on it?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

DiggityDoink posted:

holy poo poo that cant be her real face. there is something seriously wrong with it

Yes, I've never in my life seen a face that looked like that. :rolleyes:

Except like every overweight redneck woman ever who thinks because she gets her hair and nails done, she's suddenly pretty.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

DiggityDoink posted:

holy poo poo that cant be her real face. there is something seriously wrong with it.

she's Australian

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Oh hey another Toula thread.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Stop exaggerating. She's can't be more than 1.25 Adeles.

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
lol where do i start

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
If I was really fat I too would carry around a gigantic piece of candy because letting your blood sugar get too low is really unpleasant.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014



i don't like this. that woman is real ugly

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

:gas:

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
She's not rebelling, she's revolting.

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard
Possibly :nws:

http://i.imgur.com/ppcvKUK.jpg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope she gets facefucked

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/E7sfsOz.jpg

Woof

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

What is up with the blackened skin around her groin is that like a gigantic bruise or something :confused:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Flesh Forge posted:

What is up with the blackened skin around her groin is that like a gigantic bruise or something :confused:

It's a comedy sized merkin

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Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

First time I saw her in some movie trailer for a lovely musical I thought she was Katy Perry in a really badly done fat suit/silicone make up set.

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