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WHICH CRAN-SINE REIGNS SUPREME???
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Brawnfire's Cran it, ya turkey, or you're gonna get creamed! 9 23.68%
rysfade's Entry in which [s/he] did, in fact, cranberry a thing. 3 7.89%
Ben Nevis's Confessions of a Cranivore 4 10.53%
Esme's CRAN-ium is too small to think of a better pun 8 21.05%
Veritek83's Everybody Else Is Cooking Them, So Why Can't We? 8 21.05%
Viking_Helmet's LAST MINUTE NICSA 19 AHHH 6 15.79%
Total: 22 votes
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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



We've had a fantastic showing for this 'murican holiday NICSA full of 90's alternateen music and puckered lips:

Cran it, ya turkey, or you're gonna get creamed!
In which I did, in fact, cranberry a thing.
Confessions of a Cranivore
My CRAN-ium is too small to think of a better pun
Everybody Else Is Cooking Them, So Why Can't We?
AHHH (with the wrong NICSA # even!)

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 14, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR


All the posts were fantastic, and I will be spending the next few hours agonizing over my vote.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



Yeah, this really was a super awesome NICSA.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Every entry had a reason to be voted for. Lovely stuff. I voted for the one I would like to both eat and attempt to replicate the most. But it was a tough choice.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Tough choice! Not willing to vote for myself, so this was a real thinker!

Thanks again, psychokitty, for the cranberry craze! I can't wait to see the results.

mich
Feb 28, 2003
I may be racist but I'm the good kind of racist! You better put down those chopsticks, you HITLER!


Loved this NICSA! When does voting end, I still can't decide.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



mich posted:

Loved this NICSA! When does voting end, I still can't decide.

Um I think voting goes through December 14 noon-ish CST now.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Uh oh, lost the lead and now I'm tied three ways! This one's a nail-biter!

Suspect Bucket
Jan 14, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR


Holy crap this one's a hard choice. But in the end, I was not a tie-breaker.

What happens in a crazy three-way tie? Run-off?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


We must make one more dish!

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



Suspect Bucket posted:

Holy crap this one's a hard choice. But in the end, I was not a tie-breaker.

What happens in a crazy three-way tie? Run-off?

Luckily the prize is a $30 gift, so I was going to split it 3 ways, HOWEVER, Brawnfire seems to have pulled ahead with about 2 hours remaining.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


psychokitty posted:

Luckily the prize is a $30 gift, so I was going to split it 3 ways, HOWEVER, Brawnfire seems to have pulled ahead with about 2 hours remaining.

This is all very dramatic! *swoons*

Edit: Did I just... win?!? Whoa.

Brawnfire fucked around with this message at Dec 14, 2015 around 18:58

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



Indeed, Brawnfire wins! Congratulations!

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Congratulations Brawnfire. Relish your victory.

Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.


I CALL ELECTION FRAUD!

but really congrats Brawnfire

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Veritek83 posted:

I CALL ELECTION FRAUD!

but really congrats Brawnfire

The chads! They're... hanging!



Cavenagh posted:

Congratulations Brawnfire. Relish your victory.

Thanks, your pun was a sauce of much amusement.


Thanks to everyone who voted for me, and thanks for the millionth time psychokitty!

Esme
Nov 4, 2009

hello i am your heart how nice to meet you


Well done! That ice cream looked irresistible.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Esme posted:

Well done! That ice cream looked irresistible.

Thanks!

As a BONUS to you kind folks, here's a shot of an alternate dessert that never came to be (because I forgot to take pictures of literally everything between putting cranberries in a pot and this moment:)



Cranberry cinnamon-sugar doughnuts! Sweet holy hell, there's nothing like a hot jelly donut fresh from the oil...

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



Brawnfire posted:

Thanks!

As a BONUS to you kind folks, here's a shot of an alternate dessert that never came to be (because I forgot to take pictures of literally everything between putting cranberries in a pot and this moment:)



Cranberry cinnamon-sugar doughnuts! Sweet holy hell, there's nothing like a hot jelly donut fresh from the oil...

I take it all back. You lose.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


psychokitty posted:

I take it all back. You lose.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



Those actually look super yum, yuckspice excluded.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011


Now I want cranberry donuts.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


psychokitty posted:

Those actually look super yum, yuckspice excluded.

Not a cinnamon fan?

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x04V5R4uZOA

rysfade
Mar 31, 2009


Congrats, Brawnfire! This was super fun, thanks everyone for participating.

Gimme one of them donuts.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001



I waited until all the entries were posted before I checked them out and then life got in the way so I wasn't able to vote, but great job to all. This was a really good NICSA.

Esme, if it makes you feel better I would've voted for your entry but didn't, so you didn't get the extra vote and tie for first with Marlon Brawndo. Sorry!

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


The Midniter posted:

I waited until all the entries were posted before I checked them out and then life got in the way so I wasn't able to vote, but great job to all. This was a really good NICSA.

Esme, if it makes you feel better I would've voted for your entry but didn't, so you didn't get the extra vote and tie for first with Marlon Brawndo. Sorry!

My spells worked!

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