[Dungeon Lords] Keeper? I barely met 'er!

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Tekopo: Oct 24, 2008; When you see it, you'll shit yourself.

Stelas posted:

Whoops, fair enough.

That's a bit weird, I guess? "Yeah, that guy's more evil than this guy, but not enough for me to worry. I'll keep persecuting this guy."

Paladins are like that guy from Big Lebowski

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiQmQhA-OrM

# ? Jan 26, 2016 14:18

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:43

gutterdaughter: Oct 21, 2010; keep yr head up, problem girl

Stelas posted:

Whoops, fair enough.

That's a bit weird, I guess? "Yeah, that guy's more evil than this guy, but not enough for me to worry. I'll keep persecuting this guy."

Here's how I always describe it: The Paladin's Detect Evil spell has a certain threshold--he can't sense your misdeeds unless you're being evil enough.

Otherwise, the drat thing would go off every time some first-grader pulled his classmate's pigtails at recess, and he'd spend all his time raiding elementary schools instead of dungeons.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 17:17

Stelas: Sep 6, 2010

YEAR 2 COMBAT, ROUND 1

The combat card for this round is Magic Key (Slow) - 2 Fatigue - Discard one of your imprisoned adventurers.

Istvun

Istvun sends a Demon and a Poisoned Dart into a corridor.
The dart targets the warrior for 1 damage.
The demon knocks out the priest in a single hit.
The spell goes off! One prisoner is lost!
The warrior takes 2 damage from the Poisoned Dart.
Fatigue and Conquering are skipped in the wake of the demon's attack.

Broken Loose

Broken Loose sends nothing.
The spell goes off! One prisoner is lost!
The paladin takes 2 damage from fatigue.
The tunnel is conquered!
The Paladin immediately moves to burger_time's neighborhood.

Tekopo

Tekopo sets a slime and a golem in the Antimagic room.
The slime prevents Conquering this round!
The golem deals 4 damage to the mage, who is then healed by 2 by the priest.
The spell cannot go off due to the Antimagic room!
Fatigue and Conquering are skipped due to everyone being kind of sticky.

burger time

The paladin arrives, already on 2 health down.
burger time sets a Dragon and a Poisoned Dart in a tunnel, targeting the paladin.
The paladin takes 0 damage from the poisoned dart.
The dragon deals 2 damage to all adventurers, skipping the healing step.
The spell goes off! One prisoner is lost!
The paladin takes 2 damage from fatigue.
The tunnel is conquered!
The paladin takes 2 damage from poison and is knocked out!

# ? Jan 28, 2016 03:04

Stelas: Sep 6, 2010

I'm waiting on Istvun and burger time!

# ? Jan 30, 2016 09:05

Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

Stelas posted:

I'm waiting on Istvun and burger time!

I already gave you my round 2 combat.

e: I'm sending everything

Istvun fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jan 30, 2016

# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:23

burger time: Apr 17, 2005

I'll send nothing and attack the only room I can

# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:10

Stelas: Sep 6, 2010

YEAR 2 COMBAT, ROUND 2

The combat card for this round is Create Food (Fast) - 2 Fatigue - The first adventurer gains an extra hit point, even if undamaged.

Istvun

Istvun sets a Pendulum and a Troll in a tunnel.
The Pendulum outright knocks out the Mage, avoiding the spell.
The troll knocks out the fighter.
Combat is over!

Broken Loose

Broken Loose readies the troll, the golem, and a Cursed Ring.
Broken Loose pays 1 Gold. The thief blocks the first two hits of the ring, leaving the mage to get pinged for 1 damage.
The spell goes off, bringing the fighter to 8 damage.
The troll and the golem both attack for a combined 7 damage, leaving 1 health on the fighter. The golem returns.
Conquering and Fatigue is skipped this turn due to the Ring.

Tekopo

Tekopo readies a Golem and a Slime in the Antimagic room.
The mage cannot cast due to antimagic!
The slime prevents Conquering and Fatigue. The golem knocks out the mage, and returns.

burger time

burger time readies nothing!
The spell goes off, healing the fighter by 1.
Pandemonium is conquered!
Fatigue deals two points of damage to the fighter.

