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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I don't like the title of this thread

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 03:15

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 11:28

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

This is not the thread title that we need but the thread title we deserve

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 06:12

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

George Zimmer posted:

She's the opposite of Pirelli: she doesn't make me ultra soft

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

New thread and no Claire Williams jokes yet? Id post her a reply in this thread. If you know what I mean fellas

I enjoyed these posts.

Foxtrot_13 posted:

Ferrari had their poo poo together this year and he still beat them as well. If Kimi can get onto the podium three times and Vettel win three times then it's the 2nd best car on the grid.

So just like every year Alonso was there except 2014?

track day bro! posted:

I cant think of a single 'Team Player' that has won a wdc.

Jackie Stewart. He taught his teammate Francois Cevert everything he knew. Even taught him how to crash at Watkins Glen, which Jackie himself had never managed. Such generosity and loyalty.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 20:17

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

AgentJotun posted:

Claire Williams is nice and all but seriously doesn't hold a candle to Carmen Jorda.

It's pronounced Whore-Da right?

Also Claire admitted to being in a hotel room in her pajamas with a 3-time fraud from Brazil, she's tainted.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 01:03

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidporsche posted:

I'd be fine with Vettel becoming Lauda Jr at this point.

Vettel's too polite to be Lauda. Lauda's best feature is what an arrogant prick he is.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 20:56

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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 15:12

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Does anyone remember how the official catchphrase of the TAG-McLaren sponsorship was "don't crack under pressure"? Remember that?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 04:02

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Not everyone can be as beautiful as Our Nando. Even in death.

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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 06:54

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Wirth1000 posted:

Venezuela apparently votes soon which seems like the current government will lose their majority cause Maduro is as charismatic as a certain R. Dennis and, also, a complete lack of poo poo tickets. Besides Maduro & Co. literally saying they will instigate an armed rebellion if they lose a majority I think the more important question is just how drastically this will affect Pastor & that sweet, sweet PDVSA money. I hope Renault wasn't counting on it.

I weep at the thought of a nation run by Ron Dennis.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 15:17

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Hey who wants more Nando-san?

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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 00:33

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Is Claire single, by the way?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 15:50

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

But she's not as beautiful as this F1 personality. Knows how to ride 4 wheels AND 2. So beautiful.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 16:17

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Look how clean the floor is, Ron.

Just look.

Yeah but the pattern is not very clear and organized. Ron will not be jealous.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 05:38

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

F1 2017: No Gubbins

# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 22:43

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

be nice wicka posted:

i don't see that there's a difference between the two tasks

That explains a lot, if this guy is Ron

# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 04:36

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Is she hot? I mean with age in consideration

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 02:22

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I didn't know they already had a sponsorship deal with Santander. I've never seen it on the car?

# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 19:21

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

That jet really isn't that mega. Bruce Dickinson has a way bigger jet and also makes better music.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 14:41

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

learnincurve posted:

Honestly they just look like a couple of blind guys and a granddad on dialysis to me.

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Honestly he married Ginger Spice and she still looks good, I can't hate him. Wasn't it really the fizzy drink higherups who did most of the whining, too?

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 22:12

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

What about Our Claire? She tried to seduce Ayrton Senna after all, she has good taste. Didn't do that to Nico Rosberg.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 00:15

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

How do I win Joe's Award anyway?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 03:20

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Norns posted:

Last years dick noses were pretty bad

For a while Our Pastor literally had two dicks he could shove up the back of every other car

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 14:48

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

learnincurve posted:

"Ferrari cannot be put in a corner on its knees and say nothing"

Italians can't shut up during a blowjob, it's so annoying.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 19:46

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Ron is the team manager this thread deserves

https://willthef1journo.wordpress.com/2015/12/15/ron-direction/

quote:

a man living in the past. One who, until very recently, did not really understand what an email was and told people he needed to contact that he would do so by sending them �an internet.�

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 20:05

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

He may be senile rather than autistic. Even the F1 thread knows where Quick Nick Heidfeld is working these days.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 20:16

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

darth cookie posted:

To be fair, getting attention is your raison d'�tre when you're a journo.

But not if you're a McLaren

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 14:55

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

quote:

Fernando Alonso sunbathing image was funny, says Ron Dennis

Now all you Worst Threaders will have to eat your words: Ron is no autist, he understands humor perfectly well.

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/24184/10102286/fernando-alonso-sunbathing-image-was-funny-says-ron-dennis

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 20:37

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Sweet Seb.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 14:36

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I thought you guys were kidding but Sky F1 literally is the darts channel now. It's incredible.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 22:43

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Motorsport.com did a study of Hefe's strife

http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/analysis-the-real-cost-of-pdvsa-sponsoring-pastor-maldonado/

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 16:50

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Claire Williams is british.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 00:12

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

http://www.inautonews.com/hamilton-says-he-is-dyslexic

quote:

World champion Lewis Hamilton has revealed he is dyslexic

Thus emulating the Great British Jackie Stewart, or as Lewis colloquially knows him, "man".

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 21:19

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# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 04:51

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Winning 5 WDCs for Ferrari must not pay that well.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 20:14

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

They built 2-3 LMP cars and hired 2-3 teams to run them without even reading the regulations? You'd never know they were a Japanese company, that sounds like garagistas.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 21:57

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Weren't they together like 4 years before they got married?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 14:22

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Why are they all wearing the same faded blue jeans? Is that how Ferrari connects with "the kids these days"?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 20:05

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I must have mentioned this before but if anyone thinks they saw boring races this year in lovely fake country venues you should watch the 89 US GP in Phoenix on youtube. Christ what a parade of a race on a completely worthless track. Makes any Circuit de Tilke look beautiful.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 05:42

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Yeah it looks like an autocross with fewer spectators and less fun.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 20:58

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 11:28

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Was there something in the early 80s about setting up tracks with no spectators? Was it like a new fad where TV is the future and humans are bad? Was it Bernie's idea?

# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 17:28

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