YEAR 2 COMBAT, ROUND 3

One more time!

Stelas fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jan 31, 2016

# ? Jan 31, 2016 02:11

Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

Well from what I can tell I tied for first, but I'm not really sure. Also Broken Loose should be on 0 gold, though I don't think it matters.

This is the first time I've ever tried going for such a compact dungeon. I think it turned out mostly well, but I was getting pretty well screwed out during minion placement. Think I wasn't doing nearly a good enough job with my predictions.

# ? Jan 31, 2016 03:02

Broken Loose: Dec 25, 2002; PROGRAM
A > - - - LR > > - - LL > - - -

oh, for gently caress's sake

# ? Jan 31, 2016 04:45

Istvun: Apr 20, 2007; A better world is just $69.69 away.; Soiled Meat

Broken Loose posted:

oh, for gently caress's sake

It doesn't seem that bad for you unless regeneration comes up. But still lol

# ? Jan 31, 2016 05:40

Stelas: Sep 6, 2010

YEAR 2 COMBAT, ROUND 3

The card this turn is Illusion (Fast) - 3 Fatigue - An imaginary 1 HP adventurer appears at the front. When eliminated it disappears.

Broken Loose

Broken Loose sends a slime and a dragon into the Chicken Coop.
The spell goes off! But it doesn't matter, because:
The slime prevents conquering and fatigue this round. The dragon attacks all party members for 2, knocking out the illusion and the fighter.

Tekopo

Tekopo readies the golem and a goblin in the antimagic room.
The goblin and the golem both attack, knocking out the thief. The goblin follows through with 1 damage onto the priest, but the priest immediately heals it.
The priest takes 3 damage from fatigue, but the antimagic room is conquered!

burger time

burger time sets the cursed ring.
The thief prevents all damage, but Fatigue and Conquering are skipped this round.
The spell goes off! There is now an illusion at the head of the party!

YEAR 2 COMBAT, ROUND 4

The card for this round is Dimensional Gate (Slow) - 3 Fatigue - Remove one of the monsters you used this round from the game.

Broken Loose

Broken Loose sends the golem into a tunnel.
The golem knocks out the thief!
Fatigue knocks out the wizard!

Tekopo

Tekopo's golem knocks out the cleric the end.

burger time

burger time's Demon knocks out the thief! Fatigue and Conquering are skipped.
The two remaining adventurers, and their illusion, peace out!

# ? Jan 31, 2016 06:20

Stelas: Sep 6, 2010

FINAL STANDINGS

Evil-o-meter

burger time

Istvun

Broken Loose

Tekopo

Unconquered Rooms: 4
Monsters: 2
Prisoners: 11
Conquered Tiles: -8
Tunnellord: 3

Istvun

Unconquered Rooms: 6
Monsters: 2
Prisoners: 10
Conquered Tiles: -2
Tax Demerits: -3
Cafeteria: 1
Lord of Halls: 3
Battlelord: 3

Broken Loose

Unconquered Rooms: 4
Monsters: 4
Prisoners: 10
Conquered Tiles: -4
Tax Demerits: -3
Lord of Dark Deeds: 3
Lord of Imps: 3

Tekopo

Unconquered Rooms: 2
Monsters: 5
Prisoners: 12
Conquered Tiles: -4
Tax Demerits: -6
Monsterlord: 3
Lord of Riches: 3

FINAL SCORES

All players successfully pass their Dungeon Lording Exam!

# ? Jan 31, 2016 06:21

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:43

Stelas: Sep 6, 2010

Phew! That took longer than I thought it would, especially with Christmas running over us, so I'd like to thank all my players for the patience and for sticking through a first try at this game! Next time around I'll probably be making some changes to try to speed things up, but I hope that everyone had a good (if mildly infuriated) time and I guess I'll see if I can dig up Festival Season for good measure.

Also, that was Completed Game #15. Maybe I should try biting the bullet and running Android.

Stelas fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Jan 31, 2016

# ? Jan 31, 2016 06:37

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